I was a medieval knight who fought for the king until an evil sorcerer named Exodar casted a spell upon me and I time warped into your modern days!No longer where there any more dragons to slay!No more ale served up by favorite of all the serving wenches Madolynn oh how I miss lady serving wench Madolynn!I was transported through the orb to a time of computers in Locksley thine hath no computers and my sword was confiscated by your GUSTAVO I was befriended by a man named Arnold he was a used car salesman Thou hath not seen a car before much less a used car...we had horses in Locksley and the sheriff of Rottingham but I Sir William Bernard hath no fury as a drunken serving wench wielding a sword in a drunken fit...Madolynn oh lady Madolynn how I miss thee so very much I cannot wait until the day the evil sorcerers orb returns me to Locksley so I can be head Exodar and return to lady Madolynn and tell her of my recent journeys to your time and tell all my villagers in the pub of my travels and what the future beholds for mankind .... plus I miss ale...beer is not the same!I cannot wait to once more slay dragons!Behold you will all have a place of memories in Sir William Bernards heart and memory I shall remember the future while I am in the past...What a long strange trip it's been!I was a medieval knight who fought for the king until an evil sorcerer named Exodar casted a spell upon me and I time warped into your modern days!No longer where there any more dragons to slay!No more ale served up by favorite of all the serving wenches Madolynn oh how I miss lady serving wench Madolynn!I was transported through the orb to a time of computers in Locksley thine hath no computers and my sword was confiscated by your GUSTAVO I was befriended by a man named Arnold he was a used car salesman Thou hath not seen a car before much less a used car...we had horses in Locksley and the sheriff of Rottingham but I Sir William Bernard hath no fury as a drunken serving wench wielding a sword in a drunken fit...Madolynn oh lady Madolynn how I miss thee so very much I cannot wait until the day the evil sorcerers orb returns me to Locksley so I can be head Exodar and return to lady Madolynn and tell her of my recent journeys to your time and tell all my villagers in the pub of my travels and what the future beholds for mankind .... plus I miss ale...beer is not the same!I cannot wait to once more slay dragons!Behold you will all have a place of memories in Sir William Bernards heart and memory I shall remember the future while I am in the past...What a long strange trip it's been!