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October 31st, 2007
FROM SCARYVILLE GAZETTE STAFF REPORTS
Late last night, 67 year old former nurse Mrs. Beatrice Gracy was apprehended in front of her Scaryville mansion for the brutal murders of seven seven year old children. The children had been reported missing two weeks ago. They were found "hanging out" on a series of meat hooks, attached to the ceiling of the Gracy basement. As the murderess was being wheeled to a squad car, handcuffed to the side of her own wheelchair, reporter Torter Andrews inquired of her, "Mrs. Gracy, why would go you and do such a horrible thing?!" The old lady answered: "REVENGE!" before raising her Gracy Saw and -story continued on page 9
 August 1, 2008
By Torter Andrews
Last April, BSST were stranded in Los Angeles. The five musical clowns woke up one morning to find their van and instruments stolen, along with their plastic alligator. What did the band do? What COULD they do?
Well...with the aid of generous donations, and the great Gods of Insurance, the band stitched its arsenal back together. They took to the studio in L.A. and whipped up a soon-to-be-announced batch of new songs. These recordings dip toes in genres hitherto unprodded by Scaryville's sons. More on that later, along with show details and other irrelevancies. Keep your ears peeled...
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