| Wrath |
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| Who did you last get angry with? | some crackhead |
| What is your weapon of choice? | 13-5 guardless cutter eb heads |
| Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? | does wayne brady have to choke a bitch |
| How about the same sex? | yeah why not |
| Who was the last person who got really angry at you? | my boss's boss. mark ass buster. |
| What is your pet peeve? | people actin like they deaf |
| Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? | depends |
| Sloth |
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| What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't? | check for testicular cancer |
| What is the latest you've ever woken up? | i dont know but im sure ive slept all day before |
| Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? | beyonce to busy fo a nigga now |
| What is the last lame excuse that you made? | dumb question |
| Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? | girls gone wild. |
| How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning? | shit, as many times as i can squeeze out ima hit that snooze button |
| Gluttony |
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| What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? | is this a trick question? ima say them pints of Patrone Silver |
| Are you a meat eater? | that reminds me i wanna pork shop |
| What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? | now how the fuck would i be able to remember such an occasion |
| Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits? | hell yeah |
| Do you enjoy candy and sweets? | yeah sure |
| Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods? | bring on the spicy foods |
| Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"? | umm no |
| Greed |
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| How many credit cards do you own? | 1 too many is enuff |
| If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? | take my kids on a shoppin spree |
| Would you rather be rich or famous? | show me the money |
| Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks? | where my money at! |
| Pride |
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| What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of? | i had 2 beautiful kidds |
| What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? | i became a functioning member of society, isnt that enuff |
| What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life? | get a hover chair |
| Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? | yeah sometimes but i dont mind if i gave it my best shot |
| Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? | it aint easy bein weezy |
| Have you ever cheated to get a better score? | yeah probably but im not sayin its good to though |
| What did you do today that you're proud of? | i aint done shit yet today |
| Lust |
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| How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)? | ?????? |
| How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)? | ?????? |
| Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation? | boobs |
| What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice? | neck and tummy for starters |
| Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons? | good question, i no kiss and tell |
| Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? | hahaha |
| Envy |
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| What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? | i heard my lil bro copped a new RX-8 |
| Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? | hugh heffner |
| If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be? | superman! |
| Have you ever been cheated on? | nope |
| Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? | nope |
| What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? | not go flipmode over minor shit |
| What deadly sin... |
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| Do you do the most often? | wrath |
| Do you do the least often? | envy |
| Is your favorite to act on? | lusty rendevous, jus playin |
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