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Joe Smith is God!

"Never fear...Joe Smith is here!"

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Small in size but mighty in faith, this is the portion of the web dedicated to the greatest player in the history of Major League Baseball...Joe Smith!!!

In a world reeling from war, pestilence and spiritual uncertainty many now find solace in the knowledge that Joe Smith is the supreme baseball being. His pitching is both the Word and the Way. Let the light shine forth from His right hand!

Those who stand against him shall feel his righteous righty wrath for Joe Smith is the deity of the diamond, the prophet of the plate, the reverend of the rubber, the manna of the mound, the god of the glove, the lord of the league, the zeus of the zone and the saint of the strikes.

Joe Smith smites the Philliestines, makes Padres pray for mercy, creates fallen Angels, brings down Giants like Goliath and utterly rejects the Devil Rays.

Put your trust in Joe's goodness and ye shall be set free.

Never fear...Joe Smith is here!

CONTACT: Thru our MySpace or at neverfearjoesmithishere@yahoo.com.

PLEASE NOTE: We are not affiliated in any way with Joe Smith, The New York Mets or Major League Baseball. We just worship Joe Smith.


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Jul 11 2008 2:23 AM

Dora





Jul 3 2008 1:40 AM

Hit' Me Up !!!(Mike)





May 27 2008 2:54 PM

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Apr 28 2008 9:08 PM

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Apr 28 2008 9:11 PM

Sweet Spot JOE SMITH IS THE BEST
Jorge





Apr 29 2008 2:42 AM

Thanks for the add!!!Joe Smith shall lead Duaner Sanchez to scoreless innings and then shall pave the way for Wagner to shut the door!!!LGM!!!RP Joe Smith
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Apr 15 2008 4:51 AM

Haha this is nuts... JOE if you are seeing this, these people idolize you!!! Only if they knew how bad I beat you at beer pong!!! Just playin bro... Keep it up
Pedro Martinez Fans(unofficial)





Apr 2 2008 1:45 AM

JOE'S IN!!!!!!
AJ





Mar 31 2008 4:28 AM

Major League ready baby!
i love the mets





Mar 24 2008 1:22 AM

thanks for the add
will





Mar 22 2008 7:15 PM

God is 24
today and pitched a scoreless
inning. Buy him cake.
Martin Rivas





Mar 19 2008 7:29 PM

When Shea is torn down
They won't need a wrecking ball
For they have Joe Smith
Johan Santana Fans™ (16-7) [OffSeason]





Mar 17 2008 11:12 PM

Hello how are you doing??

Go Joe Smith:)


-Johan Santana Fans!
will





Mar 17 2008 6:07 PM

Hitters look simple
Swinging through his two-seamers
Joe Smith is a pimp.
Pedro Martinez Fans(unofficial)





Mar 17 2008 2:54 PM

thanksfortheadd
MsMet





Mar 16 2008 4:04 AM

Thanks for Add!

Benny





Mar 16 2008 3:42 AM

here's possibly the best joe smith haiku ever:

joe smith joe smith go
joe smith joe smith joe smith go
joe smith joe smith go.
metsgrrl.com





Mar 15 2008 6:38 PM

I love everything about this page.

Except:
Haiku are not haiku UNLESS THERE IS A SEASONAL REFERENCE!

otherwise, kick ass.
Dora





Mar 15 2008 3:25 AM

Photobucket
I took this pic during a batting practice session for pitchers at Tradition Field.
Fungus 53





Mar 14 2008 4:01 AM

Wow. No one here could believe when the HorrorPops broke into a song about Joe Smith. It was a pretty amazing moment.

There are more Joe Smith songs on the way. Lots of punk and ska artists are waaaay into the whole Joe Smith thing.
LOU BRUTUS





Mar 14 2008 1:35 AM

I was a lost lamb but now I am found.

Joe is my shepard, I shall not want.
Dead Schembechlers





Mar 14 2008 1:38 AM

Hey Joe!

We don't do baseball songs but if we did we would do one for you.

Great to see a Buckeye Baseball Buddy.

O-H-I-O!
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