Locard the Inserter
"Sunt lacrimae rērum et mentem mortālia tangunt—These are the tears of things, and our mortality cuts to the heart."

Male
19 years old
where they speak another language, Hokkaido
Japan



Last Login:7/18/2008
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    Locard the Inserter's Interests
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Watch it cause you know it's true
MusicIf you think I might like your music I probably do.
MoviesMovies are cool but eventually you'll realize life isn't like that it's much more interesting bad guys win in real life.
TelevisionThere is no point in watching television nothing worthwhile is ever on go do something active.
BooksBooks on the other hand can teach therefore books are good.
Groups: NGHSI'm so emo I have to cry myself to sleep....boohooSealab 2021the ones they call adams friendsI'll be your BUCKET OF YUCK, Dane!!!Ninja Pirate Crew (NPC)STACC ON

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     Locard the Inserter's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Northglenn
Body type:5' 9" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Children:Love kids, but not for me
Education:High school
Occupation:nothing worthwhile

   Locard the Inserter's Schools
Northglenn High School
Northglenn, CO
Graduated: N/A
 

2007 to 2008


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   Locard the Inserter's Blurbs
About me:
fucking hilarious
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?

for all those wondering about the meaning behind my profile name and history of my real name read on...

The history of the Lockhart's dates back to 1066, being among those disposed by William the Conqueror and seeking refuge in Scotland. The family, originally spelling their name "Locard," settled mainly in Ayrshire and Lanarkshire. They can be traced back to Stephanus or Stephen Lockard and his son Symon by the towns they founded: Stevenston and Symington. The exact date when the lands of Lee came into the family is not known, but 1272 is traditionally accepted. Symon (Second of Lee) won fame for himself and his family in the wars against the English when he fought alongside King Robert the Bruce and was knighted for his loyal service. Sir Symon accompanied Lord James Douglas and Sir William St. Clair when they took the heart of Bruce on crusade in Spain in 1329. Sir Symon was entrusted with the key to its casket and returned it home safely when Douglas was killed. For this honor, Sir Symon's name was changed to Lockheart and then to Lockhart. A heart within a fetterlock was from then on included in the family arms. The family also acquired a precious heirloom from the crusade, a mysterious charm known as the Lee Penny.


If you are considering adding me I really like to keep my friends list short it's easier to manage and I can somewhat say that I will message you every once in a while so if you just want to have as many friends on myspace as you possibly can, count me out. If I have deleted you it's probably cause I don't like you and don't really want to talk to you so don't send me messages about why I deleted you and why I won't respond to your messages. If you are my friend then keep me off your top list I want to avoid people finding me on here. Also if you want to add me and your profile is set to private send me a message first and get to know me.

Hmm where to start well born and raised in Colorado, I am fond of drinking and having a good time with my friends. It's very hard to piss me off but you'll know when you have, basically dont fuck with my friends and we're cool. I am pretty much open to music I don't like bands that just whine about bad relationships, they happen, get over it. I am a bass player, I am getting good at it I've only been doing it a year but im starting to get the hang of things I also play drums when I get the chance I love going to concerts and moshing. People say I'm intelligent, I think I'm just "not stupid". I live spur of the moment, I really dont plan things out I think it's for the better because I'm flexible. If you truly become my friend not just someone I know I will back you up to the best of my ability, "friends will help you move, REAL friends will help you move a body". http://coolshade.tamu.edu/gallery/images/skull.jpg
Your results:
You are Damn Fucking Straight Iron Man
Iron Man
95%
Green Lantern
90%
Hulk
80%
The Flash
80%
Robin
60%
Superman
55%
Supergirl
55%
Wonder Woman
50%
Catwoman
50%
Spider-Man
40%
Batman
40%
Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

but if i was a villian...
Your results:
You are Venom
Venom
100%
The Joker
88%
Mr. Freeze
81%
Dark Phoenix
72%
Apocalypse
68%
Magneto
62%
Two-Face
60%
Mystique
56%
Riddler
56%
Green Goblin
56%
Dr. Doom
51%
Lex Luthor
48%
Juggernaut
48%
Catwoman
40%
Kingpin
39%
Poison Ivy
19%
Strength, disguise and adrenaline are your greatest weapons.
Click here to take the Super Villain Personality Test

The Black Angel

People Iced:Eighty Three
Car Bombs Planted:Fourteen
Favorite WeaponShank
Arms Broken:Twenty Seven
Eyes Gouged:Three
Tongues Cut Off:Two
Biggest Enemy:Ruprick

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Who I'd like to meet:
people who are interesting and have a body temp IQ or higher, are willing to go on random adventures without any set plans.
Personality Disorder Test Results
Paranoid |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Antisocial |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Borderline |||||||||||||||||| 78%
Histrionic |||| 18%
Narcissistic |||||||||| 38%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 58%
Dependent |||||| 26%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||| 26%
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   Locard the Inserter's Friend Space (Top 8)
Locard the Inserter has 76 friends.
 Josh 


 WTF Have You Done Lately! 


 kole. 


 EricaJean:My awesomeness is awe-inspiring 


 Semper Fidelis [Tsk Tsk] 


 Ryckman[corner boy] 


 ~LetTheGoodTimesRoll~ 


 hello im STEPHEN 





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Semper Fidelis [Tsk Tsk]





Jul 2 2008 2:29 PM

hiiii how are you?
Jane





May 27 2008 4:45 AM

Hey, I just added you as a Real Top Friend! Click here to add me back!

Hey, I just added you as a Real Top Friend! Click here to add me back!

FRIEND!

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May 26 2008 9:02 PM

Hi locard the inserter, I left you some free chips in Poker.

Collect them now.

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May 26 2008 12:34 PM

Hey Locard the Inserter, I just bought as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're worth!




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May 26 2008 12:04 PM

Hey Locard the Inserter! I just hired you!.


Click here to start your new job.



Link: http://sunshine. zynga. com/friendfactory. php?s=cc10

hey dude add this thing, you make money off of your friends its pretty cool, plus if you add it it will give me a bonus and you will make money off of what i make.



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WTF Have You Done Lately!





May 13 2008 8:12 PM

YO! im movin in june so we gotta chill before then. and maybe you can help me move and attend the house warmin party!.....lots of booze, friends, and drunken Mario Kart
Jane





May 7 2008 12:48 PM


Hey Locard the Inserter, I just gave you a human gift! Click here to unwrap your human and see who it is!

you know you want to

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May 7 2008 7:51 AM


Hey Locard the Inserter, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're worth!

YOU ARE MINE!!!!!!

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May 6 2008 6:15 PM


Hey Locard the Inserter, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're $$WORTH$$!



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WTF Have You Done Lately!





May 4 2008 9:22 PM

u gotta come over asap punk!
Jane





Apr 20 2008 7:46 PM

Hey what's up? You need to come hang out with us again soon. Oh and your song has been deleted by artist. Just thought I'd let you know.
Charity





Apr 3 2008 4:10 PM

MySpace Comments

Have a great day little brother, we love and miss you lots!!!
Adrienne





Apr 1 2008 1:45 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKE!!!
LOVE, MOM
~LetTheGoodTimesRoll~





Mar 30 2008 6:30 PM

haha! your song got deleted :p
mines better anyways.... lol not really but its still cool
Adrienne





Mar 21 2008 11:38 AM

HAPPY EASTER MY LIL'CHICK-A-DEE! LOVE, MOM
kole.





Mar 18 2008 9:38 AM

Slacking hardcore
i have a 3 week break.
=)
Adrienne





Mar 18 2008 5:37 AM

Our St. Patricks Day Feast was great, Glad you came over and hope you liked the rice pudding. See you tonight for dinner again and TT. Pockets will be jingling. Love- MOM
Adrienne





Feb 28 2008 8:45 AM

Yo Mike,
See U later for "chow time" with Big Bro. Love U, MOM
kole.





Feb 19 2008 3:22 PM

ALCOHOL!?!?!




OMG

BOY!!!!!!!!!
I'm very disappointed in you.

When are you going back then???????
=/
Adrienne





Feb 14 2008 11:53 AM

Hey Handsome,
I've got goodies for you at my house!
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY... My sweet!
Love, MOM
Charity





Feb 14 2008 10:59 AM

MySpace Comments
Adrienne





Feb 11 2008 8:08 AM

Hi Mike, I will see you tonight after school for our class. Why is it that "when you are in trouble, I'm in trouble???" I was definetly framed!! Love you, St-M
Love=Jenna=Mommy





Feb 9 2008 1:49 PM

YOU GOTTA SEE THIS CHICKS PROFILE

http://profile.myspace.com.index.cfm.fuseaction.user.viewprofile.friendid.918738028.cn
kole.





Jan 26 2008 2:42 PM

=)
Calis good
it was raining like crazy for like a week
But alas the sun is out.
Do you still live with the sis?
Adrienne





Jan 24 2008 7:44 AM

Hey Buddy, Thanks for taking the time to see Lloyd last night, He needs all of our support right now! You are a good kid and a terrific son, I am proud of you... Love MOM
Jane





Jan 22 2008 8:29 PM

Hey loser! Whats up with you?
Adrienne





Jan 22 2008 8:46 AM

Hi My Love, Had fun at dinner the other night, glad you could come with us. Thanks for your help this week-end, I really appreciated very much! Love MOM
Selene





Jan 20 2008 4:32 PM

kole.





Jan 19 2008 8:24 PM

MISS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Selene