" pulled from my interview with Alternative Press pretty much sums up my life

Descendant of Congressman & Railroad tycoon Henry Kirke Porter, writer of the american twist ending O. Henry tales William Sydney Porter, and cousin to sailing genius Henry H. Anderson and some dude named William Rockefeller... I am what you would call... THE BLACK SHEEP OF THE FAMILY.

Dropped out of college to tour with countless punk bands, later to become merch manager and tights wearing dancer for indie band of Montreal.

Worked with Warner Music, Sony Music and countless indie labels designing LP covers and band merch.

Found out what reddit.com was only because I was #1 on their news feed.

I've been in the cliche situation of having a beer bottle smashed over one's self in a bar fight.

I draw comics about celebrities and cats.

over a night; never mix gin, red wine and beer, and by never, i mean always