Because 'La La Land' is either the best movie ever or the worst.
Suicide Squad Won an Oscar (Somehow)
I took a quick break to make a grilled cheese and come back to find Twitter in absolute shambles over Suicide Squad winning an Oscar. I guess it was for makeup, and the only way I can reasonably believe this is that Killer Croc looked so badass that it covered up the fact that Jared Leto turned the Joker into a deranged pimp.
I feel like suicide Squad winning an oscar is the equivalent to the Chainsmokers winning a Grammy. #Oscars #BGNOscarWatchParty
— G.O.C Live Tweets (@GocLiveTweets) February 27, 2017
Congratulations to Suicide Squad for winning Best Make-up. #Oscars pic.twitter.com/ObKvPTqXiU
— Ｐｅｔｔｙ Ｄａｂｂｌｅｒ (@Tictactoetags) February 27, 2017
I just checked a list of Oscar nominees for tonight, and the only ones that I've seen are Zootopia, Suicide Squad, Doctor Strange, Rogue One and The Jungle Book. Of those movies, I can say with certainty that Suicide Squad was the worst one, yet somehow it still won an Oscar. This is why we can't have nice things.
La La Land Isn't Winning Shit
All I knew about La La Land going into the Oscars is that people either love it or hate it and it was probably going to win all of the awards. Tonight, I've learned that Ryan Gosling has somehow saved jazz music and that it's not winning anything early in the evening. If things continue like this, I'm sensing a lot of cinematic "3-1 lead" jokes and crying Jordans as the night progresses.
Also, Hacksaw Ridge sounds like a phenomenal The Hills Have Eyes-style horror movie or documentary about a little-known outlaw country band, but I'm pretty sure it's neither.
So far tonight on the #Oscars
— Abbey Kegley (@akegs125) February 27, 2017
La La Land: 0
Suicide Squad: 1
La La Land fans be like after 0 Oscars yet after losing 3 out of 14 noms #Oscars pic.twitter.com/VoXhPaMNBR
— A U B R E Y (@WizardOfAubz) February 27, 2017
