Alan
"The center of balance - is "Alan.""

Male
23 years old
Washington DC
United States



Last Login:7/23/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/alanisgood  

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    Alan's Interests
GeneralChacho's, intuitive thought, being facetious, wrestling/MMA, literature with a dark twist, physical conditioning, puns, liberal libations and being good to one another
MusicMuse, David Bowie, Juanes, Shinedown, The Smashing Pumpkins, Tori Amos, Trent Reznor, Marliyn Manson, Rob Zombie, Reverend Maynard, Breaking Benjamin, Metallica, HIM, Seether, The Pierces, Sigur Ros, Charlie Clouser, Danny Elfman, Shakira
MoviesRob Zombie: House of 1,000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Halloween

Shyamalan: Unbreakable, The Sixth Sense, The Village, Lady In The Water

Aronofsky: Requiem for a Dream, The Fountain

Craven: A Nightmare on Elm Street, Scream, Red Eye, The Hills Have Eyes

Horror: Stephen King's IT, The Monster Squad, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, The Omen, Session 9, Creepshow, Friday the 13th, The Dark Hours, Feast, Saw, Hostel, Grindhouse

The Rest: No Country For Old Men, 300, Rocky Balboa, Toy Story, Donnie Darko Director's Cut, The Count Of Monte Cristo, V for Vendetta, Cube, Primer, Kill Bill, Sublime, Death Wish
TelevisionPrison Break, any MMA, Mad Men, Masters of Horror, The Office, Tales From The Darkside, Tales From The Crypt, The Twilight Zone, Seinfeld, Grey's Anatomy, Dexter, The Simpsons
BooksMost anything by H.P. Lovecraft, short stories of Edgar Allan Poe, Tuesdays with Morrie, The Lorax, Tuesday, Frog and Toad are Friends, Scary Stories Trilogy by Alvin Schwartz, Where the Wild Things Are, The Legend Of Sleepy Hollow, Shelley's Frankenstein, Great Expectations, Stoker's Dracula, Helter Skelter, 1984, The Count of Monte Cristo, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, The Stinky Cheese Man

Graphic Novels: Frank Miller and Alan Moore

Comic Books: Superman, Civil War, Batman, Ex Machina, What If?, The Unexpected, Tales From The Crypt, The Walking Dead, Marvel Zombies
HeroesMartha O. Martinez (Jalapeno Mom), religious figureheads, anyone who uses positions of power to do good things by any means necessary.

     Alan's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:San Antonio
Body type:5' 10" / Athletic
Ethnicity:Latino / Hispanic
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Public Relations

   Alan's Schools
The University Of Texas At Austin
Austin,Texas
Graduated: 2007
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Public Relations/Business Foundations
Minor: Science, Technology, and Society (STS)
Clubs: Terry Foundation Scholar
 

2003 to 2007
Marshall H S
San Antonio,Texas
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1999 to 2003

   Alan's Networking
Marketing - Advertising/PR - Public Relations
Knowledge, learnability, and wit like non other.

   Alan's Companies
University of Texas Health Science Center
San Antonio, Texas US
Rat Brain Slicer
Pharmacology

Summer of 2001, 2003, 2004, 2005
NMS
Washington, DC US
Analyst
Client Services

Oct. 2007 - Present



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   Alan's Blurbs
About me:
Representative of the 51210 Austin/San Antonio region. Graduated from UT Austin last year and decided to come up to DC for the next chapter in my twisted little tale of life. Public Relations and Technology is my career focus.

You'll appreciate me the more intelligent and twisted your humor is. I have fun with the language - the ignorant find this randomness unclear and obtrusive, but the thinkers can see that every piece is calculated and often carries a double meaning.

Our lives are like film, and we are probably characters in each others stories. There will be scenes of comedy, horror, drama, romance and suspense - truly a wild ride. In the context of my story, some of you make short but important cameos, some will have early roles and reappear later, and some of you will carry extremely critical roles for the duration of the film.

Of course, some of you serve as antagonists, some are there simply for the development and growth of my character, and some of you will be cut from the story altogether. Small roles will evolve into bigger roles, and vice versa. Whatever the case, I hope we make the most of our time together, and that we put on a good show.

If you'd like to piece me together further, follow me on Twitter or study my all-inclusive FriendFeed.

Alanisgood's FriendFeed

Who I'd like to meet:
All those who are willing and able to hang with me on the darkest levels of the mind.

Honorable mentions: Socrates, Edgar Allan Poe, Nostradamus, Tarantino, Wes Craven, Rob Zombie, and my match.
My Willing Allies
There are 241 believers
Jack Skellington
Jenni Ferguson
Xtian
Shakour
Silvatooth
Dr. Nick
McKnight
Estranjero En La Noche
Arianny
Van Cleric
Dr. Jules
Annette
See The Rest...


   Alan's Friend Space (Top 8)
Alan has 242 friends.
 † Harliquinn † 


 Cristian 


 Steven 


 evan 


 trendy85 


 Annette 


 Nick 


 Jack 





Alan's Friends Comments
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Jul 21 2008 9:32 AM

AHHH which week!! i can't wait!!! <33 LOVEz
KatHeRine





Jul 19 2008 12:52 AM

very nice proposition. too bad you wont be in town for Julio's Austin shindig. but yes, you better lemme know when your arse gets back into town hehe. i'm good. i'll be done with school in just a few weeks and then i take my board exam to be a registered respiratory therapist. then i've gotta join all yall and work like a real grown up ha!

btw, sorry if i bothered ya with the text earlier. i wasn't sure if you'd still be awake.
KatHeRine





Jul 19 2008 12:00 AM

hey cowboy! how've you been? when are you coming back to SA?!
Ki Square





Jul 14 2008 10:30 PM

Thank you for being our friend!
† Harliquinn †





Jul 7 2008 1:36 PM

i love you. the first episode of Weeds was delightful, and I was sober too. last night i had a mad round of Wrestling on the Cubey with my peeps, it was great fun.
evan





Jul 7 2008 2:26 AM

† Harliquinn †





Jul 2 2008 1:56 PM

ahhh new NIN.
<333
♥Kitty





Jun 26 2008 1:00 PM

*meow*
♥xoxo♥
Jonesy!





Jun 15 2008 9:04 PM

hola : ) Today my feet started to swell in my boots and I took them off- when I walked I waddled like a penguin.... Just thought I'd share. U used to have a soft spot for penguins.... lol A Marine penguin... Who'd'a'thunk'it?
† Harliquinn †





Jun 6 2008 1:02 PM

BUT ARE YOU READY FOR THE JFROG
the MADNESS





May 22 2008 2:54 PM

dang man...sorry but I'm not...it was freaking awesome for those few times in training though...very surreal...wound up hurting myself on a couple of suplexes...no good...this was febuary. I just stopped going but I'm sure they're cool...looks like announcing or managing for me my long-lost friend, but I shall return to the squared circle...maybe I could do an "RKO report" spoof when I do get back, with the spoof being nobody in their crowd ever knew who I was. I think that'd be funny/great.
Annette





May 20 2008 11:24 PM

you better be cleaning your bathroom
سبحان الله





May 20 2008 8:50 PM

His name is Robert Paulson
Jonesy!





May 17 2008 7:34 PM

i know! who would have guessed me having a lil monkey of my own with my hubby! : ) Guess this means I'm growing up!
Robert





May 17 2008 7:36 AM

Penn, Machida and Jardine is who I want to win. What is going to happen is another story.
Pretty good fights but, I am waiting for the next Kimbo fight!
♥Miss Lisa♥





May 16 2008 2:18 AM

Man we still got one more game for the Spurs! They will lose in game 7!!!
*Selene*





May 4 2008 7:49 PM

hello flying kid! how's life 4 u????

LOVE UR PROFILE!

Ur deep Alan!

^_^
♥Miss Lisa♥





Apr 30 2008 10:22 AM

Ok well they won this time but next time they won't be so lucky!
*I R I S A*





Apr 22 2008 1:41 PM

Alan's online! and i am too!
Annette





Apr 21 2008 9:26 PM

congrats on your new move but remember one thing Head like a hole. Black as your soul. Id rather die than give you control. Bow down before the one you serve. Youre going to get what you deserve.
سبحان الله





Apr 19 2008 2:24 PM

How in the WORLD are you doing?!?!?! miss ya


my best wishes to you
*cyn*
*I R I S A*





Apr 13 2008 8:13 PM

whats up with texting first and then no reply??? hahaha BOOOOOO
Annette





Apr 2 2008 1:13 AM




THIS IS REALLY ONE OF THE BEST GIFTS YOU HAVE EVER GIVEN ME......THANK YOU
Annette





Mar 31 2008 9:37 PM

watch out for that...... :P


I had 2 sorry
Jonesy!





Mar 24 2008 5:41 PM

silly alan
Jonesy!





Mar 24 2008 3:03 PM

okay- the song is la camisa negra by juanes right? i (i know lil whitey) have the cd.
but why does ur thing say it's called black by some halloween peeps?
*I R I S A*





Mar 23 2008 8:39 PM

i LUV this song!
Jonesy!





Mar 23 2008 9:35 AM

Happy Easter Myspace Glitter Graphics
Annette





Mar 14 2008 12:06 AM

HAPPY PIE DAY!!!!!!!! You better celebrate it, and i don't mean by drinking.
† Harliquinn †





Mar 13 2008 7:04 AM

haha. you're all online. and it's all early. i cleaned up my space, i hope it's squeeky enough.
evan





Mar 11 2008 11:47 AM

http://poststuff5.entensity.net/031008/ihasamoney.jpg
evan





Mar 10 2008 11:46 PM

Oh alan and his computer. always doing things.
*I R I S A*





Mar 5 2008 12:29 PM