Comics, forts, cereal box prizes, cartoons, cuddling, luchador masks, knockoffs, illegal entertainment, Ultraman, NES games, chomo vans, airbrushed wizards riding unicorns, hats, tiki, headbands, Shag, being a nerd, Doraemon, making pirate faces, Jack Kirby, dead hookers, SNES games, mailing packages, sack lunches, treehouses, crossbows, painting, wit, thinly veiled sexual comments about your mother/sister, Atari, Totoro, being cantankerous, lazy beers at Casey Moore's, fake blood, lasers, the knife show, Kamen Rider, my Jew heritage, live tigers, gashapon, unemployment, occult, Transformers, barbarianism, lolcats, kaiju, dinosaurs, ninjas, Zolaman, it's a trap!, claw machine games, hating on China, manapua, pirates, MOAR, rifftrax, movies I have to read, fast food in foreign countries, communist fantasies, fried food, 4chan, comparing Pokedexes, doing it tomorrow, kung-fu, Molly Ringwald taking two perfectly good dresses and making them into one hideous potato sack with sleeves, wrestling, short skirts, Hal Sparks' commentary on 80s/90s pop culture, robots, steam mops and the assembly of, grizzly bears, Thor, presidents with beards, Tim Biskup, hanging out with preschoolers, Gen. William T. Sherman, slushies, ROOOOOBOT HOUSE!, movies, sauce, Hasslehoff, being the best! around!, dangerous girls, pale skin, books, sudoku, tats, Big Baby Gibson, chopfests, "party ninjas" t-shirts, monsters, lightning, dogs with floppy ears, Doctor Who, old timey voices, street food, cowboy boots, motivational posters, Natalie Portman with short hair, Sega Genesis, my awesomeness, giant squid, Doctor Who, shyguys, Hanna-Barbara, tanooki suits, scrabble, mustaches, NUDEZ PLZ, racist Sean Connery, old Disneyland rides, dogs playing poker, lucha libre, soccer, Beer Thursdays, silly monkeys, street food, bootlegs, leaving the bar at 7 in the morning, Lego Star Wars, spontaneous weekends, rainy days, face painting on Children's Day, indian food, trips to Tokyo, buddhist temples, scaring the locals, making faces at passing scooters, overusing the word "cunt", pizza parties, face melters, vices, kickboxing, the impossibility of ever beating a Mega Man game.
Music
Movies
Chopfest 3: The Main Event
This is it. Adam Beranek. Corwin Gibson. One shall stand, one will fall.
Chopfest 3: Tony DiGerolamo lays it out.
Tony D, the voice of Chopfest, talks about this year's combatants.
Chopfest 3: Corwin Gibson promo
Corwin Gibson cuts a promo about Adam Beranek.
Television
Books
They're good for you.
Heroes
Harrison Ford, Jack Kirby, Moebius, Teddy Roosevelt, the Dalai Lama, John Hodgman, He-Man.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN KOREA YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER CUZ I THOUGHT THAT'S WHERE LAZY BITCHES WITH NO FUTURE WENT TO KILL A FEW YEARS CHASING YELLOW POON AND PRETENDING LIKE THEY ARE FILLING THEIR LIVES WITH MEANING AND PURPOSE OH WAIT I THINK I JUST FIGURED OUT WHAT YOU ARE DOING THERE NEVER MIND FUCKER.
I have this theory of convergence, that good things always happen with bad things. I know you have to deal with them at the same time, but I just don't know why they have to happen at the same time. I just wish I could work out some schedule. Am I just babbling? Do you know what I mean?
so im bored constantly. i drink way too much. i have paint stains on half my clothes. and i cant stop watching six feet under. im not sure what to call that. its right on the tip of my tongue. hold on. ive almost got it. oh yeah. its called being dumped. whoo. good times. t minus 3 months til i get to monopolize your time and show evey off to your mom. ahh the drunken shenanigans. they be a comin.
