Band bio for Colour Revolt which I don’t know how to write, and God knows I’m trying. Starting with the obvious: there’s a lot of guitars in Colour Revolt. But they’re not dumb guitars, that’s what I’m saying. It’s pretty sometimes, sure, but it doesn’t do to leave gorgeous alone, and sometimes you have to punch the blushing bride in the face, you the low-hearted puggish bridesmaid with nary a suitor. Ugly babies born with buck teeth which will fall out only to be replaced by wolf fangs. All of your children need braces, says Colour Revolt. All the dogs are better christians than we are. At best one can approximate the howl, but it isn’t worth much.
What I’m saying is, all your ugly babies will grow into baying canines who love Colour Revolt. We’ll all go to Oxford together, a city famous for its many dignified dead, and get bit by the mosquitoes that come at you like pteradactyls with all their raging prehistory. We’ll all have the same disease. All our hidden pasts, what our gandparents wrote. And it will be fun and hurt in our bones. The insects will grow fat on our blood.
And what of it? The dogs will outlive us, by God. And they deserve it. What have you ever done?
To be bludgeoned to death by sound, by music, says Colour Revolt. We have you and are not afraid.
Welcome Back Hattiesburg is quickly approaching.....Do YOU have YOUR tickets yet?? You dont???? Well here's a chance to win a few free ones!!
CALLING ALL CREATIVE MINDS......
One of the bands playing Welcome Back Hattiesburg is Chance Fisher. Many a tale have been told of how Chance Fisher got its name.
(No, there is not a member of the band by the name of Chance Fisher....or is there?) Let's see how much YOU know!
Anyone can participate in this contest. Just send us your best story of how YOU think Chance Fisher got their name. You can post it in a message to the Saenger's facebook or myspace page. Or visit the official Welcome Back Hattiesburg myspace page. Or just leave a posting on the Welcome Back Hattiesburg facebook event page.
The band will choose the winner(s) on September 5th and notified by email. So don't forget to leave your contact info in your message!
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wow, I've been trying to see you now for 2 years. I had the most unfortunate luck. I had to move, and right after I moved you'd play that city. Now, you're coming to Utah. =) Now I can see you.
