Eiken

If I had to describe Eiken in one word, it would be: boobs. Boobs, or breasts for the more dignified crowd, are the stars of this one hour OVA. The well-endowed females are mere props to carry the boobs from one location to another. If this sounds like an exploitative, demeaning premise, it’s because it is. The worst part is that Eiken isn’t even content to embrace its true nature as pornographic wish-fulfillment, but instead tries to masquerade as a slice-of-life romantic comedy with a threadbare plot about a boy named Densuke Mifune who is forced to join the Eiken club, which otherwise admits only the bustiest of ladies. True to its form, Eiken goes so far to sexualize an 11-year-old with a 111 cm bust. So there’s that. Going to go rinse my brain with sulfuric acid.

Glasslip

Don’t be fooled by Glasslip’s stunning visuals; underneath the lush colors and fluid animation is a vague and pretentious sci-fi about a group of friends whose tranquil lives are disrupted by the arrival of a mysterious boy who holds the secrets to Earth’s survival. Plot wise, Glasslip goes nowhere and substitutes gimmicks for real substance. The only memorable thing about this anime is how totally unmemorable it is. While far from the worst entry on this list, the series suffers from devastating mediocracy.