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Instant Asshole
Punk / Hardcore / Rock

"We are moving our content off myspace !"

Oakland, California
United States

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Member Since3/8/2005
Band Websiteinstantasshole.tripod.com
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Check us out on Fuzz!

Hear us on FUZZ INSTEAD OF MYSPACE!

WIRED MAGAZINE REPORTS MAJOR LABEL RECORD COMPANIES INVOLVED IN NEW MYSPACE MUSIC !!

WIRED MAGAZINE- April 3 2008 http://www.wired.com/wired/

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- MySpace, which has lured millions of big acts and garage bands alike to build profiles on the popular social networking hub to attract fans, said Thursday it will turn those pages into portals for selling music, merchandise and more.

Helping back the new MySpace Music are three of the biggest recording companies -Vivendi SA's Universal Music Group, Sony BMG Music Entertainment and Warner Music Group Corp. Financial terms of the partnership were not disclosed, but each of the music companies will receive an unspecified equity stake in the new company, said Chris DeWolfe, MySpace co-founder and chief executive. The fourth-largest music company, EMI Group PLC, is not part of the deal. DeWolfe said MySpace is in licensing talks with "everyone" but declined to say where discussions stand with EMI, home to artists such as Coldplay and Norah Jones.

MySpace Music, which will roll out gradually in coming months, will enable artists to sell music downloads, concert tickets and merchandise such as T-shirts through their profile pages and to offer ringtones through a unit of MySpace parent News Corp.

"We believe that the Web is becoming increasingly more social," DeWolfe said during a conference call. "MySpace Music is a new way of experiencing music online that everyone can participate in."

Fans also will be able stream audio and video for free through musical artists' profile pages.

DeWolfe said some tracks will be sold without copy-protection safeguards but noted that the major labels had committed only to experimenting with offering content in an unrestricted format. Selling music without the copy protections that make such tracks incompatible with Apple Inc.'s iPod music players could place MySpace Music in direct competition with existing digital music stores such as Apple's iTunes, Amazon.com, Napster Inc. and others, analysts said.

"It's definitely got a lot of potential to it, but how much it really changes the game is yet to be determined," said Michael Gartenberg, vice president and research director for JupiterResearch.

"This is one of those important events in the history of digital music and it has a lot of potential going forward."

MySpace may also be looking for ways to maintain its lead on rival social network Facebook, which has been gaining in popularity.

James McQuivey, digital music analyst for Forrester Research, noted that the venture is wisely aiming to serve as a one-stop portal for music fans.

"A MySpace music store is exactly the right step to get the music industry to the next level because it recognizes that consumers don't just buy music, they experience it ... That's what people do with music already on MySpace, it's what has made Last.FM and iMeem.com so popular so quickly," he said.

The company declined to discuss pricing or other revenue details. In 2006, MySpace began letting artists sell music from their profile pages using a third-party technology, but that capability never was integrated into the site the way MySpace Music's storefront will be, DeWolfe said. MySpace, which boasts more than 110 million monthly users, has more than 5 million profile pages showcasing major label artists, independents and unsigned acts. All those artists would eventually be able to take advantage of MySpace Music's offerings, the company said.

MySpace Music will operate as a separate company, with a president who reports to DeWolfe and to a board of directors that will include representatives from the recording companies. MySpace had been discussing the venture with music companies for several months, during which MySpace and Universal Music overcame a major hurdle - a copyright infringement lawsuit Universal brought against MySpace in 2006 over alleged illegal music sharing. The two companies settled the dispute when MySpace agreed to pay Universal $100 million, according to a person familiar with the settlement who spoke on condition of anonymity because the terms are confidential. Sony BMG is a joint venture of Sony Corp. and Bertelsmann AG. Shares of Warner Music rose 2 cents to close at $5.81. News Corp. shares rose 17 cents to $20.17.

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John the Bakers biggest influence.

http://www.geocities.com/johnthebaker2002/jtb/arrest.htm

Copy and Paste the link because myspace doesn't allow me to write my own html links so you have to copy and paste. This is the article about my freedom of speech case against the Woodstock Police Department.

The bands inluences are:

Drugs, alcohol, stupid people and ......hey, can you get me another beer?.....thanks....what was the question?

DEMO COVER

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Oh yes, Is Organ Magazine really cool???.....God damn right it is! These folks taught us to think for ourselves and drink with our friends. Before, we used to think for our friends and drink alone. We were so lost.

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ALTERNATIVES TO MYSPACE

So I been searching for good alternatives to myspace and been up against really bad terms of service for most sites. Most sites want to have ownership of the content in order to re publish it on the internet. While this is important, most sites are using terms of service that put all the ownership control into thier hands so they can do whatever they want with your songs/content. Most can make compilation CDs include your songs and not ask you pay royalties or even tell you that they are doing it. So I have been battling with these sites to have them make their terms of service more artist friendly. I have found one site that I like

FUZZ.com

http://instantasshole.fuzz.com/

Fuzz started out with bad terms and has since changed them based on my input. They are SF based and run by musicians that I know personally. Its a good site that serves as a good alternative to myspace for musicians and bands.

Check out http://www.FUZZ.com and join! And leave rupert murdock with the yuppies christians and censors to themselves back at myspace.

Instant Asshole will be keeping their myspace site but moving all content to :

http://instantassshole.fuzz.com

The myspace site will serve to direct people to our new pages and to hold the INSTANT ASSHOLE spot here so we can retain public use of the name

peace,

John the Baker

Sounds LikeCut yer ears off put em in a blender turn to highest setting what does that sound like?....how can you hear without any ears?...This makes no sence you people are stupid....hey, can you get me another beer? thanks....................

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FOR BOOKING SHOWS PLEASE CONTACT JOHN THE BAKER AT

jtbaker666@juno.com

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Type of LabelIndie




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   About Instant Asshole
9-25 2008- Today I removed the rest of our songs off this site. Myspace Music has (what looks like) officially changed hands and is now run by the major record labels. We dont support the industries approach to music and its capitolistic overtones. We are musicians who love to create and perform and entertain. We are not business people with a plan to make a buttload of cash . We dont want to be associated with Myspace, Myspace Music or the major label record industry. We are 4 people who rock and are not going to comprimi8se to sell more records or reach more people with our message. Our message is not unique, if you havent gotten it yet we by dumbing it down are not going to be able to make you understand it better. BE NICE TO THE WORLD AND ITS INHABIUTANTS. THIS IS NOT A GAME FOR YOU TO WIN OR LOSE. THIS IS REAL LIFE. WE ARE REAL PEOPLE. MAKE LIFE EASIER FOR PEOPLE TO SHARE THEIR IDEAS DONT MAKE PEOPLES IDEAS A WAY FOR YOU TO MAKE MONEY FOR YOURSELF AND YOUR OWN PERSONAL GAIN. LIVE FREE OR DIE ! Photobucket Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

What constitutes being an asshole, well my discriptions is : Someone who is a thorn in the side of whatever situatioin he finds himself (she or he him or herself) So here we are on myspace so we are trying to educate and inform while being assholes thats kind of what we do. So this myspace thing has got some realy problems and we decided that we would take down our content and put it somewhere else. So if you want to hear our songs they are at:

FUZZ.com

http://instantasshole.fuzz.com/

Check us out on Fuzz!

you can also here us here on our friends radio station ipunk radio:

SHIRTS are AVAILABLE as well as our new 7" DUI or DIE from our online merch store. You can click on the links or copy and paste this link into your browser:

http://instantasshole.tripod.com

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These shirts are great gifts for your friends that embarass you when you are out at the parties or shows. Make them wear these shirts so others know they are complete assholes!!! Take pictures of your friends with an IA shirt on and send it to us and we will send you free shit.

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Oct 12 2008 6:28 PM

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ASLUT (album out & new t-shirt designs)





Oct 12 2008 3:00 AM

understood and agreed
CHIVO NEGRO





Oct 10 2008 8:00 PM

Hi! THNX to have accepted ChivoNegro!! You have a very important information here, but how can we help to not contribute with this?? Here in Mexico or in other countries with not too many media or information it’s very difficult meet another bands with similar toughs and ideals, and ideas like yours, is very interesting to us know more about of myspace dirty money!! Health and resistance and a fraternal hug from ChivoNegro, NoiseCore beginning a personal change, Salamanca Guanajuato, México.
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Oct 8 2008 11:11 PM


Official ASLUT t-shirts
~ check it out now ~
www. myspace. com/aslutlive
The debut album From Birth To Beast
available at revHQ. COM & iTunes
For lifer's...stay UP !



new 7" late Nov.
/ new release 2009

www. myspace. com/animosityrecordlabel


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Oct 8 2008 9:34 PM

Damn, I miss the IA family
Peaceful War Presents





Oct 8 2008 4:39 AM

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Oct 7 2008 3:49 PM

INVESTMENT ADVICE

Fact for the Day:

If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would have $49 left. With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of the original $1000. With AIG, you would have less than $15 left. But, if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago, drunk all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214 cash. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
johnthebaker





Oct 6 2008 3:36 PM

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Sep 28 2008 8:15 PM

SAT. OCT.4th. @ HEMLOCK
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Sep 28 2008 7:13 AM

Are you coming to TEXAS in 2009?
Unique-uh Oi!.





Sep 27 2008 12:32 AM

come back to new york = ]
it would be fucking awesome if i could see you guys again.
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Sep 25 2008 9:12 PM

We played Instant Asshole on Episode 7 of HaywardHC's podcast!


EPISODE 7 – Sept. 2008 HaywardHC's Underground Hardcore, Metal & Punk Show/podcast is ready for download so check it out! Go to our webpage to subscribe on iTunes, by RSS or Download the MP3. http://www. haywardhc. com/podcast Let me know what you think of the podcast. Also it would be great if you could help spread the word about our podcast. Thanx

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Sep 24 2008 2:54 AM

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Sep 24 2008 2:11 AM

hi guys, thanks for requesting me..
my is naem from Malaysia.
i have got your cd "straight edge failure". the sound is great and good lyrics.
Kitty Miao





Sep 23 2008 2:35 AM

Hey Assholes~ it's Whores's last show!
cyclecide~last show