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The Ninja -- Call My Cell 1-818-237-9807
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Last Login: 10/11/2008
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Zodiac Sign:Capricorn

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LexAni





Oct 12 2008 4:00 AM

Dereck Smith





Oct 11 2008 7:46 PM

What if I said I am the Ultimate Ninja? What do you think?
morning Squirtz





Oct 11 2008 5:14 PM

Hey guys sorry are last version of this got canned by the censors so we fixed it and are reposting it. If you want to see all of our Morning Squirtz comics in their uncensored versions and not blocked out just click the toon below and visit our homesite. Come on over will break out some cold ones and firer up a fatty.


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Oct 11 2008 5:10 AM

IF I GAVE YOU MY ADDRESS WOULD YOU SEND ME A COPY OF YOUR BOOK AND KILL ME IN PERSON INSTEAD OF SENDING THESE SLACK NINJA CLOWNS, IM I GUNNA HAVE TO PAY FOR MY OWN HIT TO GET TO THE FINAL LEVEL?
HeavensDust





Oct 11 2008 2:52 AM

ROCK ON!!!!!!!!!
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Oct 10 2008 11:56 PM

XxRaWr!xX





Oct 10 2008 8:21 PM

I heard if you light yourself on fire it keeps ninjas away.
Is this really true?
Zach





Oct 9 2008 4:59 PM

Do you believe in ceiling cat?

You should at least read his book, he's read your(maybe[and looks forward to killing you soon]).

http://www. lolcatbible. com/index. php?title=Main_Page
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Oct 9 2008 4:19 AM

do ninjas participate in talk like a pirate day?
Der neue Kultkönig





Oct 9 2008 4:16 AM

Cthulhu Demands Blood!
How many ninja corpses dose it take to fill Cthulhu?
wepaira@gmail.com,@yahoo.com.cn(pw:onlyfortaiwan))





Oct 8 2008 4:04 PM

http://you. video. sina. com. cn/b/11678393-1352822847. html
orc

No white soul
Since mankind degenerated into half beast
I began to use first-person
In front of all the records
The early morning wake up Haemophilus forest
Any aggression will become possible
I used reliving ancient incantation
Overture Roots sang soul
Face dark sidecrooked kiss is not contaminated turnabout
A symbol of white people and then Reduction
Let us half beast soul roller
Away cruel memories of a beast and the process
Let us half beast eyes only
Not only greed of eternal loyalty of violence
Resentment to stop the never-ending war
Let us half beast soul simply
The existence of the ancient gods with humility identity
Tears abnormal cold wind boiling
Horseshoe sound sleep is not stable people
I was waiting for the completion of the soul Overture
Who wrote prayer lead
In the towns unnecessary expense
War burn altar began sinking
I was waiting for the ethnic consciousness
Re-cultivated land to the south

再也没有纯白的灵魂
自人类堕落为半兽人
我开始使用第一人称
记录眼前所有的发生
嗜血森林醒来的早晨
任何侵略都成为可能
我用古老的咒语重温
吟唱灵魂序曲寻根
面对魔界的邪吻不被污染的转身
维持纯白的象徵然后还原为人
让我们半兽人的灵魂翻滚
收起残忍回忆兽化的过程
让我们半兽人的眼神单纯
而非贪婪著永恒只对暴力忠诚
停止忿恨永无止尽的战争
让我们半兽人的灵魂单纯
对远古存在的神用谦卑的身份
泪沸腾风异常的冰冷
马蹄声让人睡不安稳
我在等灵魂序曲完成
带领族人写下祈祷文
那城镇无谓的在牺牲
战火焚祭坛开始下沉
我在等觉悟后的族人
往南方大地重新开垦
Warrior and keeper of the Crows





Oct 8 2008 3:30 PM

Ohayo,
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Oct 8 2008 12:56 AM

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Oct 7 2008 8:58 PM

A NINJA BROKE MY HEART!
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Oct 7 2008 6:40 PM

Hey Ninja, after careful observation I have came to the conclusion that the actress who plays your niece in "Ninja Hangouts" is also the young lady in the episode "Mirrors."
Am I right?
MASTER jo





Oct 7 2008 1:49 PM