Lazy. Friendly. Funny. Geeky. Laid back. Caring. Paranoid. Confusing. Internet addict. Random. Deep. Emotionally complex. Intensely private. Sensitive but disinclined to show it. Messy. Introverted. Nihilistic. Feels undesirable. Herbal teas maniac. Weird. Observant. Worrying. Ophidiophobic. Suspicious. Avoidant. Bad at saving money. Daydreamer. Asparagi obsessed. Canadian wannabe. IKEA lover. Language appreciator.

Things I find most annoying: coldcallers, people who ask you how you are but don't care for the answer, stomach ache, pete doherty, mosquitos, spikey hair, slow drivers, people that spit chewing gums on seats, people that don't pick up their dog's poop, lindsay lohan, alarm clocks, people that smoke next to you when you're having a meal, people who never pick up the phone when you need them, queue jumpers, junk mail, fake fingernails, paper cuts, people who text in capitals, people who can't spell, people who don't reply to text messages, but when they are with you they're always on their phone.