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Haddox

			"The angriest fish in sea." Male 26 years old Antarctica Last Login:12/6/2007

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http://www.myspace.com/haddoxmission

Haddox's Interests

General	Drinking, fighting, piracy, writing, misogyny, misanthropy, and making fun of teenage girls, muscular distrophy, dead celebrities, and vaginas.
Music	Slayer and Dream Theater. Shit, I forget this was MySpace. I meant to say that My Chemical Romance and HIM are the only two bands I listen to. When people talk about other bands, I walk away in disgust. Especially if they talk about Fall Out Boy. Fall Out Boy are posers and they cannot compete with the genius that is MCR.
Movies	I'll watch anything, unless it has Vin Diesel.
Television	I was going to list Family Guy here, but I don't think I need to because if you're between the ages of 13 and 30, it's pretty much a given that you like Family Guy. In fact, that should be the sign-up process for MySpace. DO YOU LIKE FAMILY GUY? Y/N If you say no, you shouldn't be allowed to join. If you say yes, you're in and you can immediately start stalking 14 year old girls. I also enjoy South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and House, MD. I also like The Simpsons, mostly to spite people who say it hasn't been funny in years.

Haddox's Details

Status:	Single
Zodiac Sign:	Libra

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About me:
I'm a pirate. I'm angry all the time. One time I tried taking Prozac, but that just made me even angrier. Apparently I also run a website or something.

Who I'd like to meet:
Oliver Reed, because he's the baddest motherfucker who ever lived.
Maddox, because he ripped off my site.
DrakeGTA, because he's damn cool.

Who I Wouldn't Like To Meet:
People who refer to girls as chicas
People who hate Cadbury Creme Eggs
People who can't take a joke
Jerry Falwell
Your mom, cuz I already fucked her and she's no good

Haddox's Friend Space (Top 8)

Haddox has 39 friends.

Syd Lexia

Thilo

Commander Cool

Big Bad Booty Daddy

Sieze The Day

Last Man Standing

Rion

Mags

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Narla Taylor	Oct 26 2007 8:39 AM Fagcunt, update your shit site.
The Management	Jul 4 2007 4:10 PM The lack of productivity here is starting to amaze me.
Narla Taylor	Mar 2 2007 9:41 AM Update your fucking site.
Bob The Great	Dec 21 2006 2:30 PM Visit the new forum!
Bob The Great	Dec 13 2006 1:56 PM Today marks five years ago the metal world lost Chuck Schuldiner. Everyone take time today to remember this genius.
Bob The Great	Dec 9 2006 5:52 PM Thanks for the add. I'm looking forward to more posts from you. "Mel Gibson" was excellent! Question - are you the Johnny Depp kind of pirate, or the Orland Bloom kind?
Mags	Nov 12 2006 12:29 PM The Simpsons has always been funny, people who say it hasn't are just trying to pretend that they've "matured" and grown out of that phase. And House is the shit. We should watch TV together some time.
Brett	Oct 19 2006 9:31 PM Thanks for the add bro, I love the site!
The Management	Sep 6 2006 10:39 PM Yes. There was much more room to improve the story of his death. I mean, not even an explosion! On that thought.....have you had any luck finding a torrent of his final moments? The huge pile of nothing I'm drumming is disappointing me. However, the only good thing is...at least it happened before the "Crocodile Hunter" was doing infomercials selling Shit-Be-Gone or whatnot.
The Management	Sep 5 2006 1:30 PM I feel a little cheated that Steve Irwin's death wasnt more fantastic. :(
Nick ∞	Aug 5 2006 10:30 AM love your work
Commander Cool	Jun 24 2006 7:19 PM I must say, your site is pretty sweet. Maybe now you can replace Thilo since he seems to have gone to hell with all his selling out and what not.
Syd Lexia	May 31 2006 4:27 PM Careful bitch, I provide your server space.

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