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Last Call Poets
Comedy / Ghettotech / Experimental

"Our words will make you drunk with sweet revelry"


Canada

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   Last Call Poets: General Info
Member Since8/28/2006
Band Websitekevinfortnum.coffeehouse.ca
Band MembersValentino Assenza, a man with fire in his belly and a powerful presence you can't help but notice; Krystle Mullin, full of piss, fire and impressive metaphor dropkicks; Dave Silverberg, known for odes to egg nog, journalistic war cries, and kick-ass haikus that'll spin your cerebrals; Kevin Fortnum, the "Lou Reed of the Toronto poetry scene," said someone sometime; Amanda Hiebert, a talented writer and actor who's a veteran of the Toronto slam scene; and That Brown Bastard, a poet who doesn't play by your rules, yeah, what you gonna do about it?
InfluencesLeonard Cohen, Mos Def, Mitch Hedberg, Taylor Mali, Shane Koyczan, Jack Johnson, Janis Joplin, Charles Bukowski, Rives, the Toronto spoken word scene, Canada, Middle-Earth, YOU
Record LabelPebble Records
Type of LabelIndie




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   About Last Call Poets
We’re not your typical poets. Last Call Poets, a new spoken word collective from Toronto, can best be described as beer-soaked brash poignant troubadours. Coming from all corners of the city, Last Call Poets bring myriad perspectives and styles into one group, making their poetic performance unlike anything Canada has seen before. Last Call Poets are: Valentino Assenza, Kevin Fortnum, Amanda Hiebert, Krystle Mullin, Dave Silverberg and That Brown Bastard.

Special Thanks go out to Cynthia Gould from ihaveasecret.com for filming and posting the footage. She also designed our CD Insert. Amazing!


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Astralshepherd Poetry





May 13 2008 10:55 AM

we sing
our heart-dreams
loudly into moonlit skies,
wishing upon flickers of light,
skipping our smooth hope-pebbles
along the wide ways of promise.

ripple, they do,
these echoed promises,
in thousands of shimmering circles
resonating our life’s expectancy

as we cast silken spun web-nets
trying to capture the elusive
understanding;

- – what it means
to be loved.

~ricki
Clara Engel





Mar 11 2008 11:06 AM

this friday...
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High Heels Lo Fi





Dec 21 2007 11:55 AM


Kamunak8





Dec 16 2007 12:50 PM

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
lisaluscioustai





Oct 14 2007 4:09 PM

High Heels Lo Fi





Sep 9 2007 4:19 PM

Hi! We've finally posted some songs & videos from our second live show.


SPENCER!





Aug 25 2007 6:02 PM

that was actually one of my first suggestions and nobody else liked it!
Faith





Aug 8 2007 8:48 AM

hey guys! hows it going?

Stay beautiful
Faith.
Astralshepherd Poetry





Aug 2 2007 3:57 PM

you,
your grace
wanders each
subtle life-note
each word
each gentle phrase
in rise and fall
as morning song
windows open
your soul
each breathless call
reaches higher praise
your life emerges
as starlit diamonds
from fiery coal
anvil struck
forged in trials
with faith and hope
you spark
you soar

blessings and best wishes,

~ricki
Astralshepherd Poetry





Jul 20 2007 2:48 PM

A summer’s meditation

The morning garden
is still.
Softly, the growing dawn wakens
bird-song.
The long grasses, flowing - a gentle breeze
blending with roses, hyacinth and lavender;
wind chimes
singing
quietly melodic notes.
The garden center;
a cobalt blue vase fountain,
almost silent ripples of water
cascade over the rim
to mirror-black, smooth, glistening
pebbles. My eyes, steady, fixed,
focus above.
The clear sky, warm air wafting,
this morning yields, peacefully
to the slow heat of day.
Shadows shorten and hide from the sun
while we wait for the coolness of evening
to carry us home.


~ricki
Merrybegot by Mary Dalton





Jul 13 2007 9:30 AM

Yet

Moll doll his chin;
Her hair birch-
Broom-in-the-fits;
Chalk and cheese, they said;
Cradle and grave,
They said;
Yet-
You could smell
The smouldering, sparry,
Whenever they met.

From the collection Merrybegot
by Mary Dalton

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literature to listen to
Sheniz





Jun 21 2007 6:07 PM

Ah. You guys are so motivating. Congrats on all your achievements, and here's hoping there will be more to come in the years ahead.

We can revive poetry. One word at a time.

Keep ciphering,

Sheniz
The Sketchersons





Jun 4 2007 9:10 PM

In the Los Angeles area this week? Come see a night of Canada's Best Sketch Comedy!

Check out The Sketchersons on June 7, 8, 9 at The Former Second City (8162 Melrose Ave.) 8pm! Tickets are Pay What You Can
DJ CA$H MONEY





May 28 2007 10:04 PM

Whats poppin' Last Call Poets......Wanted to share one of my favorite videos of all-time with you.....The Wu-Tang Clan broke all the rules. Nine MCs shared the mic, all with equal aplomb. ....The RZA helmed the production, and through a pastiche of breaks, Stax samples, and kung-fu dialogue, created an indelible ghetto-noir soundscape as alien as it was alienating.....“Can It Be All So Simple,” with its disembodied soul diva and hiccupping bass is a moment of poignant reflection. ....Hype Williams did a great job in directing the amazing video for the song and bringing Ghost and Rae's words to life......If you haven't peeped this video in a while, or if you have never seen it make sure you check out Wu-Tang's Classic "Can It Be All So Simple" Video today:

Watch Wu-Tang's "Can It Be So Simple
The Alexander Solution





May 25 2007 10:05 AM

"The Page Screams Out" is a new track that I available have for FREE download and distribution. Dig it.

This is what I like most about MySpace, whereas we are able to share our music with others and by-pass a host of vultures that are unappreciative of the art but anxiously eyeing a prize that the art will provide, at the cost of...well...I guess that's those who buy music.
Clara Engel





May 16 2007 11:22 PM

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Abraham Is Burning


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May 11 2007 11:28 AM

Hey

I just wanted to let you know I have reached 2000 friends ....so let this be a thank you for being one of them and doing what all good friends do by NOT caring.

anyway, Ive been really into slam poetry and have been performing around NYC at such events.

Heres a sample of something i might do at a slam:

" i then go into this coffeehouse and strike up a conversation
with this other writer about why men always have to do the hunting for women.
he takes out this half empty bottle and this half empty cup and says
"the bottle is the man and the cup is the woman
and the liquid inside is their hearts.
now their hearts are not gonna be complete until they find each other"
and then he asks me how i would go about doing that.

so i told him that i would pour the bottle into the cup.
he says "why not the other way around?"
and i reply "less chance of a spill" and he says "exactly......
see when a woman pours her heart into a man it just gets broken
and most of it spills on the floor, but when a man pours his heart
into the woman, the woman accepts ALL of him."

stay tuned to my blog section for more.

Abraham
mustafio





May 11 2007 8:06 AM

So it's a capital 'T' that's been hanging you up? Don't worry, it's only paint. And paint is easy to remove. If I was your mother and you were my daughter, you would be sleeping already. I wear these pajamas only on weekends. And you think that's healthy? People don't listen to their body until it's too late. I am not dramatic, I am merely being practical.
lisaluscioustai





Apr 26 2007 11:32 AM

THE POET & THE DJ
a Spoken word poetry & House music event
for National Poetry Month

Friday, April 27th, 2007

IV Lounge
326 Dundas Street West

featuring:

THE POETS

Rosina Kazi (LAL)
www.myspace.com/lalforest
zAyla weedZ
www.poetreekicks.com
lisa "luscious" tai
www.myspace.com/lisaluscioustai

THE DJ

Pablo Hernandez

9 pm doors open
$5 contribution

misslusciouslisa@yahoo.ca
647-271-8047

We acknowledge the support of the Canada Arts Council & the League of Canadian Poets
the end of the internet





Apr 18 2007 2:16 PM

CHARLIE





Apr 17 2007 7:18 AM

thanks for the add, send me some material if you like, i love new stuff, gives me inspiration, need all i can get!!!!!
charlie
BGIRL VOCAB: under construction





Apr 8 2007 3:41 PM

man, i miss t.o. its like nyc with better health care and a smidgen of cleaner air.
King Kong Girio





Apr 5 2007 10:00 PM

Movies? Last good one that I saw at the theatre was The Queen. That sums up the last 12 months.
What about you?
blueVenus





Apr 2 2007 3:01 PM

styrofoam!!!!lol!
I'm looking forward the last call show I can make....
indeed a new bV cd...we should all meet up for drinks!
I plan to be at cryptic chatter
so I can bitch about what's the matter.
and rhyme in couplets so drab
stabbing at the little bits of freedom
that mock me.
(the gods don't pay me either)

regards
andrea
Joy Thompson





Apr 2 2007 10:30 AM

Hi!!! *waves* how are you doing?
Clara Engel





Apr 2 2007 8:29 AM

hey. thank you...yeah i'm doing well, cant complain. well i could if i really wanted to but i will refrain :-)
and i hope things are going swimmingly for you too. happy spring.
clara
Dwayne Morgan





Mar 22 2007 4:35 PM

Just dropping y'all a line to wish you all the best. i run into each of you individually, but never as a group, so keep doing your thing!!

One love,

Dwayne
Michael Murphy





Mar 17 2007 9:46 AM

I just wanted to swing by a wish you a most wonderful day and I hope your life is full of happiness and many blessings!

Happy St. Patricks Day!

Keep the Vision
Michael Murphy
T.D.





Mar 16 2007 2:48 PM

Thanks for being my friend...

T.D. Author, Shades of Blue
nubiana





Mar 15 2007 8:13 PM

to the sexist poetry troupe ever:

i intend to make it to every last call poets show cuz that's how i do
blueVenus





Mar 13 2007 9:25 PM

perfect!!!
i'll say I knew you when....

:)
andrea
xoxo
CynthiaGouldPoetry





Mar 9 2007 7:13 AM












check out ihaveasecret.com for more videos of poetry & music!!!
Be.





Mar 8 2007 8:36 AM

VISUAL ARTISTS and PERFORMERS CALL FOR ENTRIES

This is the OFFICIAL CALL for ENTRIES and PERFORMANCES to the Third Annual A.S.C Art Exhibit.

May 2007 inside the SKY DRAGON CENTRE in Hamilton, Ontario:

Raising social awareness and social justice through the arts.

Welcoming all ARTISTS AND PERFORMERS: ABSTRACT and CONCEPTUAL ARTISTS, POETS, MUSCIANS, DANCERS, PAINTERS, SCULPTORS, MIXED MEDIA, INSTALLATION ARTISTS, PHOTOGRAPHERS, and VISUAL ARTISTS OF ALL GENRE AND MEDIA, INCLUDING PERFORMANCE ARTISTS to apply as soon as possible.

The exhibit will kick start the May Day Festival Weekend and if you wish to be an integral part of the A.S.C and MAYDAY festivities by exhibiting your work in one of the most active months at the Sky Dragon Centre and surrounding area to date, now is your chance. Artists whose work is not socially or politically charged are also welcome to apply.

Submission Deadline: Monday April 2nd according to space availability.

Submit J-PEG images of your work including dimensions and artist statement of intent to introducingtheseen@hotmail.com

PERFORMERS
The Third Annual A.S.C Exhibit and I-Care Benefit is seeking talented performers for the Exhibit's opening reception.

Performances include but are not limited to musical sets, interpretive, African and step dances, stand-up comedy, spoken word poetry, and more.

If you would like to showcase your talents and add to this eclectic line-up in an effort to raise money for the A.S.C and I-Care Benefit Project please send info to introducingtheseen@hotmail.com
Bibek





Feb 26 2007 2:53 PM

love the cd guys...made me like eggnog more
lisaluscioustai





Feb 15 2007 10:53 AM

if you are in love...
if you hate love...
if you want to spread your love around...
if you think valentine's day sucks...

come out this friday for an intimate evening of poetry
underground sounds: v-day edition

join
lisa "luscious" tai
&
special guest
jill binder
for
poems about, for, and against love, sex, relations & relationships

w/ dj pablo hernandez

OPEN MIC!!!!!!!!!

$5 contribution

treats & surprises!

636 dundas street west (downstairs)
doors open 8:30 pm/ show starts 9 pm

info: misslusciouslisa@yahoo.ca, 647-271-8047
BFL PROMO





Feb 10 2007 4:36 PM

Hey, I love what you're doing.
Stop by my page and let me know what you think.
The Alexander Solution





Feb 4 2007 10:09 AM

Greetings! I have a new song that is finished. It is a spoken word piece. Edited and Finished January 22, 2007 at 3:12pm PST in Alameda, California

Please feel free to listen, download, comment, rearrange, disarrange, erase, bootleg, badmouth, and criticize to/on/about/for/of/etc this song.
Donnie Darkhorse poetry, photography & spoken word


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Feb 1 2007 10:12 AM

hey guys....ill be c