From his ambivalent beginnings in Gary, Indiana (I dodge bullets), he ran screaming into the night (from bullets) and directly onto a nearby stage....

Well, not quite nearby. Actually it was almost 2000 miles away, in Scottsdale, Arizona....

That was it, a bug had bitten (no insurance), the die was cast (almost died), and several other snappy (that's a slave's name) cliches were referenced on that fateful night...(I did kill it)

Eddie Joe Beers had finally realized his destiny..(always knew)

Developing an artful use of the universal ’duhhhh’ look (it's artful), as well as his very ’creative’ sense of timing (I count), his talent soon began to propel Eddie Joe toward the ultimate goal of working as a stand up comic full time...

Now.... after many twists and turns along the way (I had obstacles) he is finally coming into his own ...

Within months of signing with BME SEP Artist Management in 2005, Eddie Joe Beers completed his first of many shoots as a model for underground clothing line, Fuct Fashions...(I work out))

Enjoying this step into a new creative realm, he has now expanded his horizons to include acting and voice overs as well... Not to.. upstage.... his comedy (it won't).... with all the extra curricular activities....(I can quit whackin it anytime)

(This part is was cool...)

Eddie Joe Beers has also spent the last several months writing new material, and recorded his first album, "Look at me when I'm hitting you" with his creative consultant, producer, and sound engineer, Booker T Jones III....(I found him dead a week before xmas)

Ok then.... strap yourself in (cuz that hurt... now I'm pissed), and get ready for the abusive and abrasive comedy of Eddie Joe Beers...

(Peace)