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Arj Barker
"it wasn't a dream..."

Male
102 years old
San Francisco, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login:7/24/2008
Mood: sassy Mood Image
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   Arj Barker's Comedian Bio
Websitearjbarker.com
TV ShowsLate Show with David Letterman, Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Conan O'Brian, Jimmy Kimmel, Rove, Hey Hey It's Saturday, Glasshouse, Spicks and Specks, Comedy Central Presents (2001 & 2006), Realtime with Bill Maher, the 11 O'clock Show, Live at Jongleurs, Recovery, Comics Unleashed, Last Comic Standing, Flight of the Conchords
FilmsShooting the Past (1998), Carbabes (2005, role of Jimmy), Electric Apricot: The Quest for Bonaroo (2006, Apricot-head)
AlbumsIssue Were Here: Arj Barker Live in Sydney (2000)

    Arj Barker's Interests
GeneralJoy, Truth, Love, Light, hot-tubbing, yoga, mountain biking, playing guitar, nature photography, AI (artificial intelligence), near-death experiences, trees, flowers, writing, singing, laughing, eating, crapping, sleeping, dreaming, waking, living. flossing, texas hold 'em, hang gliding, NY Ballet
MusicRadiohead, Led Zeppelin, White Zombie, White Stripes, Joe Pass, Yanni, Van Halen, Popol Vuh, Rolling Stones, Jimmy Hendrix, The Doors, Eminem, Portishead, Notorious BIG, Rakim, Robert Johnson, Vivaldi, Cream, Irving, Militant Miss, The Clash, Beck, Mozart, Chopin, Ozzy, Black Sabbath, Pantera, Metallica, Nightwish, Lamb of God, Wes Montgomery, Route 66, The Baraga Bros, White Zombie, Elliot Smith, Cream, Wolfmother, Elliot Smith, Led Zeppelin, Alice In Chains, Nirvana, Radiohead, Radiohead, Radiohead, Pink Floyd, Children of Bodom, Pink Floyd, Sigor Ros
MoviesThe Deer Hunter, A Clockwork Orange, Gigili, Lord of the Rings, Earnest Goes to Camp
TelevisionCurb Your Enthusiasm, Unscripted, Mutual World of Omaha's Wild Animal Kingdom (w/ Marlin Perkins) BJ and the Bear, Masterpiece Theatre, Beavis and Butthead, The Office (BBC series), Surreal Life, Strange Love
BooksThe Power of Now, Choose Your Own Adventure (any), Autobiography of a Yogi, Catch 22, The Boxcar Children, The Rings Trilogy, The Stand, Chronicles of Narnia, Elric of Melnibone Series, A New Earth
HeroesZoltron
Groups: Make Me a Mix Tape...MUSCLE SQUAD!!!Esoterics AnonymousI Love Rick Moranis AND Brasil/Brazil!Comedians of MySpaceSchizencephaly folksHUMUNGOUS FAN CLUBAustralia

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     Arj Barker's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Occupation:Comedian/Alpaca breeder


Arj Barker's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 8 Total Plays: 846084 Plays Today: 24
Arj Barker - Halloween
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Arj Barker - 4th of July
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Arj and Poopy: Shpantz
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Arj and Poopy: Philosopher
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Arj and Poopy: Experimentation
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Brutally Ambushed
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Pete
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Arj and Poopy: Venetian
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   Arj Barker's Blurbs
About me:
2008 SUMMER TOUR

June 8 Improv, San Jose, CA w Hoogie and Wienbach info and tix

June 10 Throckmorton Theatre, Mill Valley CA w Mark Pitta info and tix

June 25, Mill Valley Comedy Day, Mill Valley

July 3 Comedy Store, London info and tix

July 5 Mighty Boosh Festival, Kent, England info and tix

July 7 Ibiza Rocks Festival, Ibiza, Spain info and tix

July 9 - 12 Toomler Comedy Club, Amsterdam info and tix

July 16 - 19 Just For Laughs Festival, Montreal, Canada info and tix

July 23 Punchline, Sacramento, CA info and tix


July 25, 26 Comix, NYC info and tix


I'm a stand-up comedian, and I love my job, because I get to visit exotic places, meet lot's of interesting people, and kill them...

My main website is:
ArjBarker.Com

My cartoon series is at: ArjAndPoopy.Com

Thanks for dropping by. Feel free to have a look around...


Napoleon Dynamite







Who I'd like to meet:
I like meeting most people, unless they're dicks or a-holes.

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Arj Barker has 37074 friends.
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Arj Barker's Friends Comments
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Erin





Jul 24 2008 6:30 PM

You are a funny man.
__ Frenger Laura ♥





Jul 24 2008 6:38 AM

Heeey Arj!!
How are you!?

Your a great comedian and your doing a fab job. =]

anywho, I hope all is well with you.
have a great week!
Annie





Jul 23 2008 10:33 PM

so i just saw you in sacramento... you are way hotter in person.. you should come back really soon
togglebitch





Jul 23 2008 12:30 AM

even though I appreciate the fact that it is a good portrait, could you please put your original profile pic back up coz this one is kind of scaring me!
Jessica♥FOTCmb





Jul 23 2008 2:23 AM

I miss you...come back!

(drunk-ish)
sin♥fotcmb





Jul 23 2008 2:33 AM

hey arj.

so, i can't think of anything special to tell you about tonite....so instead, i'll give you a trent reznor lyric. (cuz i'm going to see him on aug. 2nd. and i'm wayyyyyy excited!!)

"the lights in the sky
have finally arrived
i am staying right beside you."

love yous.
cin :)

xo.
♥ Ms.Sara Marshall ♥





Jul 22 2008 9:19 PM

Tomorrow night is gonna be kick ass! My friends and I are totally stoked to see you!

Have a good night.. and a safe trip to Sac.
Pokey





Jul 22 2008 10:06 AM

So, any plans to come to Michigan soon? Maybe the U.P.
perhaps?
:: Lady in Red ::





Jul 22 2008 4:43 AM

You're packing a lot of heat in those jeans aren't you Arj? Go on, tell me i'm right...
;)
Have a great day! xo
Missy Weston





Jul 22 2008 8:33 AM

Waaaaalllll-eeeEEEeeeva
wendybird [flighty]





Jul 21 2008 9:25 AM

thax 4 the add
Jessica♥FOTCmb





Jul 21 2008 2:03 AM

Will your Balls be made available to everyone? In all formats?

I think now that you are developing a larger fanbase it's almost necessary. You make me wish I was Australian sometimes...and I don't like Crocodile's...

Oh and I mean your DVD silly ;)

<3 xo
Jess
Jessica♥FOTCmb





Jul 21 2008 2:13 AM

Oh and just thought I'd inform you I'm having a hell of a time with a couple other flighties in the chatbox tonight...talking all Arj all night!! :D

You know we love Flighty Arj ;)
Comedian Sean Sinha (AKA Seany Comedy)





Jul 20 2008 9:53 PM

You know a Milky Way bar is just a Snickers without peanuts?
Dr. Penis McDrunkerson, M.D., PhD





Jul 20 2008 10:23 PM

"And don't think I don't know I'm doing a Scottish accent!"

EPIC.
FSP


Is Online


Jul 20 2008 3:46 AM

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let's smile!
07 08
Brooklynn





Jul 19 2008 9:00 PM

Arj, I do believe you have established a fan club my friend! I love you in the Concords...it still trips me out to see you on TV.
I sound like a freakin banchee "Oh my gawd! That's my friend!!!"
Johnny Vegas





Jul 19 2008 4:25 AM

Missed you in San Jo... The city soon???
♥ Ms.Sara Marshall ♥





Jul 16 2008 9:13 PM

One more week! :)

Have fun in Montreal!
Anne~Louise





Jul 16 2008 6:45 PM

Hey Barker!
So here's the thing. I'm going to NZ soon and have been claiming that I will bungy jump. PTH! I'm not scared of ANYTHING. However, there is still time to chicken out. I figure that the more people I tell, the less chance of me thinking it's OK to NOT do it. I also figure if I tell YOU that I'm going to do it, then I REALLY have to do it. Of course it's all subject to snowboarding injury.

Hope you are well,
Love your Favourite Australian,
AL xx
whatever





Jul 16 2008 10:28 AM

I remeber when Arj Barker just got high off of life
daniel





Jul 16 2008 7:07 AM

thanx for the add !!
Jessica♥FOTCmb





Jul 15 2008 10:01 PM

Ok here is the photo I promised you ;)

Photobucket

Believe it or not a lot of things we saw we easily made reference to you or FOTC lol

This one I thought you would appreciate!

<3 xo
Jess
Carol





Jul 15 2008 3:44 PM

Oh Yay! Thanks for the add, Arj!
Looking forward to all of Dave in the new season.
ox
carol lynn
Tenacious C





Jul 15 2008 11:17 AM

thanks for the add, you candy-flippin' unicorn you!;)
Flight of the Conchords Message Board





Jul 15 2008 9:16 AM

Hey Arj!

I'm home finally!

Amazing trip...horrible ride home...horrible!! lol

I need sleep so intensely right now. I just wanted to let you know I made it home ok so you wouldn't have to worry about me anymore ;)

How was Amsterdam? Or most importantly...JFL...Canada...woo!!

Well I better sleep, I think I'm delirious...

<3 xo
Jess

P.S.
I took a pic of something for you on my trip that I couldn't NOT think of you when I saw it and I'll show you when I am well rested :)
Jimbo





Jul 14 2008 7:25 PM

Hey,
let's go to the zoo!
CLAUDIA :)





Jul 14 2008 9:42 PM

Meagan_m♥Flighty





Jul 14 2008 11:06 PM

*sigh* i love you arj, your so funny.....
Toni





Jul 14 2008 11:17 PM

hey Arj, have seen you so many times - when are you coming back to Melbourne?
togglebitch





Jul 15 2008 1:48 AM

"casual Prince" lmfao
sin♥fotcmb





Jul 15 2008 2:23 AM

hey arj!

perchance you missed me while i was away?!...well, i missed you!

i thot of you while listening to the crying baby on my flight!...sadly, we didn't all pool our money together to upgrade the baby to first class. so i just had to deal with it. boo.

alas, i'm home again, and all in one piece! hope all is going well for you!

love ya!
cin ;)

xo.
♥Almond Eyez♥