« La soirée commençait donc par une prestation du chanteur Abuzorg, un véritable mastodonte de toutes les choses malsaines et dépourvues de morale venu forcer sur nos pauvres âmes ses messages blasphématoires aux accents conquérants. Le one-man-band prenait d'assaut la scène avec beaucoup de présence et d'assurance. La musique offerte par le chanteur était un amalgame de plein de trucs dont une surprenante reprise de Rhapsody of Fire. Aussitôt apparu, aussitôt disparu, Abuzorg est retourné dans sa dimension pour ne plus jamais réapparaître... » ... c'est ce qu'il croit car ANALZORG REVIENDRAS ! HE (IT) WILL RETURN.
The first ABUZORG show was presented in front of a large audience on october 6 2006, in Drummondville. ABUZORG was present as the special guest of Meta Black Metal band Gotherfall and the show was well received; ANALZORG, frontman and leader of the band did what he does best: fisting the crowd using his Cosmic Charisma and his Abusick voice.
Note:
You can read the full review of the show here: http://www.metaluniverse.net/dossiersspeciaux_061006_gotherfall.php
And access directly to the photo gallery here: http://www.metaluniverse.net/photos_061006_abuzorg.php
Upcoming show Great news, the abusive demon is going to be summon again on this dimension! And his fury shall be unleashed with ultimate cosmic abuse and wrath. Date: 28 febuary Place: Hemisphere Gauche, Montreal 10$ at door
ABUZORG BIOGRAPHY
AbUzOrG was formed in the Cosmic Chaos that is the Dimension called "The Vomisphere" by the Zorg Emperor himself, Analzorg the Abusive Demon, the high Chancellor of the Vomisphere, Turbozorg, Analzorg's arch-nemesis Abutron, Brutalitor: Lord of the Fisted Demons in the Sky, Megafistzorg the Great Space Demonzorg Commander, and last but not least, the human Mathieu Lachance.
Very soon (and without surprises), the Obliterating Band Conquered the Entire Vomisphere with only one song, wich never even made it into a demo format, Under the Moon of the Zorg Empire, wich was re-written many times before it attained a stage of Sublime Macro-cosmic Malevolence.
It was obvious that the band next step was Unleashing its Abusivity by Fisting the ears of the people of Earth's Dimension. With the help of Quebec's Meta Black Metal band, Goth..rfall, Analzorg could make it in this Dimension and Unleash the Power of the FIST on the people of Drummondville, and then Montreal City.
Just like the Vomisphere, Earth is about to be annihilated by AbUzOrG's Unholy Powers of Abusive Fisting and Whirlwinds of Doom. The next phase is just about to be complete, with the release of merchandise from the Vomisphere to Earth.
FIRST ABUSIVE COSMIC SHOW ON EARTH REALM
LAST SHOW IN MONTREAL
As expected, the Ultimate Powers of the Vomisphere were unleashed with Abusive brutality on the few crazy Humans to assist to this Cataclysm of Infinite Proportions of Wrath. Playing in between the Symphonic Black Metal band, Cryptic Howling and Meta Black Metal band Goth..rfall, the Might of Analzorg, the Abusive Demon was too much for this pathetic Dimension to Bear. Hence, the Cosmic Phenomenon could only Power-Fist the Ears of the inhabitants of Montreal, as well as a Pentagruelisk Crowd from Boucherville, Cosmic Base of Fisting on Earth of AbUzOrG, who came to Honor the Tormentors of the Multiverse.
Much Abusive Fisting to you,
Analzorg, the Abusive Demon
The New-Born Rockstar, posing in a Godlike stance :
heyhey, on fait un show le 26 septembre prochain à Montreal! C'est au club Soda et c'est avec Cryptopsy, Origin et The Last Felony, si ca te tente de venir faire un tour!
heyhey on vient de mettre une nouvelle chanson sur notre profil, si ca vous dis de venir faire un tour! Venez écouter Blackwine!
De plus, on vous annonce le lancement de notre albumn BlackWine, le 10 mai prochain. C'est vraiment pas cher, juste 7$ et c'est all age! on vous attend en grand nombre!
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La nouvelle version de www.metaluniverse.net est présentement en ligne! Je vous invite donc a aller la visiter et découvrir les nouveautés et améliorations qui sont apportées au site.
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Hey Abuzorg, thanks pour le add !
depuis que je vous connais, à chaque fois que je mets mes bouchons au local, je pense à mes oreilles qui se font fister
Analzorg est décidément le démon abusif le plus intéractif que j'ai rencontré.. =P
Vraiment hot votre show, comptez sur moi pour être la au prochain et a tout les autres =P
Ariane
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Merci pour l'ajout!
et continue a nous fister les oreilles!!!
Nov 29 2006 1:56 AM
WHY THE ABUSIVE DEMON DO NOT LIVE IN A BIG CASTLE WHERE CATS GET FISTED BY YOUNG PERUVIANS CHILDREN, AND WHERE THE DARK HELMET GUY TELLS TO THE ABUSIVE RABBI: FIST GAY YOU, JEWISH PREACHER?!?!
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