1st Of All, To All Those Nimrods Who Never Put "Real Life" Pics Of Themselves But Assume That Just Because Someone Looks Young They Are...WTF!? WHAT RU, RETARDED?
And To Others That Claim That My "Real Face" Is Theirs...GO TO HELL YOU IDIOTS! 2nd, To Those Who Claim That The Pictures Of My ($10-And Up) TRANSFORMER Action Figures Are Theirs???
Just Because Someone Buys Various Figures Online Or From Their Local Stores & You Buy The Same, DOESN'T MAKE IT YOURS....GET A LIFE YOU MORONS!
(Next Time...Check The Pictures Properties And Grow A Brain!) And To Everyone Else Who Piggy Backs Their Same Beliefs....
FYI: HASBRO Owns The Rights To Their Likeness, Not You! And Buying The Same Figures Doesn't Give You Or Anyone Else Any More Rights Then The Next Guy You Decide To Pick On!
I'M DONE WITH MORONS LIKE THIS! FROM NOW ON, IF YOU DON'T HAVE SOMETHING NICE TO SAY TO ME, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED AND REMOVED FROM MY FRIENDS LIST!
HELL, WITH "FRIENDS" LIKE THESE, WHO NEEDS MORE ENEMIES...lolololol?
MY OLDER SIS WENT TO OZZFEST 2005 & I ATTENDED BOTH OZZFEST 2002 & 2007. There are No Nerds Snobs, Preps, Jocks Or Extreme Goths. There Are Only Dorks, Freaks & Geeks! I Am ZAKTARZODIAC & I'm Full Of The World's Biggest Crap! After Being Held Over 1-Month, In My Turd Trimester I Plopped A Big Brown Baby Named BONO...Viva La Tourette! Other Then That...I'm Just A Fat Fart Who Likes All Kinds Of Music & Feel That Too Damn Many PPL Abandon Their Friends For The Allmighty Pet Rock! (New Fad) But I Am No Fake Friend So Therefore I Will Stay Here On Ozzfest Till' This Site Expires! Basicly If You Too Want The Same & Are Interested In Fighting Alongside...Just Ask 2B-Friends! (I'll Try 2-Be On At Least Once A Week!) 1st Real Concert Was OZZFEST 2002 (Raliegh-Walnut Creek) Damn...That Seems Like It Was Sooo Long Ago! And Now OZZFEST 2007 (Charlotte-Verizon Wireless Amplitheatre!) FREEFEST RULES! Just Came Back From: X-FEST Which Had: Drowning Pool, Lost Prophets & Chevelle! Correction; It Was Just A Homecoming Celebration 4-The Marines And Their Families! (My Dad's A Blind Vet!) The Celebration Was Sponsored By 99X Who Had Placed X-Fest Banners & Posters All Over The Place! You Know, Like Ozzfest Did! But This Was Only 2-Premote PPL Into Going To X-Fest In Kinston For $20! While The Jacksonville Homecoming Had Just A Few Of The Bands That Will Appear! (I Just Found Out That Drowning Pool Was ONLY THere 4-The Marines & WILL NOT Appear At Kinston's X-Fest!) HaHa...Sucks 2-Be Them! So I Saw The Best Of Both Worlds 4-Free! My Old Band: "Jygorn" Zaktar (Me) =Singer/Bassist Was Pretty Popular Over Here In The Eastern Part Of NC...Just Google It! Playing Bass Isn't As Hard As You Might Think! You Just Need The Right Guitar & Pick-Up...Mine's By Benji Madden (GC) & Pick-Up's By Slash (GNR) Then Learn The Chords! It's Alot Eaiser To Do Then Lead Anyday! It's Really All About Chemistry! If Both The Bass & Lead Were Friends w/ Each Other For A Pretty Long Time Or They Were On A Long Tour Or Even A Road Trip, You Learn Each Others Strenghts & Weaknesses, Then You Start 2 Adapt To The Others Style So That The Sound Mixes w/ A Smooth Flawlessness To Which No One Can Tell The Differance Where One Ends & The Other Begins! Hell, We Even Had Both A Website & A MySpace! That Is Until The Band Broke-Up! We Never Really Had A Manager. We Just Called Local Places In Advance To See If Anyone Was Performing That Night! Never Really Earned All That Much Either, Just Pretty Much Did It 4 Fun & Entertainment! You Know, Make A Name & Get Ourselves Out There! That Was Before Social Networking Really Started Attracting Big Names! We Used To Have 3-Tracks Listed On Our MySpace Music Page... But That All Went To The Crapper Thanks To "Mother Twitch" & The Dead Neighbor Society" Who Told MySpace Officals That Garage Bands Shouldn't Be Considered A Band On MySpace Unless They're Under A Major Record Label...We Even Made It Into A CD-Single w/ Those Same 3-Tracks On It...It Was Fun While It Lasted! Needless To Say, They Got Their Wish & Without Any Gigs Our Band Just Seemed To Fall Apart! Now I Use The Name As A Film Company...lol Seriously...JYGORN FILMS! No Website Or MySpace 4 It, But It Is Listed On Quite A Few WebPages! YES, IMA ZUBERDORK, NOT A GEEK OR AN EMO-NERD! I'M 6'5" 300...A BIG GUY WITH BIG WELL, EVERYTHING ELSE... I ALSO LIVE WITH MY FOLKS/FAMILY. YOU CAN CALL ME A LOSER BUT HEY, IT'S RENT FREE! & BTW...IF I WAS RICH I WOULD OF GOT AN OZZFEST SHIRT. I ALSO WORK 2 JOBS BUT GIVEN LITTLE HOURS AT BOTH! (LOWE'S & GAMESTOP) SO I HAVE A PRETTY GOOD AMOUNT OF TIME ON MY HANDS & TEND TO GET BORED TOO DAMN EASY. MAYBE THAT'S WHY I LOVE WOW SO MUCH THAT... I Have Over 40+ Characters On 15 Servers! (Although Most Are Below lvl.20 w/ the Exception of: DANNII-lvl-30, PAPASHANGO-lvl-60 & ROTCH-lvl-70, WTFN00BAROFL, SEIPHEROTH, QUISTIFART & SUPERSIZEME Are All 12's...XD) And Yes, I Love Both Factions! Eventhough I Can't Play Right Now Due To Bills Pileing Up! My Account Is Active If I Wish To Continue Playing In A Month Or Two & I Still Run Groups For Them On MySpace: http://www.groups.myspace.com/didit4thetabard, http://www.groups.myspace.com/unicronselite, http://www.groups.myspace.com/gamingsagas, http://www.groups.myspace.com/nextnline, http://www.digg.com/users/ZaktarZodiac, http://avatars.imvu.com/ZaktarZodiac (member since 6/29/06) http://www.ozzy.com/user/zaktarzodiac (Me ZAZU On Ozzy's Offical Web Site) http://forums.ozzfest.com/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=14248643 ....(this is me on the old ozzfest fourms!) Oh & Yes That Is A $10 Rocky Patel Vintage Cigar That I Am Smoking! ALL 30 FREEFEST PICS ARE NOW IN MY BLOG ON MYSPACE! According To The TEST YOUR MIGHT Meter...I Have The Strength Of A Monkey! AND AS PER ME BEING AN ODD PERSON...YES, I AM A ROFL! BUT DID U EVER PLAY w/ STAR WARS REPLICAS, TRANSFORMERS FIGURES & BOARD OR VIDEO GAMES? YES, THOSE ARE TOYS & I'M NOT THAT DIFFERENT THEN ANYONE ELSE ON HERE! LORDI TRUE FAN FACTS: Yes I Do Consider Myself A True LORDI Fan! Formed in 1995 by Tomi Putaansuu, he made a song called: "Inferno" and a music video for it as part of a school project. Lordi almost got a record deal in 1999 but shortly after the contract the company collapsed and lost all their money. "Bend Over And Pray The Lord!" (1999), unreleased first album & "Napalm Market" (1993), first demo. Finally, the BMG Finland recording company accepted them and in 2002 their first single Would You Love A Monsterman? It became a smash hit and not long after that, their first album, Get Heavy, sold over 40,000 copies in Finland alone. In 2004 Lordi co-wrote and starred in their own short film called "The Kin" which was released on a special edition of "The Monsterican Dream" (CD/DVD or DualDisc versions) as a way of expanding the band's enigmatic mythology. Lordi is a hard rock/heavy metal band from Rovaniemi, Finland and winners of the 2006 Eurovision Song Contest with a record 292 points, giving Finland its first ever victory. This gave the band the publicity that they needed. and so they did a tour in the United Kingdom called "Bringing Back the Balls to the UK", and are supported by Turisas. Lordi were also featured on the 2006 MTV Europe Music Awards in Copenhagen when Mr Lordi presented the award for rock, they were also the closing act playing their single Hard Rock Hallelujah But eventhough it's the band's request that their real identities be kept secret, Images were bound to leek at one time or another seeing how they emulate KISS & All! the good news is that we only know the identity of two of them for sure! (and those pics of The Group were taken back in the 90s, so they might not even look like that now) and as far as i know, the other people could be anyone. so take your pick. there have been six men in the band's history. (not counting Mr. Lordi) Again...This Was Not Meant Out Of Disrepect, But The Knowlege Of A New But Very Interested Fan! Mr.LORDI - Tomi Putaansuu, Enary - Erna Siikavirta, Awa - Leena Peisa. (RLY Phat forums!) Lordi Monsterboard: www.bmgfinland.com/lordiforum http://www.boardzero.com/shadesofanger. Other Sites I'm On: web.tickle.com/, mate1.com & True.com, Just Look 4: Zaktarzodiac Or CJ!
To Everyone Else Who Piggy Backs Their Same Beliefs....
FYI: HASBRO Owns The Rights To Their Likeness, Not You!
And Buying The Same Figures Doesn't Give You Or Anyone
Else Any More Rights Then The Next Guy You Decide To Pick On!
I'M DONE WITH MORONS LIKE THIS!
FROM NOW ON, IF YOU DON'T HAVE SOMETHING NICE
TO SAY TO ME, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED AND REMOVED
FROM MY FRIENDS LIST! HELL, WITH "FRIENDS"
LIKE THESE, WHO NEEDS MORE ENEMIES?
Things YOU should know about UNICRON!!!
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears UNICRON pajamas.
Simply by pulling on both ends, UNICRON can stretch diamonds back into coal. <
UNICRON can slam a revolving door.
UNICRON did in fact, build Rome in a day.
When someone asks: "who's the man?"
UNICRON replies: "there is no man, there is only UNICRON!"
Once you go UNICRON, you are physically unable to go back.
UNICRON can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
UNICRON cannot love, he can only not kill.
UNICRON recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.
UNICRON was in fact what Willis was talkin' about.
UNICRON can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
UNICRON can judge a book by its cover.
UNICRON invented the internet… just so he had a place to store his porn.
UNICRON does not own a house. he simply walks into random houses and people move.
UNICRON smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is UNICRON's personal chef.
UNICRON is in fact the reason why Waldo was hiding.
When God said, "let there be light", UNICRON only said, "say 'please'."
Devil Warshipers bow down to Satan, Satan bows down to UNICRON.
UNICRON uses a night light. Not because UNICRON is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of UNICRON.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into UNICRON.
UNICRON once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be UNICRON.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except UNICRON.
UNICRON doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. UNICRON bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
UNICRON can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of UNICRON's weight is his ass.
UNICRON uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
UNICRON can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
UNICRON once shot down a German fighter plane with his fingers, by yelling, "Bang!"
Crop Circles is UNICRON's way of telling the grass to lay the hell down.
UNICRON CAN believe it's not butter.
Jesus can walk on water, Moses Can part the sea, but UNICRON can swallow an Ocean.
UNICRON sleeps with a pillow under his guns.
When UNICRON goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
UNICRON doesn't daydream. he's too busy giving other people nightmares.
It Was UNICRON who banned rainbows from the state of North Carolina.
Most Clovers have only 3-leaves. UNICRON's have 4! Who's lucky now?
Only UNICRON can prevent forest fires.
The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by UNICRON.
UNICRON actually built the stairway to heaven.
UNICRON can get Blackjack with just one card.
UNICRON can sneeze with his eyes open.
UNICRON can watch an episode of 60 minutes in only 22 seconds.
Michael Jackson makes children cry, UNICRON makes onions CRY!!!
I consider myself to be a good person, and therefore
I am not on here to get into any fights with anyone.
(With certian exceptions such as Rumors that i have heard!)
FIRST OF ALL, I REALLY AM 27! (NO JOKE)
(I KNOW I LOOK PRETTY DAMN YOUNG FOR MY AGE..
BUT SORRY, IT'S TRUE!)
ALMOST EVERYTHING THAT I POST ALWAYS HITS MY
OZZFEST PROFILE 1ST BECAUSE MY COMPUTER SUCKS
& BECAUSE OZZFEST.COM IS EAISER TO LOAD THEN MYSPACE!
I accept just about everyone, without passing judgment... (Unless you seem pretty sketchy...like listing 3-or more hometowns or asking for more family info!) (UNLESS YOU KNOW ME OR MY FAMILY IN PERSON, THAT WOULD BE THE DUMBEST QUESTION TO ASK!)
Who do you think are you to judge someone else?
keep to thy own self & to thy own self be true
I'm Slowly Moving On To:
"FaceBook" "Hi-5" & "Xanga"
look 4-me Currently on "Friendster.com & Blogger.com"
(same name...Not) Only I Have To Add You There! And yes,
I Have read All Of Your Messages But I Have No Time
To Answer Them All Personaly...Sorry!
MOST PICS ON HERE (INCLUDING "REAL ONES" OF MYSELF)
ARE PROPERTIES OF: "ZAKTARZODIAC@PHOTOBUCKET,, and deviantart.com"
ANYONE WHO CLAIMS OTHERWISE WOULD HAVE 2-BE REALLY DIMWITTED TO NOT KNOW THAT!
ALL THAT ARE, CAN BE FOUND WITHIN! THOSE THAT AREN'T,
ARE ONLY LOST SOULS WAITING FOR A HOST. MANY ARE AROUND,
YET MOST ARE NOT "FOUND" BEARING NO MIND TO BE LEFT FAR BEHIND!
WANTED: Multi-planet sized robotic body.
I AM UNICRON- (aka ZaktarZodiac)
My techspecs are as follows...
Many TRANSFORMERS still toss a large handful of Energon coins over their shoulders whenever my name is uttered,
for the word itself means Chaos & Destruction.
Once an all-powerful Planet Eater, I was destroyed decades ago by the AUTOBOTS!
For too long i was trapped in the rusting hulk of my former self.
Now, ressurected & redesigned as an unstoppable destroyer tank,
although not yet at full power, but soon all the universe will know me & tremble!
Bio:-
Will pay good money for well maintained robotic body.
Must be capable of digesting large masses of land.
Autobot Matrix proofing a must. Low mileage preferred. Please send pictures. Serious inquiries only.
- Unicron Omega Supreme is about 1/100 the size of me.
Unfortunately, this would make me look like the ultimate bobble head toy. I need something much, much bigger.
"That which does not become a part of the one, shall become one with the void."
Screw the Death Star! Even with Darth Vader and Grand Moff Tarkin in it that thing still only took down one planet during its lifetime.
Unicron had been munching planets and moons for millions of years before Transformers - The Movie even began.
Unicron IS the darkside! Yes, He, That is to say I AM THE GREATEST VILLIAN EVER!!!
(yes, even greater than Megatron... Hell, i made Megatron my slave for Christ's sake!).
"Before the punishment, mortals, I think You should get a final request...
Let Us Ban Together to witness the dismemberment of Michael Bays Transformers Movie in all its digital crapped-up glory!"
Known as the "chaos bringer" Unicron was created shortly after the dawn of time. He is the most massive and deadly of all Transformers.
His goal is to absorb the Universe; planet by planet, solar system by solar system.
With each world he devours, he grows in size, strength, energy, knowledge and power.
He carries out the assimilation these worlds with total ambivalence to the lives of those he destroys.
His origin is quite mysterious and yet somehow absolutely connected to the planet and inhabitants of Cybertron.
The exact nature of this connection has not yet been fully explored.
In the G1, season 3 episode "Call of the Primitives" we learn that a small organic genius-being named "Primacron" played some part in his creation, presumably as a force for good...
Although my interpretation being he took part only in the creation of his most recent physical form, considering the eternal nature of Unicron's spark.
Also in this episode, we get a glimpse of the Matrix rising from the ashes of Unicron's creation...
What we do know, is that the true source of power to affect Unicron contained within the Autobot Matrix of Leadership, is due, at least in part, to it's connection to Primus.
This god-like force of good whose dormant spark lies within Cybertron itself, is the true nemesis of Unicron and anthesis of all that he has become.
It is our hope and belief that this connection will be further explained in the tales of TF Cybertron...
Abilities: The size of a large planet, Unicron derives sustenance from digesting planets, moons, and even stars, thus making him larger and increasing both his power and his appetite.
When it serves his interest, he has been know to make pacts with lesser beings, offering them stronger bodies and greater powers in exchange for their total allegiance. Woe be it to the would be betrayer, for Unicron possesses the ability to to both give and take way.
With the mere thought of treachery, the slave will find his body involuntarily twisting into painful contortions. Among his numerous subjects are the Quintessons, who hunt down anyone who escapes his wrath. The deadliest secret of all is that this rumbling juggernaut when threatened,
can transform into the goliath of robots, capable of swatting armadas to dust and tearing whole planets apart with his bare hands. Unicron in Beast Wars: Unicron even received some attention in Beast Wars! He is in the season one episode:
"Possession" shown in planet mode when Starscream claims to have been destroyed by him (which is, of course, a lie. He was destroyed by Galvatron).
Another more prominent reference was when the aliens are "revealed" in Other Voices, part 1. Larry DiTillio Beast Wars story editor later clarified that the "Vok" are not Unicron.
Although perhaps they, like Tarantulas and the Tripredacus Council have their origins with him. Yet there's no mistaking, it certainly was the menacing face of Unicron, "we chose this figure of authority from your datatracks."
who had a dialogue w/ Optimus' & initiated the "termination sequence" In Beast Machines: Unicron is one of only two original TF characters to be referenced in Beast Machines (along to Optimus Prime's several references).
Unfortunately, Unicron wasn't seen but was referenced by Rattrap referring to Megatron: a mechanical giant head, floating above the skies of Cybertron, as a "living tribute to Unicron"
Abilities:-
In vehicle mode, UNICRON's top atmospheric speedis just over Mach 10, though he is capable of reaching interstellar velocities well in excess of 90,000 kilometers per hour.
In truth, he is capable of space travel at speeds that are virtually immesurable, based on the untested capacity of his power core.
He wields one huge anti-proton missile in tank mode which can fire a high speed projectile capable of punching through most types of advanced Cybertronian armor.
In robot mode, he is unable to maintain full control of his reactor core.
however, he is capable of using it to generate incredibly powerful bursts of his electromagnetic laser radiation to all who oppose him.
Weakness:- None known so far...
(NOTE: Most Of This Bio Is Not Made Up -(Including The Stats)- And
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ME & MY AXE BELOW! (Yes, I Really Do Play Guitar!)
