With all these politicians running amuck, we focus on the 'Stranger Things.'
Every week I'll be here to reveal and review some of my favorite moments from the internet. Whether it be bingeing television shows, streaming sports, or simply getting lost in a YouTube rabbit hole, I'm here to give you my top picks every Friday, as well as the perfect pairing to get into an optimal headspace for them. This week, we're still bummed about the current state of American politics and distracting ourselves with horror movie news, great television, and cute shit from the internet.
Nightmares & Nostalgia
Recommended Pairing: An asthma inhaler and a paper boat.


Stranger Things
Recommended Pairing: A packet of PopRocks and a six pack of Jolt Cola.

Party Favors
Recommended Pairing: Whatever the Clinton's shove down our throats.
"Wikileaks has confirmed that Bernie Sanders was cheated out of the election...but how? How about this.....
"So we know Debbie Wasserman Schultz was the co-chair of Hillary's 2008 presidential run where she lost to Obama. So in order to lock down the nomination for 2016, Hillary had to get DWS in charge of the DNC and manipulate it from the inside.
"In order for this to work, they would not only have to get the current DNC chair to step down, but recommend DWS for the position. The Clinton's would have to promise the current chair something... Something more prestigious than being the head of the democratic party. So what would they get.....?
"According to http://rulers.org/usgovt.html#parties the person who stepped down from that position to have Obama appoint DWS was none other than....
"Tim Kaine."
Not fucking cool, dudes. Not cool at all.
On the bright side though, we saw amazing and historic speeches from the First Lady and the President of the United States, and a rousing pseudo-concession speech from Bernie.
I think we all knew politics was a dirty business, but I doubt we ever could have imagined we were living literally in the House of Cards universe. One thing I took away from all of it is that Bernie won everything but the nomination.
The official Democratic platform reads like the same stump speech Senator Sanders has been giving for the past 15 months and a new generation of citizens has an idea of what they want their country to look like. Baby steps.
It's just insane that on the other side we have living, breathing, Burger King Mac & Cheetos deep fried douche talking directly to the Russians at a press conference asking them to hack the United States again. WTF?
I'm hoping some clever little Russian decides to try and find Trump's tax information and leak that to us all.
In the Blue Shirt
Recommended Pairing: MDMA and decent headphones.
See how many little in-jokes you can find in these animations. What a perfect example of brain bleach for all the bullshit we had to put up with this week.