Corman
"That's me on the left"

Male
102 years old
LOS ANGELES, California
United States



Last Login: 6/29/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/creativitydies  

    Corman's Interests
GeneralI enjoy whiskey, alcoholism, long walks on the beach when I can't find my wallet, cellphone or car keys and I have to walk home, and books. Some days I enjoy lying on my couch for hours puking into a trashcan, I call these days Sunday. I've become an expert in pre-partying, and I can wake up, be drunk and out at a bar within an embarrassingly short time. I’m an expert at sleeping through appointments and dinner plans. I also write a little bit at BenCorman.com.
MusicWhatever song my upstairs neighbors are currently playing loud enough to shake everything in my apartment is my favorite. Seriously, I like it when the bassline and steady beat are loud enough that my apartment feels like a vibrating womb.
MoviesWhatever the kids are mindlessly quoting today to avoid any actual conversation or interaction. Vote for Pedro.
TelevisionWhen my roommate moved out he took the TV. I really miss the TV.
BooksDaddy Drinks Because You Cry: Anecdotes, Quotes and Life Lessons

Mommy gets hit because Daddy cares: A children's guide to dealing with abuse

     Corman's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes

   Corman's Schools
University Of California-Los Angeles
Los Angeles,California
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Greek:   Delta Kappa Epsilon

2005 to 2008
Upper Moreland Hs
Willow Grove, PA
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1993 to 1996

   Corman's Companies
Rudius Media
New York, NY US
Writer




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S&KS Chapter 6  (view more)

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   Corman's Blurbs
About me:
it's hard to type and hold the gun steady

I'm very good at getting thrown out of bars, clubs, wine tastings, house parties, family gatherings, and intimate get togethers with close friends. It seems that not everyone appreciates my dynamic and understated sense of humor.

My therapist tells me that I’m doing much better and that making anonymous e-friends through myspace can be a healthy substitute for real human contact. Whether she means for me or the people I'm meeting, I'm not sure.
Who I'd like to meet:
girls with drug problems.

   Corman's Friend Space (Top 24)
Corman has 166 friends.
 M-Fen 


 mikaela 


 justincourts 


 Kevin 


 Donika 


 Andrea 


 tia 


 Tucker Max 


 J. Parker 


 Robert Greene 


 Mark 


 Bill Dawes 


 Coloring Book Land 


 Ryan Clark Holiday 


 The Bunny 


 KungFu Mike 

Is Online
 Nils 


 Jamie 


 Mattie 


 ramblin 


 Jonathan 


 philalawyer 


 Jeff 


 Jezebel X 





Corman's Friends Comments
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Jezebel X





Jun 13 2008 9:23 AM

When you coming back to the better coast?
Seriously, Lindsay





May 27 2008 8:47 PM

i heard some sort of bencorman on my voicemail. it wasn't coherent or callbackable.
sorry, not a winner! please try again!
Bailey [is]





Apr 27 2008 10:44 AM

You should feel dirty.

Eres Sucio.
Bailey [is]





Apr 27 2008 8:53 AM

Mmm.
But what if those bras and panties had herpes on them and infected you?

I might not want to be a rockstar if that was the cost.
Bailey [is]





Apr 25 2008 12:20 PM

You should like it.
That's some serious power, controlling bladders.

Even if you aren't famous enough [yet], the fans you do have are entranced by your writing enough to lose bladder control.
No joke.
Bailey [is]





Apr 25 2008 3:14 AM

That's a startling theory. And to think, I thought an actual person, not a monolith, was angry with me.
I feel so betrayed.

Yeah, but you truly are an amazing writer, and I would probably pee my pants to see more of your work.
Bailey [is]





Apr 24 2008 6:49 PM

No, I don't have a musical bone in my body. I can barely whistle, lol.

I just got the music myspace so that I could have the music I liked and that I thought other people should hear. I get in trouble with tom though. "you're violating copyright laws!!" But I'm not like taking credit for their work, in any way, shape, or form.

Oh, I love your stories, by the way.
I used to check every Tuesday for the new chapter to S&KS
Bailey [is]





Apr 24 2008 6:35 PM

It most certainly is.
She's amazing.

I know, I know, copyrights, but I couldn't find the song ANYWHERE on myspace, and I totally fell in love with it and wanted to share it with everyone I knew.
Does that make sense?
Jezebel X





Apr 18 2008 6:37 AM

AH that's so weird, i was just thinking of Alix Twist yesterday hahaha
Andrea





Apr 17 2008 10:17 AM

Alix Twist....
Seriously, Lindsay





Apr 7 2008 8:33 AM

only a true masochist would want to be my editor :)
Seriously, Lindsay





Apr 6 2008 10:30 PM

i made it as far as home. so far :) more to come as the country unfolds.
Seriously, Lindsay





Mar 19 2008 8:15 PM

hey shithead - be in touch or else i hate you.

all my love,
lindsay
mikaela





Mar 19 2008 7:35 AM

You'll always be my favorite <3
Beat Down: The Movie





Mar 12 2008 6:00 PM

Dude, thanks for the add. It was a real pleasure meeting you. Good luck with the film and keep up the great work on your writing.

Dane
Courtney





Mar 6 2008 11:37 AM

Dig your blogs!
Jezebel X





Nov 27 2007 7:32 AM

when is yo ass coming back again? u have to hang with me and kev :-)
M-Fen





Oct 31 2007 2:45 PM

Can I get some subdomains?

onlyonepersoncansavethefutureandthatpersonis
iwasoncemolestedinapickuptruckby
wholikesbaconcheeseburgersmorethan
aintnopartylikeawestcoastpartycauseawestcoastpartysgot
Jezebel X





Oct 31 2007 7:03 AM

Happy Halloween!!

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Jamie





Oct 11 2007 12:49 PM

Here, new KMFDM now stop complaining no one tells you anything
-
Jeff





Jul 25 2007 7:57 PM

I'm reporting you to Myspace for using that picture in your avatar. You're going down.
Jezebel X





Jun 7 2007 7:33 AM

i found your night vision goggles outside my house, muthafucker. enough's enough already
Heather





May 23 2007 9:35 AM

When are you coming to MIAMI?
Andrea





May 14 2007 2:31 PM

How on earth did I get placed right next to the feet..... You know about my foot thing. Feet scare me! They're incredibly frightening. EVIL EVIL EVIL!
Heather





May 9 2007 6:39 AM

Hey! We are moving sometime in August, not sure of the date yet. If I am still in town, I would love to see you!
Seriously, Lindsay





May 7 2007 9:36 AM

i'm here. come hang out.
Heather





Mar 26 2007 2:40 PM

I'm moving back to DC this summer. I have had it with Miami :) How have you been?
Seriously, Lindsay





Mar 24 2007 10:00 AM

sweet. thanks. i was planning a relocation to the west coast, but now i'm moving to west palm beach florida. don't ask. just visit.
Seriously, Lindsay





Mar 10 2007 2:33 PM

do you know anything about a place called West Lake near LA? i need to know everything you know about it. its important.
CAPRA





Mar 5 2007 9:08 AM

http://bulletin.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=bulletin.read&messageID=2946742756&MyToken=e841e9e2-df3e-4a27-9537-b9a1eef74dc8
CAPRA





Mar 3 2007 1:23 PM

keep up the good writing. more short stories. i have been meaning to call you also, but have been busy with small projects.
Mattie





Feb 28 2007 3:35 PM

Hey man! I took that science course you recommended and i learned a lot about this guy.....

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Jeff





Feb 20 2007 8:10 PM

I think this completes it. I've now made contact with you on every viably mutual communications medium. Fucking sweet.

Also, I'm shipping you a bottle of Oxycontin. For security purposes they will be melted down and re-formed to look like Flintstones vitamins. Please demonstrate to your classmates how to properly stuff it up their noses. I pity their inexperience.
Seriously, Lindsay





Feb 12 2007 8:24 AM

ok i'm done hating you for now. that was a close one though.
KungFu Mike


Is Online


Feb 4 2007 3:32 PM

"Yooooooo, I be from AMHERST, MASS, and I nebuhh seen no Noo Hampshaaa ID like dis heah, dog. Dis shit is crooked." Fuck you, you fat fucking cocksucker.!!! RAAAAHHHH!!!!

I hope O'Hara's collapses on top of him. Not killing him, but maiming him severely, to the point where he has to get a colostomy bag. Then the next time I try to walk in and he stops me because of my ID, I can squeeze his poop bag, sending all of his excriment back into his body so that he dies of septic shock.
mikaela





Feb 1 2007 5:33 PM

:* (That's a kiss for my favorite.)
Heather





Jan 30 2007 6:51 AM

How was PA for the holidays? :)
courtesy of chloe