Zofryer


Male
35 years old
Ashburn, Virginia
United States



Last Login:7/24/2008
Mood: pirate Mood Image
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    Zofryer's Interests
GeneralGuitar, WoW, Photoshop, Anime
MusicPixies, Spoon, NOFX, MSI, Frank Black, Zeppelin, Ok Go, Pillows, Bracket, Propagandhi, Anti-Flag, mc chris, Cake, Cardigans, Debussy, Dethklok, Faith No More, Franz Ferdinand, Guided By Voices, Pavement, Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies, Gorillaz, Goldfinger, The Hollies, Jellyfish, Jump Little Children, Junkie XL, KMFDM, mcchris, Ministry, Miranda Sex Garden, Lagwagon, Mr Bungle, NIN, Nirvana, None More Black, Operation Ivy, Our Lady Peace, One Finger Salute, Queens of the Stoneage, Sebadoh, Sloan, and The Toadies
MoviesSci-Fi, Horror, Crime Drama, High Fantasy
TelevisionSci-Fi, Horror, Crime Drama, High Fantasy
BooksSci-Fi, Horror, Crime Drama, High Fantasy
HeroesHunter S Thompson, James Burke, Stephen King, Sid Vicious, Woody Harrelson, George Carlin, Kevin Spacey, Neal Stephenson, Lovecraft, Poe, Michael Malone, Stanley Kubrick, Bunch of dead guys.

     Zofryer's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Dating, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Carlisle
Body type:6' 2" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college
Occupation:Tech
Income:$100,000 to $150,000



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   Zofryer's Blurbs
About me:
I rock intently

And since I keep getting asked.....

"Zofryer" is a very mild diss on Christianity. Christianity borrowed heavily from a much older religion called Zoroastrianism. The big chief there being Zoroaster. So "roaster" becomes "fryer", and a God of fried foods seemed triply amusing. At this time, I am the only Zofryer on the entire Internet. I should probably add that I have nothing but the utmost respect for all religions. They are all true.

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Zofryer, peering at his knob to assure proper temperature
Who I'd like to meet:
Aliens

   


   


   


   


   Zofryer's Friend Space (Randomized)
Zofryer has 28 friends.
 eddy 


 dan 


 Junkie XL 


 Erin 


 Ballz Deep 

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 ~Kykolka~ 


 Elizabeth 


 Clint 


 Shadia 


 m.y.k.[ELLE] ♥ [HM.FACE] 


 Andrea 


 Gina 


 seBADoh 


 Alec[The Fox]isonfire 


 Redshift 


 CapriceCherry 


 UmYea 


 Doctor 


 Just Jeff 


 mc chris 


 .!. Jeremy .!. 


 A Fist Full of Bob 


 danny? 

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 inna 





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Jul 24 2008 8:22 PM

Can't be objective huh? That's a first.. lol. Still havent' thought of anything clever I see!! Well hun just thought I'd swing by and make ya tingle.. lawl... Gotta head out for my jog!

Ballz Deep


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Jul 22 2008 9:21 PM

Hrm.. tingle is good!!! :) hahaha...
Ballz Deep


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Jul 22 2008 1:00 PM

lol.. I see you still haven't thought of anything spiffy! You are terrible at this.. lol. Hrm.. I think I'm going to buy you back again.. but beware! I will put you to work! /wink

Ballz Deep


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Jul 22 2008 12:11 AM

Pssst... you didnt' go broke from buying me right? lol :) I'm guessing the *squirt* is a good thing? Hahaha...

Gina





Jul 20 2008 1:12 PM

hah look i buy all your pets! :P <3
Gina





Jul 19 2008 1:47 PM

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Play Mobsters! Start a Mob with your friends. Rise from a petty thief to Mafia Don. Rule MySpace!

Gina





Jul 16 2008 8:29 PM

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same thing as mobster basiclaly

Gina





Jul 15 2008 10:37 PM

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wtf?

Ballz Deep


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Jul 15 2008 5:57 PM

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Hey Zofryer, I just bought you as my PET!
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Rawr!!!

Gina





Jul 14 2008 7:11 PM

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this is you w/o ypur pirate costume

danny?


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Jul 14 2008 4:15 PM

YESSIR GENX!!!
Andrea





Jul 13 2008 2:12 PM

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damnit ur mine!

Andrea





Jul 11 2008 12:39 PM

hey sexyness
Gina





Jul 11 2008 10:31 AM

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LMAO that guy in the blue shirt totally jsut feel for dramatic effect to piss his friend off.



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Jul 9 2008 11:21 AM

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Jul 9 2008 10:54 AM

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Hey Zofryer, I just bought you as my PET!
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Heh...

Gina





Jul 9 2008 5:50 AM

wtf toes??? weirdo
Andrea





Jul 8 2008 9:53 PM

so u are a funny one mr genx! =P
Gina





Jul 8 2008 7:12 AM

hahah i love mc chris
Elizabeth





Jul 7 2008 10:04 PM

I am looking forward to the day I get sit and have coffee, btw you probably work tomorrow, and I don't have much time, but I'm one to throw it out there.
We (Jeremy and I) will be in philly tomorrow afternoon with not much to do (can't drive out of philly much cause I need to be at the airport at 545pm) if you had some time just hit me up on myspace i'll see it
Gina





Jul 6 2008 7:10 PM

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Join Gina's Mob!

Andrea





Jul 6 2008 1:53 AM

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muahahahahaha

Andrea