Since the dawn of time Marvin Medium has....... WAIT A SECOND!!.....WHATS WITH ALL THE THIRD PERSON BOLLOCKS!!!!!!
My real name is Cornelius Shoehorn AKA Marvin Medium
My parents gave birth to me rather insefidley on a plane trying to get to a hospital in Johannesburg! but the plane unbesethic to the outside word, crashed in a votan like forestrian and my parents died a very slow, agonizing and tuthidiouse death (according to the coroner) but at that moment when the burning remains of the plane lay amisk a lowly sheet of newspaper blew toward me like a hilted cleath and scooped me up yarthing me to safty, where it looked after me with a family of glossy lads mags and a neighbouring school of broadsheets!!!.....
I was being raised by a pack of wild newspapers?!?!
carfully they put me together piece by piece with the popular Berol brand glue 'Marvin Medium'
After a couple of months I started to act like them, dress like them and talk like them, it was as if i was becoming piece of newsprint tabloid! for me this was normal, a small child acting pandetic like in the middle of a forrest but to anyone else it would have looked slightly dizdun!
When I was old enough to walk (367 newspaper years) malcolm (the grandson of the newspaper that saved me) showed me his homemade PC with a music making shogphaze he'd created named fingermouse 9.3, I was instantly britised and have been producing under the name of Marvin Medium ever since.
On my 8395th birthday (23 in human years) I decided to go on an adventure to the city, 200 scitoons away from the dense forattic tundra that i called my home.
I packed my satchel with some twigs to feast on during the intense boaral journey and packed 2000 poingberrys (our local currency) that would easily pay for a decent 5 star hotel for a few months!
I said my agorned so longs to my tabliod family and flutterd towads the bright lights!
When I arrived 2 months later I couldn't belive what I saw, I was enthralled by the hustle and bustle, this was the start of somthing hiffasious, I had a feeling I was going to be very successful in this place.
Later that day I became a tramp!
Its 9 months later and im still a tramp and I need your help, mainly your money, so if you can look into your hearts and spare a little change message me and I will tell you my address!
Please help!
marvin!owz things dude? long time no speek. owz ben n luke a dee getin on.aint seen any ov yz in a while? movein bk dwn gud old newy over d nxt couple ov weeks.fank fck.haha!!.j.
damn!! black skittles! lovin that track, ur beats are gettin harder and harder that track would totally rock a crowd :Dhows it goin man? long time no speak, iv gone a bit more mellow with my sounds atm, am goin for a more summer house sound :D still havnt got round to gettinthe new production gear, il sort it when iv finished with college anyway hope things r goin wel bud :D
HEY MARVIN MEDIUM HOWS THINGS WITH YOU? HOPE YOU CAN GET DOWN TO OLD SKOOLS MOST WANTED IN MANCHESTER ON EASTER SUNDAY! NOT LONG NOW AND ONLY A FEW TICKETS LEFT SO HOPE YOU GOT YOURS- GET BACK TO US SOON SASH,SCOTT,DAVO!
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hey marvin long time no speak man how u doing? new tune up now i got a moment to make something, its a soft dance track like disco house i am pretty pleased with it check it out when youve got a moment :D by the way 'must eat fritters' is ace!! what a club rocker :D nice work mate im only the seventh to hear it on here? everyone listen to it ok! haha
yea wasant bad ta m8!t b honest wit ya cnt remember speekin t eaeka nye.waz in a reeet condition m self!!gona b dwn over d nxt couple ov wkes.need t catch up wit luke-a-d,so weil get a seshion on d blend.j.
you didnt get hacked you muppett, you clicked some spam someone left on your page, usually about some chick getting her tits out or apparently a video (with the load bar half full, always a givaway)which sent you to what you though was the myspace login page. you though "wtf?? i already logged in" and put you details into what was actually a fake webpage. this is known as phishing. but your a smart kid im sure you knew that ;)
