Jay Z

Odds: 5/1
Last played Coachella: 2010
Why it would be great: It would be pretty funny, for a start, to have Beyoncé’s husband as second choice. But Jay knows how to put on a show just as much as Mrs Carter-Knowles and has just as much of a powerful back catalogue to make him a supreme replacement.

Kanye West

Odds: 7/1
Last played Coachella: 2011, although he made a surprise appearance with The Weeknd in 2015 and with A$AP Rocky in 2016
Why it would be great: Things with Kanye are never boring. Whether he’s appearing above the audience in a cherry picker (Glastonbury 2015) or bringing a load of ballet dancers along with him (Big Chill 2011), he’s always got something up his sleeve.