According to legend there has never been a more perfect day, the clouds formed around a blazing sun directing its light directly on Hinsdale hospital where the one later to be called godlike entered into the world. A choir of songbirds gathered on a tall oak tree outside the 6th floor hospital window and sang songs of praise as the trees slowly swayed, dancing to the welcoming tune. Even as a young child David was compared to the likes of Jesus Christ and Pootie Tang and achieved the rank of an Original Boh, more commonly knows as an OB at the age of Nine. It wasn't until the age of 12 when he established a mojo equivalent to Austin Powers and the age of 14 when his swagger became sponsored by Old Spice. Currently David is walking the earth in an attempt to preach his ways of ignorance to those in need. His favorite bible quote comes from Ezekiel 20:08 where it states "The day will cometh on a divine summer morning when thou bringer of ignorance will fall from heaven and be one with the earth, in a time of worldly arrogance the prophecy foretells of the one original boh who will reunite the world with bliss"

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