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Soulbot's Interests
General
SOULBOT is programmed for thought; deep thought. So, it occurred to Soulbot that he requires a mate. Soulbot is interested in meeting, courting and eventually coupling with a fleshy-yet-sturdy female humanoid creature (from the ages of 19 to 30, earth years) to share Soulbot's many interests: long, hot, dangerous walks on the beach; the containment and control of toxic spillage in cadet deepsleep containers; cuddling; care and upkeep of removable mini-Go-bot; foreign cinema; Soulbot is also interested in YOUR favorite hot new local band.
Music
This is the song that was promised to the poor people who could tolerate listening to the commentary on Season Two.
NYC's Premier Topless Rock Ensemble
Movies
Television
YES!
Built right in, deep inside Soulbot's iron carapace. It plays various cadet training films, and a slightly worn copy of Cocoon.
Heroes
Gort. Sure, It's true that Soulbot would have picked "B9" of the formerly popular television program "Lost in Space", but Soulbot has it on good authority that B9 is "not interested in reproducing himself"... If you get Soulbot's meaning. Now you may have even thought that Soulbot would have chosen the lady-killer Robby the Robot, but don't get Soulbot started: Robbie has done more to damage bot credibility (and Soulbot's chances with the ladies) than any other Hollywood Uncle Tom-bot. Soulbot can't even tell you how many times Soulbot's been asked to do his Robbie impression--a cacaphony of (human) ear-piercing shrieks and waving, bone-crushing arms. Ladies: Robbie is FICTION. Soulbot can't live up to those expectations. His hands are hot. But you can gaze deeply into one of dozens of Soulbot's kyanite eyes...Soulbot has a lot to offer. And while Soulbot's at it, what's up with the Hollywood trend of making robots the villains? What started with 2001 has worked its way through Alien (1), The Terminator series, and the appalling Star Wars: Episodes 1-3. While Soulbot is pleased that bots are no longer typecast, it's an unsettling trend. It indicates these bots have been PROGRAMMED for evil, so who's the real villain here? The PROGRAMMER. When will Soulbot see a movie about THAT? Soulbot has been all around the lunar orbit, and he has NEVER yet met an evil bot.
~Z> Soulbot is an acting robot. Soulbot's mechanized and disturbing vocalizations can be enjoyed by any cable subscriber. And unlike so many other semi-bot performers, no little person pilots the iron chassis that is Soulbot. Not like that poser R2-D
Soulbot's Companies
AstroBase Go! Moon, Moon FM Venture Bros. Soulbot Robotic Mommy Unit.
A Q&A from Jackson and I. It's a bit more informative this time around. A couple of questions that we could answer. And we did. And we didn't spare the wind. No sir! Ya know, we get a lot of stuff like "Is blank ever gonna find out who blank is?" And we can't answer that kind of question. That's why there is a Venture Brothers TV show... To answer those kind of questions. So get yourself nice and bored! You have a whole page of semi-informative talky talk to read. Oh, and this time, they got my name right.
Who I'd like to meet: I'm smoking like we're being interviewed in 1968. ..
It's a loop from a crescendo in Mahler's "Titan" ... If you're interested.
SOULBOT REQUIRES: fleshy human female flibbety-jibbit, willow-the-whisp, and/or clown. Angular cruelty about the lips, stern, passionate brow, soft bags of disappointment beneath the eyes a plus. Do you find bulky antiquated robots an extra-sexy turn-on? If so, Soulbot would like to bring you to the moon where he (and a group of curious cadets) will wait on you hand and tread. All your needs will be met by the bone-crushing claws of a happy Soulbot. Is this to your liking? Is the moon so far away?NOTE ON COMMENTS: Soulbot loves to get your comments. Yet, Soulbot asks you to please consider Soulbot's obsessive attention to tidiness. This lust for organization is hardwired to Soulbot's mechanical thought-engine. Because of this: Soulbot will delete a comment if a placed picture is too large, or the typist does not include spaces in the text. Soulbot abhors a needlessly expanded page.
A writer on "Guiding Light" is a Venture Bro's fan too! Today I had the show on in the background as I was working on my D'con costumes. There was a scene in a hospital, and over the loudspeaker a nurse called out "Paging Dr. Venture!.... Paging Dr. Venture!..."
Fantastic episode this week! This season just gets better and better. I know this is no kind of reward for the amount of effort you put into the show, but thank you so much for The Venture Bros!
where'd you find those super 'hard as rock' abs? seriously. i am beyond jealous. If I ever meet you...I will steal them!!! Consider me your arch-ab-enemy.
I'm LOVING the New Season(as expected) and LOVE the shirts! I may have to order another batch in Medium to facilitate my beer gut that's developed in my "old" age... I was hoping for an OSI shirt though,instead of Billy Quizboy! Will we be seeing more of the OSI?
As if we needed further convincing that Dr. Girlfriend (as she will always be known to me)is the power behind The Monarch... this week's episode provided even more proof of this. She is indeed the wind beneath his wings... Hilarious! Well Done!
Thanks for the addition. This aging painter needed it. Oh! To be seen! Will we ever be set free? Now! To the task at hand: What is all this cartoon business? Is it anything to do with a mouse perpetually getting the strategic upper hand on a hapless cat? I’m very ill informed.
Between the "Boom Broom Vacuum" and the defiling of G.U.A.R.D.O. there was enough robot sex in this episode to make Otaku Zinzuri jealous. Query: Is sex with a robot considered cheating?
Doc, I had a dream last night that I had the last supper tattooed across my middle back, only that the twelve Apostles and Jesus were all comprised of VB characters.
What does it mean and what are the chances of this becoming a reality?
You've really outdone yourself this week. "Tears of a Sea Cow" may be my favorite episode of the season so far. Positively hilarious! And nice Star Wars reference, haha.
So Hank will ultimately become Brock in the near to distant future, right? He's been picking up a fair amount of random kill training...plus I could totally see him eventually growing his hair out.
Good episode! I love any episode with Pete White! And again, lots of Daddy and Mommy issues. Speaking of Daddy issues, I totally have a crush on Dr. O. Seriously, I'm not kidding.
