Let me see...I’m four quarters white (on my parents’ side). I was born with taste buds on my penis, which is usually quite enjoyable except when I burn it on pizza. Comics hate me because I’m incredibly wealthy and not poor like them. Most importantly though, I can’t believe what a piece-of-crap editor myspace has for this section.
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My pro comedy gear
Here’s the gear I use to ensure maximum funny:
Shure SM58® Wired Vocal Microphone (I buy a new one every month)
OnStage MC7201B Round Base Microphone Stand
Papermate Profile-- Retractable Ballpoint Pen - Blue / 1.4 mm
I'm actually a terrific keyboard player and I write tunes in the spirit of Steely Dan and 70's rock. I've performed in many bands, including a Steely Dan slash Stevie Wonder tribute, and most recently a Duran Duran tribute called Duran Duran Duran.
