" We propose to complete such a momentous undertaking via nothing less than the dissolution of nation-states, the desecration of organized religion, the abolition of private property, the redistribution of wealth, rampant miscegenation, Gay marriage, the abuse of psychoactive substances, using your tax-dollars to pay for healthcare (including abortions!), and the summoning of unspeakable "supernatural" entities via the performance of debauched rituals. To that end we'll also be posting TONS of streaming MP3s, record, book, and film reviews, funny photos, and streaming video clips, not to mention in-depth essays and editorials, directly to the undercurrent of the underground stream that is "the internets."

Yes, we want to DJ your party. So contact us, okay?