simply put; i am pretty darn good at this super hero gig, seriously.
check it out:
see?
Who I'd like to meet: danger. i'd LOVE to meet danger. and stare him right in the face. i'd give danger one last chance to surrender, but he wouldn't because he thinks he's a tough guy. and then i'd grab danger by the shirt and shout right in his ear that i am not afraid of him. and that he should leave these kind citizens of capital city alone. and then we have a tussle, and i might even let him think he's gonna win for a minute, but then i do some crazy suplex or something on him and throw him down the stairs.
did you see what i did there? i personified danger. didnt see that coming did you?
I find it satisfactory yet simple.. hmm. But I will need to have posted a special order form to Wall Mart before the 14th of June, if I am to expect it delivered within the next 2 weeks.
Hello Captain Ultra, It’s an awesome status headline, and I assure you your royalty check is on its way, I sent it to Virginia like a week ago, how odd. I took an oath to fight crime and uphold justice so of course, and my cape.. terrible, terrible accident.. Many people died.. I guess that sums it up. I’ll admit it’s getting a little annoying with Hero’s continuously mistaken me for “a normal” and attempting to protect me from harms way. And I’ve been looking for a new cape. But $5.24 US is a bit out of my price range at the moment.
Its been a pleasure talking to you Captain Ultra. Kudos.
Thanks for the add Captain Ultra and for your services in protecting mankind. I know you drink a lot, so if you ever need emergency toilet delivery, let me know!
And tell your normal...I mean unsuperpowered brother to log in and add me already!
to the greatest superhero in the entire universe,thanks for the add Captain Ultra...you will forever inspire me with the greeting of "What's up douche bag" & I will always keep the tradition alive around my friends,family...and yes even ***whispers*** "normals"
...thank you again kind sir and best wishes from West Virginia!!! :)
