"'Casting down imaginations, and every high thing that exalteth itself against the knowledge of God, and bringing into captivity every thought to the obedience of Christ;' (2 Cor. 10:5)"
Male
20 years old
PENSACOLA, FLORIDA
United States
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Z@CH KU€K€R -- Founder of Truth Defense Ministry
MySpace URL:
http://www.myspace.com/zachk06
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Z@CH KU€K€R -- Founder of Truth Defense Ministry's Interests
General
The Pick-Your-Insult Section:
Defending the Christian faith can be a lonely undertaking. Some people praise my efforts to expose the theological errors and lies from the evil one that manifest themselves in cult theologies. Others, however, regard such disclosures with ill favor. This is to be expected. After all, uncovering false doctrines involves stepping on toes and people are fond of their toes.
Instead of cogent arguments refuting my alleged errors, the responses I usually get amount to nothing more than a barrage of abuses, accusations, and attacks on my character. This is all fine and dandy except that the various insults are often poorly written, not very logical, lack imagination, and are riddled with various grammatical and spelling errors. Sometimes I cringe as I read the diatribes penned in poor writing, so much so that the full impact of the insult is lessened, sometimes even lost. So, in an effort to help the offended find a particularly appropriate and well written retort and put-down, I offer these pre-developed insults for your viewing (insulting) pleasure.
You see, my insults are grammatically correct (I think), without spelling errors, and are imaginative. They can even save you time. Instead of wrestling through the frustration of picking just the right words to hurl at me, you can peruse the list below and pick those which suit your mood and mental state. From intense vilifications to mild disagreements, my list provides a host of insults, slurs, vituperations, slaps, denunciations, invectives, assaults, complaints, vilifications, defamations, denigrations, and condemnations all written, hopefully, with wit and such precision that the average offended cultist or general unbeliever will say "YES!" when he or she hits the "send" button.
Think of the insults as you do greeting cards where you buy someone else’s thoughts to convey a particular emotion that describes perfectly what you want to say. There is no difference here. Pick the insult or insults you like and send it or them to me via email. This way, I’ll be able to take your insults a bit more seriously and with a greater appreciation. Heck, I might even e-mail you back and say, "Well said."
The insults begin with the generic, mundane, and sublime and progress to the more abusive and acrimonious. Enjoy.
Just e-mail a list of the numbers that you've selected. Thank you.
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1.) Get a life you stupid jerk!
2.) You should be ashamed of yourself dork-face! What a pathetic spaz!
3.) You have the I.Q. of dirt and you are a moron, you piece of stupid slime!
4.) I know far more than you do and would be glad to show you where you are wrong -- which is just about everywhere. Butt-head!
5.) Be prepared to be humbled as I systematically destroy your argumentation against my church which is the only truth in the world. You are so stuuuppiiiidddd and ignorant!!!
6.) You are such an inane moron that even my slobbering lazy dog could give better arguments than what you’ve carelessly slopped onto your idiotic web site. Aren't you embarrassed to breathe?
7.) You ignominious, drooling fool. Where do you get off being so self-righteous? Who appointed you Tetrarch of Truth? What a complete and total example of subnormal intelligence!
8.) Ha! Are you kidding you jello-headed-simpleton? Have you only recently started to think like a human being? I think not! Your research is atrocious. Your logic is pathetic. Your conclusions are vulgar and your character is only slightly better than a drunkard. Wait, I take that back. You have no character! You reek of banality and idiocy.
9.) You should call your web page The Christian Lies and Slander Ministry. I’ve never seen anything so hateful, false, and convoluted. You are an arrogant person with nothing better to do than defame other people's sincere beliefs in their god(s). You should be ashamed of yourself you pathetic lump of sorrowful, human debris. You are a mentally retarded, obscene, pathetic loooserrrrr!!!!
10.) How pathetically sad you are, you moronic ignoramus. You have the mental agility of a glacier. You can’t think at all. You are a pitiful, mentally backward Neanderthal who suffers from a severe vitamin deficiency that has obviously retarded your intellectual development. What happened to you when you were a child? Were you dropped several times? Your spiritual acumen stinks. You are blind, hateful, and utterly despicable. You are a complete loser with no sense of self-worth who has nothing better to do than elevate his shameful little reason for existence by denigrating others of far greater value than yourself. It is obvious you are a ridiculous excuse for a human, you pitifully sad, miserable, oxygen wasting wretch of a soul. I pity you. You are less than snail excrement. You are leaking mental sludge. May your atoms dissolve. I pity you and fart in your general direction.
There, now don't you feel better?
(carm.org)
Music
METALLICA, The Smashing Pumpkins, Zwan, Megadeth, Lynard Skynard, Rob Zombie, Stone Temple Pilots, Velvet Revolver, Alice in Chains, Queen...(some of the lyrics need to be changed in some of these bands' songs, but I love the sound)
Movies
American History X, Braveheart, Fight Club, The Butterfly Effect, Ironman, The Incredible Hulk (with Edward Norton), Rat Race, Troy, Alien, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Kung Pow, I Am Legend, Mad Max, The Road Warrior, A Walk To Remember, The Notebook, Napolian Dynamite, Ace Ventura, Liar Liar, Gladiator, Groundhog Day,...
Z@CH KU€K€R -- Founder of Truth Defense Ministry's Schools
The University Of West Florida
Pensacola, FL
Graduated: N/A
Major: Business Management
Minor: Religious Studies
Clubs: Truth Defense Ministry and Fellowship of Reformed Evangelicals
Z@CH KU€K€R -- Founder of Truth Defense Ministry's Blurbs
About me: I am a 5-point amillennial peudo-baptist covenantal Calvinist who believes in the charismatic gifts. I believe the Bible to be the inerrant infallible Word of God. I do not pull punches, and I try to be as upfront as possible. I tend to be bold and compassionate with God's Word because His Word is authoritative and, well, true. Like Jesus, I try to engage in conversations to present the gospel while exposing error. I am one of God's vessels, so, yes, I can make righteous judgments (It's wrong to steal, lie, cheat, murder, be a Mormon, believe in Roman Catholic "doctrine," add works to salvation, etc.) and regurgitate what Christ has already said in His Word. Besides, the 'I' in me died at the cross. It is no longer 'I' who live, but Christ in me. I have been made a new creature (2 Cor. 5:17) -- not because of anything 'I' did, but because of God's divine election. I take no credit for my salvation. God chooses us for salvation (2 Thess. 2:13-14). That's a fact. If you don't believe it, then rip 2 Thess. 2:13-14 right out of the Bible. Here are some other facts taken from the Bible in context:
IT IS GOD WHO: - draws people to Himself (John 6:44,65).
- creates a clean heart (Psalm 51:10).
- appoints people to believe (Acts 13:48).
- works faith in the believer (John 6:28-29).
- chooses who is to be holy and blameless (Eph. 1:4).
- chooses us for salvation (2 Thess. 2:13-14).
- grants the act of believing (Phil. 1:29).
- grants repentance (2 Tim. 2:24-26).
- calls according to His purpose (2 Tim. 1:9).
- causes us to be born again (1 Pet. 1:3).
- predestines us to salvation (Rom. 8:29-30).
- predestines us to adoption (Eph. 1:5).
- predestines us according to His purpose (Eph. 1:11).
- makes us born again not by our will but by His will (John 1:12-13).
IT IS MAN WHO: - is deceitful and desperately sick (Jer. 17:9).
- is full of evil (Mark 7:21-23).
- loves darkness rather than light (John 3:19).
- is unrighteous, does not understand, does not seek for God (Rom. 3:10-12).
- is helpless and ungodly (Rom. 5:6).
- is dead in his trespasses and sins (Eph. 2:1).
- is by nature a child of wrath (Eph. 2:3).
- cannot understand spiritual things (1 Cor. 2:14).
- is a slave of sin (Rom. 6:16-20).
I speak about truth the way I do because of what God tells me in 1Pe 3:15 "but sanctify Christ as Lord in your hearts, always {being} ready to make a defense to everyone who asks you to give an account for the hope that is in you, yet with gentleness and reverence;" There is a standard of righteousness and it is the Bible. The truth is that there are false religious systems out there that will lead people to eternal damnation (Matt. 24:24). The truth is that Jesus is the only way to salvation (John 14:6). The truth is that people need to be warned about what is false and taught what is correct so that they might escape eternal judgment. Truth is not always comfortable but that does not mean that we should be silent when speaking it (carm.org).
Here's a paper from carm.org that furthers what I'm trying to say (note that this is based off of the teachings of the Bible):
Do we have the right to make these judgments?
To pronounce another religious group to be false can seem a pompous undertaking, especially in a culture that preaches tolerance for everything from homosexuality to a mother's "right" to kill her unborn child. Tolerance is the banner that unites much of our culture and anyone who points a judging finger at someone or something is often ridiculed.
But Christians are told in the Bible to separate themselves from the sinful practices of man and to expose error. "Examine all things and to hold fast to that which is true" says God's word (1 Thess. 5:21). So we do.
What does it mean to examine if we do not judge what is right and wrong? Jesus judged the Pharisees as hypocrites. Peter judged Ananias and Saphira as liars (Acts 5:3-4). Paul judged the Galatians as fools (Gal. 3:1).
The reason something can be said to be right or wrong is because the Bible has laid out before us a moral and doctrinal standard that is clear. It is wrong to lie. So, we are able to say to someone who lies, "What you are doing is wrong." That is making a judgment.
Likewise, with the cults, as Christians we are commanded to be able to give answers to everyone (1 Pet. 3:15) and to contend for the faith that was delivered by the apostles (Jude 4). If we do not fight for the faith, the faith will be lost. If we do not expose the errors of the cults then the cults will move unchecked in the world and lead even more into eternal destruction.
To make a judgment means that we must recognize that there are absolutes. In a world that worships relativism, absolutes are not welcome and the cults that espouse their demonic doctrines beg tolerance.
CARM stands for the truth of God's word, not a compromising collection of beliefs that changes as people's whims change. The cults are cults because they deny the true God, add works to salvation, and corrupt a multitude of biblical truths. Their end and the end of all who follow them is damnation. To do anything other than warn people about them would be unloving (carm.org).
I want to talk about grace. GRACE = unmerited favor. It is God's free action for the benefit of His people. It is different than Justice and Mercy. Justice is getting what we deserve. Mercy is not getting what we deserve. Grace is getting what we do not deserve. In grace we get eternal life, something that, quite obviously, we do not deserve. But because of God's love and kindness manifested in Jesus on the Cross, we receive the great blessing of redemption.
Grace is God's Riches At Christ's Expense. Grace rules out all human merit. It is the product of God that is given by God, because of who He is not because of who we are. It is the means of our salvation (Eph. 2:8-9). We are no longer under the Law, but under grace (Rom. 6:14). (See 1 Cor. 15:11; Rom. 5:2, 15-20; 2 Cor. 12:9; and 2 Cor. 9:8) (carm.org).
"What is sin?"
Sin is doing what is wrong, as well as not doing what is right. It is breaking the Law of God (1 John 3:4). In other words, it is doing what is against God's will. If He says do not lie, and you lie, then you have sinned. If He says do not steal and you steal then you have sinned. And, according to God, sin separates you from Him (Isaiah 59:2).
Sin is an offense to God's character. Because God cannot lie, it is wrong for you to lie. Because God cannot steal, it is wrong for you to steal. Right and wrong, then, is a manifestation of the character of God. God is holy; He cannot sin. Sin offends Him personally because they are His laws of right and wrong you are breaking. If you have offended Him, then you must find a way to "unoffend" Him. The problem is that you can't, but He can and has, by offering His Son, Jesus Christ, on the cross as a sacrifice for sin (carm.org).
"I am too big a sinner."
Nobody is too big a sinner. The love of God and the sacrifice of Jesus are capable of cleansing the worst of all sin. Even Hitler could have been saved if he would have turned to Christ. You have sinned the same as anyone else. It is just that your sins are yours. They aren't too big for God to wipe away. Sin has no power over God, only over you.
Let me ask you something. Do you think murder and adultery are serious sins? Yes? Well, David, a man in the Bible who was called by God a man after His own heart (Acts 13:22), was a murderer and an adulterer. He even tried to hide his sin from everyone. But God knew his sins and exposed them. David repented and threw himself on the mercy of the Lord. God forgave him and loved him. God loves you, and He will forgive you if you put your trust in Jesus, and ask Him to forgive you of your sins (Rom. 10:9-10) (carm.org).
"What is salvation?"
Salvation is the forgiveness of sins. It is only accomplished through faith in Jesus as Savior. He died on the cross for sins. If you want salvation, you need to trust in what Jesus did on the cross. Only then can you have eternal life and be with God.
Salvation is saving a person from damnation. Damnation is judgment upon the sinner. This judgment consists of God condemning the sinner to eternal punishment in hell. This is the destination of all who reject God's provision for the forgiveness of sins. If you want salvation, then you need to recognize that you are a sinner and ask Jesus to forgive you. He will (carm.org).
"What do I do to get saved?"
Salvation is a free gift of God (Rom. 6:23). Jesus bore sin in His body (1 Pet. 2:24), and paid the penalty for breaking the Law of God, which is spiritual death (eternal separation from God). If you want salvation, you need to admit that you are a sinner and that you want Jesus to forgive you of your sins. You must acknowledge that there is nothing you can do to earn forgiveness. Pray and ask Him to forgive you. You need to trust in Jesus. Seek Him; He will save you.
Repentance is part of salvation. Once saved, you should stop doing those things that are displeasing to God. He will live in you and give you the ability and desire to resist sin (1 Cor. 10:13). When you are saved, expect to change -- for the better (carm.org).
"Is baptism necessary for salvation?"
A.) No. Faith in Jesus is sufficient for salvation. You don't have to do anything. Christ has done it all. However, baptism is very important and all believers should be baptized. If you refuse baptism after salvation, I would doubt your conversion.
B.) There are Christian denominations that believe baptism is necessary for salvation. The arguments used, on the surface, seem to be powerful. However, upon examination, baptism is found to occur after conversion, and is not in any way a cause or part of it. Take, for example, Acts 10:44-47. While Peter was witnessing, the Holy Spirit fell upon all those who were listening to the message...and they were hearing them speaking in tongues and exalting God. Then Peter answered, "Surely no one can refuse the water for these to be baptized who have received the Holy Spirit just as we did, can he?"
i.) This passage shows that baptism happens after salvation. How do we know they were saved? They were speaking in tongues -- which is a gift from God to believers (1 Cor. 14)and they were exalting God. Non-believers do not exalt God. Also, Peter said they had received the Holy Spirit. That is only for Christians, and it happened before baptism. (Note: speaking in tongues is simply a sign of salvation. It is not necessary that a Christian speak in tongues as a proof of salvation. Not all speak in tongues (1 Cor. 12:30).
ii.) Another set of verses applicable to this issue is 1 Cor. 1:17. Paul says, "For Christ did not send me to baptize, but to preach the gospel..." The gospel is what saves, and it is explained in 1 Cor. 15:1-4. Baptism is not part of the gospel; it is something that the believer does after salvation.
C.) Baptism is only a symbol of that which saves, and symbols don't save (carm.org).
"I am already good enough."
How good do you have to be to get to Heaven? God is holy, and requires holiness. Holiness is purity. Even though you may think you are good enough, even one sin disqualifies you from being in the presence of God. You could never be good enough. That is why you need Jesus.
The Bible says that there is none good enough. "There is none who does good, there is not even one," (Rom. 3:12). Goodness is measured by God's standard - not yours.
To say that you are good enough means that Christ did not have to die. But He did die to save sinners. The Bible says if righteousness can come by good deeds, then Christ didn't need to die (Gal. 2:21), but He did, so being good isn't enough (carm.org).
“For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts. Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth. ” 2 Timothy 3:6-7
What Satan fears most Is a man on his knees; Not vast marching armies With great weaponry. He knows he can stand Against the power of men; To engage us in battle Is mere sport to him. But a man on his knees With his head bowed in prayer Is something quite different To the prince of the air. For when he sees us in prayer To our God most high, He knows we have seen Through his devilish lies. A man on his knees; And we'll keep him trembling If our prayers never cease. We need to realize that there is a war constantly going on in the spiritual realm. The devil does not want you happy, blessed and rejoicing in the Lord, but rather depressed, in debt and blaming God for all the wrong that is going on in your life. The enemy will try anything he can to separate you from having a relationship with the Lord and he is very successful at bringing problems our way in order to keep our mind on anything and everything except God. That is why it is all the more important that we have a strong and committed prayer life. If the devil constantly sees you in prayer and always asking guidance and wisdom from the Lord to help in your situation, then the enemy knows his power has become ineffective against your life. You need to recognize that is the enemy trying to get in and destroy what you have and just as you would fight to get a burglar out of your home, you need to fight that spiritual war by praying, fasting, speaking forth the scriptures of authority and rebuking the enemy in the name of Jesus Christ. "The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly." I encourage you to not sit idly by and let the enemy win, but rather stand strong and take back what the enemy stole in the name of Jesus Christ, in whom has all power and dominion, forever and ever, Amen. God bless you richly, Anne
