Horatio's Amazing Music Video!
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THE PURPOSE OF THIS SITE AND HOW IT WILL BE OPERATED
My name is Frederick Leroy Elroy Smith and I am a
friend of Horatio Lee Jenkins and an elder in the
church that we both attend.
Horatio is a wonderful man and who has amazing
talents. He has put those talents to good use by
humiliating Satan and writing a beautiful, wonderful
song about it. I have decided that the internet
should finally be used for something good and I set up
this page to help spread this inspirational story and
this glorious song.
Although Horatio believes that computers are for
"sissies" and he is often heard saying, "My grand-dad
didn't need a computer to be a man and neither do I!", he
has given my efforts his approval because he understands
the need to spread his very important work.
This is most gracious of him because we all remember
the shame that Horatio's father brought upon the Lee
Jenkins' family when he decided that he DID need a
computer to be a man. Horatio not only proved his
father wrong by savagely beating him without the aid
of a computer, but also by out-drinking the devil
himself (also without computer aid) and nothing could
be more manly than that. Those heroic acts combined
with the beautiful song that Horatio wrote have fully
redeemed his family name and enhanced its glory to
previously unheard of levels.
As we all know, there has been a lot of talk about
Horatio lately, and not all of it has been nice. The
devil is a poor loser and, undoubtedly, his nefarious
influence is the only reason anyone would not adore
Horatio and his song. This page will be a public
forum that will allow us to shine the light of truth
upon the devil's foul work.
Horatio will not be personally involved with this
page. If you wish to send him a personal message, I
will pass it along to him as long as it is not stupid.
Horatio is an important and busy man. I will not do
the devil's work and waste his time.
From time to time, Horatio will dictate important
messages to me, which I will post for him on the official Drunker Than Satan myspace web log, or "blog" for short. This "blog" can be found in the black box above this black box.
Spread the word about how this wonderful man and his
song made our world a much better place.
its always a pleasure to hear from you guys!!!!the band looks great!! howd they get that guy on the moon??????? i cant wait to see what you guys have up your sleeve next----mr killing things that move
Thank you for sharing Horatio's new song with me, It is of course, amazing. I would have responded sooner but after listening to that song I didnt bother getting on the internet for a couple of weeks because I knew that in the entire web there would be nothing better to offer than that new tune. Thanks again!
Hi Horatio and of course,The Deacon..hope you survived 4th of July weekend..we suggest a liver function test may well be needed,just to be on the safe side...
ahhhh man!!!!deacon, thats some good news!!! i do wish scarlet the best in the new video making. and to the rest and all............THATS SOME GODDAMN GOOD MUSIC!!!!
Oh Shit I Don't Feel So Good...I already had that song playing in my profile when you posted the comment! It's a great song! Kind of see myself there..get it;)?! Kisses to Horatio and to the man behind the scene!:) x
From the nation that gave true shitfacedness to the rest of planet Earth...Horatio Lee Jenkins...Ireland salutes you!!! Thanks for your overwhelming words of kindness and your unfailing friendship...shit...think I'm gonna cry....
