(big pink subadvert) buy more local organic spinach. This PSA will be replaced by our corporate overlords in 2-4 seconds.
I am made of mechanical lions; when all 9 mechanical lions combine into one sleek Mitsubishi designed machine, ladies swoon, flowers smile, and we all hug.
I, too, invented the interweb.
Furthermore, I invented the combination of square waves representing in the little red music box, using the resources of dumpstered muzak hardware mounted on dumpstered i-key-a furniture and virgin little '555 timer chips.
while True:
fifo = open('/home/wellspring.fifo')
line = fifo.readline()
fifo.close()
if line.startswith('cherries'):
f.write("hooray")
elif line.startswith('bomb'):
f.write('fuck')
f.flush()
