asterios
"A call this early is a dice roll at best, through the Gauntlet of Horrors. -Tom Scharpling"

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99 years old
Los Angeles, California
United States



Last Login:7/24/2008
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     asterios's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Hometown:New York
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Leo

   asterios's Schools
Emerson College
Boston,MA
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Film
 

2000 to 2004



asterios sez, check out the blog fr th new Asterios' List! Also, the 3x Sunday comedy show's this Sunday in Westwood! Finally, Comics & Comics released a highlight reel!

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   asterios's Blurbs
About me:
I've written for The National Lampoon and Cracked Magazine, had a TV pilot screen at the New York Television Festival, and played at clubs all over New York, Boston and Los Angeles. I enjoy yelling at the TV with my father, watching Babylon 5 & naps.
Who I'd like to meet:
Stand-up

The 80's Saxophone Player Who Loves Cookies


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Jul 27 2008 9:30P
Sunday Sunday Sunday! Show @ Ultimate Improv in Westwood
Aug 1 2008 11:00P
Be-Bop Heroin Hour @ Westside Eclectic
Aug 13 2008 10:00P
"Hour of Power" with Rebecca Addelman as "Murderborg 6"

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 The Ed Galvez Punk House 


 Julie Cohen 


 Bennie's In My Heart 


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Jul 21 2008 1:59 PM

Esther





Jul 18 2008 6:17 AM

bwah ha ha! :)

Looks like you are doing great in Cali! Congratulations! :)
Wynne





Jul 15 2008 11:03 AM

thank you for all your of your life advice ast. I mucho loveo you o.
Smiley Face Show





Jul 14 2008 4:14 PM

Free beer, Free candy, Free stuffed animals! Hope to see you there!
July 19 @ 9:30
Click here to print "2-for-the-price-of-1" coupon! [PDF]
Click here to print "2-for-the-price-of-1" coupon! [MS Word]
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Matt


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Jul 10 2008 7:00 PM

I was telling someone at work about your Chipotle tomato picker vendetta. He is into this type of rabble rousery, so he wanted the link to the article. Can you send that my way?...By the way, thanks for reading the Madness.
America’s Favorite Guy, Doug Driesel Jr.





Jul 6 2008 9:49 PM

Comics and Comics





Jun 26 2008 5:28 PM

ALL FREE, ALL FANBOY STAND-UP COMEDY with...
Paul Malewitz, Robert Yasumura, Karl Hess, Hugh Moore, Asterios and Tom Franck
@ Meltdown - 7522 Sunset Blvd. 90046
8PM

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America’s Favorite Guy, Doug Driesel Jr.





Jun 24 2008 5:42 PM




Tia





Jun 12 2008 10:30 AM


Artificial Synthetic Technician Engineered for Repair, Infiltration and Online Sabotage


Get Your Cyborg Name

Wynne





Jun 8 2008 9:12 PM

Ring, ring.




"Research!"
America’s Favorite Guy, Doug Driesel Jr.





May 27 2008 6:00 PM

I want you to tell your friends about this. I want you to BLOG about this.

Jetpack.

Comics and Comics





May 26 2008 9:55 AM

Free Fanboy Stand Up Comedy Show on new comic book night. 7:30PM till ???
@ Meltdown Comics: 7522 Sunset Blvd.
Wednesday, June 4th
I can't believe the Penguin is still doing that hacky bit.
Crisis on Infinite Comics and Comics
Olivia





May 25 2008 4:33 PM

I found this roll of film. I think it's from around Christmas time? I don't know where this was taken, but I do have one question: did we have sex??

Larnick





May 19 2008 2:12 PM

Chunnel: 32 Miles of Hell
Larnick





May 18 2008 5:47 PM

There's no higher place than Mountain High.
amaliaholl.tv





May 16 2008 3:57 PM

you're good people :)
Alessandra





May 14 2008 3:19 PM

i must find a way Monday....i want to be there for that bennie-fit.
Comedy’s Ron Babcock





May 14 2008 7:31 AM

on your page silly
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY Show





May 13 2008 5:02 PM

i love you.
Comedy’s Ron Babcock





May 12 2008 3:06 AM

great bit on food fights man
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY Show





May 9 2008 3:41 PM

see two comments down.
SEEEE IIITT!!
Alessandra





May 8 2008 2:06 AM

hell ya- i plan on going to the secret show!
Tia





May 4 2008 12:32 AM

just turned on the tv and guess what's on?
Becker!!
And now it's on 5 times a week!!!!!!
Tia





Apr 26 2008 1:12 AM

i'm soooo confused. can you please tell me where in the world you are? New York? L.A.
? Mypos?
Woman on Top





Apr 23 2008 5:27 PM

How the hell are ya mister???
Alessandra





Apr 15 2008 1:39 PM

i count sudan -- that's two syllables....
Mrs. Pepper





Apr 14 2008 9:33 AM

hey! you gonna be at harold/jam tonight? i know I am...hope to see you there!
Heather





Apr 9 2008 11:09 PM

There isn't a lady or animal that couldn't be tamed by "safari-guy-asterios"
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Viral Video Night @ iO West in Hollywood





Apr 4 2008 2:52 AM

I hope the world is ready for the premiere of your video "Avoiding Rejection in Your Love Life" this Sunday at 11pm at iO West.
Tony Sam





Apr 2 2008 5:46 PM

this guy is swell.
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY Show





Mar 31 2008 4:18 PM

mr kokkinos, you are a delight. your comedy, puppeteering skills, and mic-fixing knowledge are unparalleled.
Todd





Mar 28 2008 5:40 PM

Bow down to Mr.
1,000!!!
Constance X





Mar 27 2008 6:28 PM

Asterios, Keep 'em coming. I'm tempted to move to L.A.
!
The Ed Galvez Punk House





Mar 27 2008 12:14 AM

thanks for doing the punk house!
Constance X





Mar 25 2008 7:22 PM

Asterios is a lot like Oprah.
Constance X





Mar 24 2008 4:58 PM

Looks like what I've got to do is get pictures of you and post them to your comments!
Karl Hess





Mar 20 2008 5:20 PM

House of Pies called me. They wanted to make sure we were alright cause we didn't come in last night.
Tia





Mar 19 2008 11:46 AM

Thanks for supporting and encouraging my insanity!



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