The Marina

Who you are now: You’re the girl who is too smart to get caught at anything, and knows what cool is, effortlessly. You know everything other people pay to know about (that latest pop-up store, the street artist whose work will be worth millions, tix to the secret Rolling Stones show at the Echo), yet you never stand in line for things — you’re always on the list!

Who you will be: You’ll have one kid that knows who Andre Gregory and Jay Z are, you hack the shit out of IKEA furniture, you’re often stopped on the streets by acquaintances who don’t believe you’ve settled down, and you have a ton of hipster friends in their early-to-mid-20s that you use for intel on pop culture, technology and fashion. In return, younguns flock to you to establish their credibility and cool factor. Everyone wins!