Smooth as Eggs
"I eated a puppy"

Male
22 years old
Odenton, Maryland
United States



Last Login: 12/2/2008
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    Smooth as Eggs's Interests
GeneralCars, Music, Games, Books, Things.
MusicHorrorcore. (Screwed & Chopped). Whatever the hell the Gorillaz is. Nothing too specific. Gimme music and I'll either Like it or not.
MoviesKung-Fu Flicks. Comedy. Action. Scary Movies (gimme one, ain't seen noffin good in forever).
TelevisionThey are quite nice. I <3 them magical boxes.
BooksI've heard of these things. I have also read quite a few of them.
Heroes
Groups: [adult swim]BEDLAMSerial KillasDatsun KrewCalling All Datsun Z cars and 510s!Datsun 510Datsun 510, 240, 260, 280 lovers

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     Smooth as Eggs's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Tacoma, Wa
Body type:5' 8" / Average
Ethnicity:Asian
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:In college
Occupation:Student

   Smooth as Eggs's Schools
Anne Arundel Community College
Arnold, MD
Graduated: N/A
Major: Business Administration
 

2007 to Present
Fresno City College
Fresno,California
Graduated: N/A
 

2005 to 2007
Clovis High
Clovis, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

2001 to 2005

   Smooth as Eggs's Companies
The Men's Wearhouse
Fresno, California US
CSA




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   Smooth as Eggs's Blurbs
About me:
I do a myriad of things. I read Teh Bibul.
Who I'd like to meet:
People I don't already know.

   Smooth as Eggs's Friend Space (Top 8)
Smooth as Eggs has 176 friends.
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 BREAD 


 ~ C®@zY d[-_-]b Pe+e¥ ~ 


 Gorillaz 


 ~~~Adria~~~ 


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 Rene 


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Smooth as Eggs's Friends Comments
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AshleyONashlaN





Nov 30 2008 8:40 AM

hey john wahts up? :P
BREAD





Nov 8 2008 5:37 PM

I MISS YOU! how did you like that haircut lol!
Wanderlust





Nov 1 2008 6:50 PM

Ok, why are there a bunch of honda's running around with little hooks/loop that sick out from the bottom of the car in the rear. They look like they are they to tow the car.
And why do people hang little stuffed creatures under there cars?
~~~Adria~~~





Nov 1 2008 6:44 AM

This is a generic Hey, cuz I am on a computer all day, five daze (and I mean daze) a week, and my fingers are weak.
Hi(your real name inserted here).
How's East Coast?
Christine <33





Oct 31 2008 1:23 AM

Well knowing you, you have probably seen this before. But when i saw it i could help f think of the countless times you told me to punch some girl in the vag =] So i thought Id share.


AshleyONashlaN





Oct 17 2008 4:38 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN! WOOOT!
Gregory





Oct 17 2008 4:05 AM

happy b-day mang :)
~~~Adria~~~





Oct 17 2008 2:18 AM

Music please....."Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear "smooth as eggs" (LOL), Happy Birthday to youuuuuuu.
"
Rene





Oct 17 2008 1:43 AM

happy b-day bro
Wanderlust





Oct 17 2008 12:43 AM

Oh shit! Happy birthday!
Jessica





Oct 17 2008 12:28 AM

Happy Birthday!!
Odenton's Best Bar





Oct 16 2008 5:00 PM

Corinne Stone Photography





Oct 16 2008 12:15 PM

Happy Birthday Johnny! Too bad we aren't partying in Punta Cana! Have a great one!
Corinne & Ben
Christine <33





Oct 16 2008 3:02 AM

Happy Birthday babe! :D
yo MARV™


Is Online


Oct 14 2008 2:25 AM

lol myspace told me..

;D
Wanderlust





Oct 14 2008 1:05 AM

I would like to bring him back
yo MARV™


Is Online


Oct 12 2008 6:01 AM

we should bring you cake for the next sat meet..
Wanderlust





Oct 12 2008 2:07 AM

Check out what it looks like now.
I have a album titled "Geolla" lol
Christine <33





Oct 8 2008 2:13 AM

SO negro, if your gonna be workin two jobs um you need to at least get on myspace every once in a while so i can at least electronically kinda sorta see/talk to my bf ;p
Jawshyouah!





Oct 7 2008 1:52 PM

O_O hey, hows it going?
GARAGE AUTOHERO





Oct 6 2008 5:27 PM

Ahhh which forum?
♥Miss Samantha♥





Oct 6 2008 4:22 PM

So how've you been dear?
♥Miss Samantha♥





Oct 6 2008 4:58 AM

Ok, creepy. I had a dream about you last night. We were neighbors. And then I hear from you today...
Wanderlust





Oct 6 2008 2:28 AM

Did I tell you I got the Geolla back?
AshleyONashlaN





Sep 27 2008 6:37 AM

What's up John? I have a kitten.
Gregory





Sep 14 2008 2:30 AM

yo mang, whats new?
♥Miss Samantha♥





Sep 13 2008 6:26 AM

Hello there, dear.
Alex





Sep 1 2008 1:19 AM

hey remember fred? that bug that hissed at us one time?.... i found a member of his family... also, a hisser... reminded me of you and i laughed thought i'd share lol
SNOOK the cookie crook :]





Jul 30 2008 12:50 PM

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Click here to race SNOOK the cookie crook :]

~~~Adria~~~





Jul 17 2008 5:18 AM

Eated a Puppy my ass. Hey. Missed ya the other day. It's complicated. I'm just glad to see ur doing ok so far. p.s.
WUZZ UP?
GerK





Jul 12 2008 6:31 PM

Oh wow, we're good. Hey, swing by in September on the 20th and/or 27th. We're having my baby shower so you can keep Andrew company...i know for sure he's not gunna wanna be there but come eat with us. In our culture we do our baby showers with everybody so that everyone can come hang out and enjoy the food. We'd love to see you. Take care.
Lisa





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GerK





Jul 5 2008 11:53 PM

hey, i heard you and harper got to hang out while he was out of fresno. that's so tight, how you doing anyways....
Mr. Three six





Jun 20 2008 8:57 PM

OMG the whole 3/6 is on youtube its so dope.
some rock group is on a track and even that song is sick
AshleyONashlaN





Jun 7 2008 8:10 PM

SWEET! Hey for how long?
Austin





May 29 2008 6:11 PM

hey man, we need to cruise around in the 510 some more, that was awesome. once my e30 is back together, we can go cruise in that if u wanna.
Lisa





May 22 2008 5:10 AM

Hey Smooth as Eggs, I just bought you as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!




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GerK





May 13 2008 5:23 AM

Hey, if you're interested, Andrew and I are going into a traveling business called Pro Travel. If you want, we can help you, your friends or family book tickets. You have our number, so yeah, just give us a call or email me.
SNOOK the cookie crook :]





May 8 2008 4:42 AM

missed you tonight buddy
GerK





May 7 2008 3:18 AM

What's up John boy!
Paul