Mark Malkoff


Male
32 years old
New York, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login:7/24/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/mark_malkoff  

    Mark Malkoff's Interests
MoviesIt's a Wonderful Life, Harvey, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Annie Hall, Mary Poppins
TelevisionSNL 1986-1993, Mister Rogers Neighborhood, The Morton Downey Jr. Show, You Can't Do That on Television, It's Garry Shandling Show", "Bozo's Circus" from WGN Chicago, Mr. Show
BooksThe Yucky Monster by Arthur Roth
HeroesMister Rogers, Kurt Vonnegut, and Robert Smigel

     Mark Malkoff's Details
Status:Married
Body type:0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:I don't want kids



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About me:
Hi Everyone, I wanted to tell you all about my new video project. I'm living and sleeping in an IKEA store in Paramus, NJ for a week starting Monday Jan. 7th. I can't believe IKEA is letting me stay overnight. Every day people will be able to watch a video recap of my day online. The press release is down below. Please pass it on to any of your friends in the media. Many Thanks, Mark Malkoff I’m a comedian, writer, and filmmaker. I’ve appeared as a guest on The Today Show, CNN, Fox News, ABC News, and Fox Business channel. In the past I’ve written for Radar Magazine and the Steve Schirripa’s talk show pilot for Fox Television. In July 2007 I produced and starred in a popular short video in which I visited all 171 Starbucks locations in Manhattan in one day. You can check it out at www.171starbucks.com. I also formed the first ever Guns N'Roses kids tribute band, Li'l Gn'r. You can check out their website at www.lilgnr.net. In the summer of 2004 I worked as a writer on a new episode of Nickelodeon's classic television show, "You Can't Do That on Television" entitled "Project 131." The episode was filmed on the original shows set at CJOH in Ottawa Ontario Canada.

You can check out my website at www.markmalkoff.com.
Who I'd like to meet:



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Mackie.fu





Jul 23 2008 11:13 PM

MARKKKKKKKKK.
How are you?
Danny Lobell





Jul 15 2008 10:58 AM

Melinda





Jul 3 2008 11:59 PM

Happy 4th red, white and blue stars
Craig Baldo





Jul 1 2008 8:48 AM

Thanks Mark! You are all-knowing.

hope all's great.

baldo
EpiphanyOfStefanie





Jun 27 2008 9:39 PM

May I put in a request for headbands to promote FaceStrong? Food for thought :D Enjoy your two week break, Mark!
Mackie.fu





Jun 24 2008 1:21 PM

Hey Mark! Just wondering how you were doing. What's up? Hope all is well in New York.
:D Talk to you later, bye!
TOM VRAB™





Jun 14 2008 10:15 PM

the Guy Who Doesn't Know He's Gay
TOM VRAB™





Jun 14 2008 2:52 PM

HEY
jake™


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May 31 2008 8:24 PM

Hey I would just like to say that I am fascinated with your work! Keep up the good work! :)
TOM VRAB™





May 23 2008 8:46 PM

i love you
Corey





May 8 2008 7:29 PM

I'd just like to say that you are fantastic.
=]
Melinda





Apr 27 2008 7:58 AM

So what's your next "project" gonna be? Now that you have covered the Ikea and Starbucks area :)
TOM VRAB™





Apr 23 2008 2:05 PM

your'e the MAN MALKOFF!! keep me in your prayers...some huge stuff is goin' down :)
whatever God wants yo'

but dude! YOU BETTER BE CALLING ME IF YOU EVER HIT THE LOS ANGELES AREA!

we should go swimming


why does that sound creepy??

dahh whatever


love,

tv=)
Mackie.fu





Apr 18 2008 12:02 AM

That was a rather epic show tonight, Mark.
Are you in Philly with Stephen and the rest of them? :]
Josh





Apr 17 2008 8:39 PM

hey bud...I went to my first IKEA ever today and thought of you. never been to one before but had an interview in Houston to be a producer on Cristina's Court and on the way back, passed it and stopped just for grins. got lost multiple times...but took some pics while i was there and thinking about writing a little article about it.
ps - their vegetarian lasanga was great
TOM VRAB™





Apr 16 2008 2:40 AM

new vid
hope you like it :)!!

the phone call
..
TOM VRAB™





Apr 12 2008 11:17 PM

hey

i love you

you remember that good


real good

(bites lip...questions orientation)

okay seriously that was gross

sorry dude

but i really do love you!!

saw you were online and wanted to drop a HELLLOO sir

glad you're freakin taking off like a jumbo jet , but not fat,...just fast and furious ...not the movie... just the velocity and with power.. kinda like vin diesel's mom behind a lawn mower

i honestly dont know why im this retarded

but GOD is awesome

and so are you

and word to that

can i make a toast?,

tom

ps. i guess the answer was no :..
Shannon





Apr 12 2008 12:31 PM

remember that time we almost had the same amount of friends on myspace. you have officially kicked my scrawny myspace arse, mr.
popular! just wanted to say hi and have a good weekend :)
EpiphanyOfStefanie





Apr 11 2008 12:37 PM

Hey there! Been a while since I've last said howdy. So, will you be taking part in the shenanigans in Philadelphia next week?

Hope all is well. Happy Friday!
-stef
guillermo





Apr 8 2008 8:08 PM

Mark, So good to hear from you. Love all the stuff your doing so keep me posted.
BTW, one of my fondest memories of you is your zip lock bag story!
Nick





Apr 5 2008 3:54 PM

Hey :P

The Ikea Videos and the Starbucks video are some of the funnies videos ive seen lol nice job...Keep making funny stuff :D

Cya
Bambouk Brian





Apr 3 2008 4:37 PM

Bambouk Off Broadway, Baby!

Hear Bambouk's interview with Trav S.D. at nytheatrecast. com or Bambouk. com/press
TOM VRAB™





Apr 2 2008 8:50 PM

okay...i think THIS one is a little over board... you have to tell me this time

Kalven Cline
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trustigious





Apr 1 2008 11:43 PM

You're awesome.
Keep on being cool.
Thai Hoak





Mar 26 2008 5:49 PM

i love your work man :D
i wanna live in ikea
Me and Nicholas Stocker believe you are the next Chuck Norris.
TOM VRAB™





Mar 18 2008 2:42 PM

mark did i go too far with this new sketch??

tell me please :)

Mackie.fu





Mar 14 2008 3:02 PM

Heeeeeeeeeeey Mark. Saw you were online, so I wanted to see how you were: how are you? I just had Spring Break, and have been working. What all have you been up to? Anyways, yeah, that's it. I'm oh so exciting. Okay, haha, I'm ending this comment before I sound too weird. BYE!
TOM VRAB™





Mar 12 2008 7:07 PM

ive made it to your top!!!!

my down theres are TINGLING :D!!!!

love you dude

tv=)
Marion





Mar 10 2008 2:32 PM

Starbucks isn't everywhere. We have no stores in Italy, this is an injustice! :( I love Soya Cappuccino (better than Italian cappuccino!) but I have to go to London to drink it...

But we have Ikea fortunately, yeah! :)
Did you sleep on a Sultan mattress? Is it comfortable? I wanna buy it...

Mark, you rule!
The Official Myspace of Sarah Beaupre





Mar 9 2008 9:19 PM

you should come do some work down in montreal!!!
The Official Myspace of Sarah Beaupre





Mar 6 2008 8:24 PM

DUDE i love your work!!!! its amazing!
your one of the 2 only comedians i watch. KEEP IT UP!
angie b.





Mar 4 2008 4:57 PM

Hey Mark! Thanks for the kind words. Yep, still in hell-A! R u gonna come out here...we have an IKEA too ;-)
Perkins Center for the Arts





Mar 4 2008 1:11 PM

When I was in college I wanted to live in IKEA, I love watching the videos! Thanks for the friendship!
Al





Mar 2 2008 7:29 PM

oh no problem man. keep on truckin
£∂nå





Mar 1 2008 10:43 PM

you're welcome buddy

-Edna
TOM VRAB™





Mar 1 2008 5:59 PM

i get out of prison on my birthday this next weekend...we should definitely meet up when you're in LA...maybe film a stupid 'fake' myspace non-famous idiot interviews famous friend from NY :)

hope you got my last voicemail
miss you man

can't wait to chat it up in person

God bless! as always:D,

thomas=)
Frances


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Mar 1 2008 3:54 PM

Maybe your next gig could involve a smart car :-P
Mackie.fu





Feb 26 2008 9:50 PM

Hey, I just wanted to tell you sorry about talking about the criminal on the loose in my town. It seemed awkward to tell you when you didn't reply back. Hope you're still well! :]
TOM VRAB™





Feb 25 2008 10:34 PM

im dying to make the top 8 Malkoff friends of myspace...
hmmm

looks like i'll just have to make a fan club for you instead

bunches and OOdles of love in a non homo way,

thomas vrab=)
Mallory





Feb 25 2008 8:14 PM

Your IKEA videos were amazing! I have seriously never laughed so hard. :) Did you film any of your last day(s)?
Mackie.fu





Feb 20 2008 8:17 PM

Hey! I saw you were online, and I just wanted to say hello! I hope all is well, and everything is back to normal now at work! Can't wait to see ya if I ever get a chance to come to NY soon. Take care!
TOM VRAB™





Feb 19 2008 1:24 PM

HAHAHAHAH i wish... he's so hot..

wait. umm...

i have to go :/

TV=)

ps. call anytime... as soon as my phone minutes are back up in a week or so...i'l pester the heck out of you till we ketch up like the condiment
Bobby