Seph
"Atheism's Paladin"

Male
27 years old
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
United States



Last Login:7/22/2008
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    Seph's Interests
GeneralThis is bound to be a long list. Like Heinlein, I value and cultivate versatility, so my metaphorical fingers are in a lot of sinister, metaphorical pies. My passions change regularly; I never really stop being interested in something so much as I find something else to be more interested in. I like to think of myself as a sort of Renaissance Thug, a man who embraces things most people eschew and puts together more common things into new and interesting memetic chimeras. My most recent passions have focused on evolutionary biology and warfare, and I spend a lot of my free time immersed in those subjects. I also study/have studied (to varying degrees of success): physics, combat, astronomy, theology, psychology, philosophy, sociology, zoology, archaeology, paleontology, crime and law, art, game theory, music, literature (esp. late American), history (esp. pre-Christian and American), skepticism and doubt, linguistics, and assorted others. I travel frequently, enjoy martial arts and weight training, hiking, writing, gaming, and plotting your death. I am an arrogant prick and probably think I'm better than you.
MusicBad Religion, Black Flag, Warren Zevon, Beethoven, NOFX, Reel Big Fish, the Aquabats, Tom Waits, bis, Johnny Cash, Flogging Molly, Rollins Band, Elvis Costello, E-Type, the Big Bopper, Mindless Self-Indulgence, Dropkick Murphys, Nirvana, GWAR, Queen, Harry Gregson-Williams, MegaDeth, Public Enemy, Aesop Rock, Strapping Young Lad, etc. I mostly go in for old school punk rock, classical, opera, metal and older rock.
MoviesFight Club, In the Mouth of Madness, Grosse Point Blank, LA Confidential, the Usual Suspects, Equilibrium, Reservoir Dogs, Battle Royale, Dark City, Kill Bill, Unbreakable, Seven Samurai, Idiocracy, the Big Lebowski, the Messenger, Titus, This is Spinal Tap, the Silence of the Lambs, Batman, Unleashed, scores of others. I dig dystopian futures, most dangerous game variants and movies that fuck with your head well.
TelevisionI truthfully don't watch television actively. It's frequently on as background, where available, but I generally only pay attention to a handful of shows. I watch a lot of 'Law & Order' and catch 'Penn & Teller; Bullshit!', 'Mythbusters', and 'Battlefield Detectives' whenever I can. I don't have cable, so I tend to watch the Office, Arrested Development, and Futurama ad infinitum. I actively watch the History and Military channels whenever I'm looking for something to relax with. I also watch an inordinately high number of cartoons for such a dashing, masculine, mature fellow. I attribute that to the fact that my development was arrested at age thirteen and effectively thrown into a Vietnamese POW camp. It's been surviving on bamboo and watersnakes for over a decade.
BooksAnything by Ernest Hemingway, James Joyce, Herman Melville, Jack London, Mark Twain, Vladimir Nabokov, Yukio Mishima, George Orwell, JD Salinger, Hunter S. Thompson, and the poetry of Edna St. Vincent Millay and Charles Bukowski. Various non-fiction books like survival manuals and books on theology, science esp. biology and evolutionary science, philosophy, psychology, etc., especially Richard Dawkins' 'The Selfish Gene' and 'The Blind Watchmaker', Michael Shermer's 'The Science of Good and Evil' and 'How We Believe' , Rene Descartes, Nietzsche, Darwin and basically anything that uses science and logic to trash on people's sacred beliefs.
HeroesKing Leonidas I of Sparta; Charles Darwin; Anaxagoras; Ernest Hemingway; Jack London; Yukio Mishima; Hunter S. Thompson; Friedrich Nietzsche; Manfred vonRichtofen; Abraham Lincoln; Pedro Francisco; Miyamoto Musashi; Roland; Richard Dawkins; Ernest Hemingway; Penn Jillette; Henry Rollins; Ian MacKaye; Greg Graffin; Sir William Marshall; Teddy and Franklin Roosevelt; Benjamin Franklin; Albert Einstein; Stephen Hawking; Aleister Crowley; Norman Borlaug; Richard Heinlein; Douglas Adams; Clarence Darrow; David Hume; Carl Sagan; Epicurus; James Randi; Isaac Asimov; Alfred Kinsey; Oda Nobunaga; Julius Caesar; Saladin; El Cid Campeador

     Seph's Details
Status:Single
Hometown:Willits, CA
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:Mercenary, Professional Jerk

   Seph's Schools
New Horizons (alter)
Willits,California
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1996 to 1997
Willits High
Willits,California
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Student Black Panthers, Fellowship in Satan, Future Homemakers of America, Students Against Drunk Dancing, The Young Whigs, Hands Across Equitorial Guinea, Jews for Reagan
 

1994 to 1997

   Seph's Companies
Trinity Youth Services
Ukiah, CA US
Mentor/Au Pair/Warden

Jan 2006 - Jul 2006
Securitas
Albany, NY US
Captain
GE

Jan 2004 - Aug 2005, Jul 2006 - Present



Seph really needs a new gig. Seriously, this shit is killing him.

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   Seph's Blurbs
About me:
      Let us be candorous.

      I live with the constant dichotomy of hating virtually everyone and having some fucked-up hero complex. All my virtues are rooted in vice; I'm tenacious as a side effect of being a stubborn ass, assertive and self-effacing as a side effect of being a violent thug and charming as a side effect of being a narcissistic sociopath. All fine qualities for your potential husband, ladies. Alpha dog, but only three meals away from tearing your throat out.
      But really, I'm not all that bad. I'm not hopeless or angsty or angry about niggling personal sleights from my distant past. I'm plenty angry, don't get me wrong; anger seems to have become my default emotion, of late. But I'm also actually damn hopeful, striving, reaching, fighting, struggling constantly, making myself better, trying to make the people and the world around me better, but no, I'm not a fucking hippie pinko about it, either. Quixotism, being an iconoclast, and iron-nail realism are not qualities that mix well together, but they've made an equal home in me. I feel like I was born in a fairy tale, raised in the stories of Hemingway and London, and educated in the works of Nietzsche and Dawkins. A friend once asribed to me Raoul Duke's literary epitaph of Dr. Gonzo at the end of Fear and Loathing...; "One of god's own creatures. A high-powered mutant never considered for mass production. To weird to live...and too rare to die." I guess that means less now that every hipster fuck on the planet has read that fucking book. One of my ex-girlfriends probably gave me the best compliment of my life when she told me that I was "like some awesome combination of all three of the main characters from LA Confidential."

      One thing I'm not is cool; I suck at being cool. If you think I'm being cool, trust me, this is only the illusion of cool. I have all the trappings of cool, but none of the attitude. I don't like cool things or cool people and I'm suspicious of anything popular, because even good things get ruined for me when everybody else loves them.

      I know more than you do, and I'm not afraid to let you know that. Don't feel bad. While you were out partying, having fun, being happy, getting laid, and all that other shit people do in high school and college, I was at home or at some brainless job being pretty fucking miserable, reading. All things considered, I'd say you got the better end of the deal.

      Do not debate me. I will fucking cut you.

      Anyway. I'm not pleading for attention and I'm not trying to sell myself to you, so there isn't much else to say. And I'm probably not a tenth as smug or pretentious as I may sound here, but consider this fortress of verbosity to be a Great Wall, of sorts, against the barbarians; if you've read this far with something resembling comprehension, congratulations! You're just the sort of person I might like to talk to! If you think I sound interesting (or challenging, as has frequently been the case from would-be "friends"), then feel free to try me out. I am a poison few can stomach, but I promise that if you do not hate me, you will no doubt love me.

Who I'd like to meet:
Henry Rollins, Penn Jillette, and Richard Dawkins top out the list, being living heroes of mine. I'd add Greg Graffin, Timothy Kreider, Ian McKaye, Patty Hearst, Chiaki Kuriyama, Elvis Costello, Dave Sim, JD Salinger, Michael Shermer, Alan Moore, and a handful of others. Some because I admire them, some just because I delight in encountering human oddities. Most of the people I'd like to meet are long dead, which stands to reason, what with most of the people who were ever alive being dead now. There are probably a lot of people who were never alive that I'd really like to meet, but fortunately I'm not burdened with the knowledge of such unborn spectres and am accordingly not troubled by them.

   Seph's Friend Space (Top 12)
Seph has 70 friends.
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 Willy D Style 


 Misfit 


 Bryan is helping Dr. Steel take over the world 


 Evil Johnny Fisk the conquering spider 


 Samuel Erikson 


 Mike 


 claire 


 The Winslow 


 Ashnod 


 Cynthia 


 Wear your Head injury like a hat 





Seph's Friends Comments
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Jul 20 2008 9:21 PM

and this on the other hand....
http://www. cthulhu-themovie. com/
c





Jul 19 2008 7:44 AM

my new favorite villain:

http://www. drhorrible. com/act_I. html

nph.
Smoking Ray





May 3 2008 12:13 AM

Willy D Style





Feb 17 2008 5:30 AM

I've a hat now.
Misfit





Jan 31 2008 6:17 PM

Miss you.... a lot
c





Jan 25 2008 9:27 AM

a shame philly isn't closer to that
hole in new york called bingo. i'm
heading back there for a week in march
to tattoo.
Gabbie Mouth





Jan 23 2008 6:38 PM

Hey Joe!
Hope your doing fine!
Misfit





Jan 9 2008 8:04 AM

Thanks Joe. I needed a good laugh. I know, I do look tragically emo i that photo. See what fucking Willits is doing to me?!

I'll call you soon.
Miss you, love you, blah , blah, blah
c





Jan 2 2008 8:50 PM

you're right, it is a crock. been
dealing with some lame and profoundly
iritating shop drama. other than that,
i put up a few new sketches on my
comicspace page, and have been trying
to avoid applying for food stamps.
hope things are better in your neck
of the proverbial woods. promise i'll
yell at you in detail soon. and tell
the kids they're getting a spatha in
the abdomen next CHRIST-mas.
Bryan is helping Dr. Steel take over the world





Jan 2 2008 11:59 AM

No, but I really should as I am apparently on an inevitable quest to look like Julian Casablancas.

And its unfortunate I don't have the hair to go Claudio Sanchez.
Bryan is helping Dr. Steel take over the world





Jan 1 2008 8:42 PM

Wait, what?

Hipster NuRock?
Willy D Style





Dec 27 2007 1:59 PM

If you don't like The Beatles, there's not much for you in that movie.
Misfit





Oct 2 2007 8:13 AM

I'm late.... sorry.

Hope you had a good birthday, I would've called but I've been super busy.

Anyway, love you. Maybe I'll get a chance to call you soon.
Dawn





Sep 28 2007 1:53 PM

Yes, I'm a day early. Sue me.



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Also, come back to N!Prime. We miss you. :D
Evil Johnny Fisk the conquering spider





Sep 18 2007 9:31 AM

Yo!
Evil Johnny Fisk the conquering spider





Aug 26 2007 2:02 AM

Sarah just told me about the move..that sucks! also I was out of range when you called.
Misfit





Aug 15 2007 10:43 AM

Ma just told me about your horrible move. Sorry bro.

I should give you a call soon... maybe today. Be warned.
c





Aug 10 2007 7:23 PM

http://www.monkeyfluids.com/
c





Jul 29 2007 11:50 PM

2 days until leonidas comes home.
my phallanx is aquiver with joy.
Evil Johnny Fisk the conquering spider





Jul 6 2007 5:46 PM

I see these two old guys at the coffee shop and I get all misty eyed for better times. Times long since passed, when two brothers nursed on the sweet milk cream of sleep deprivation and cynicism did brutally and with much glee and mastery of their arts verbally smash the heads of the two "Not So Great Old Ones." Ahhh.. Better times.
How are you doing?
Lars





Jun 28 2007 10:31 AM

That and PSO.
c





Jun 24 2007 1:57 PM

ask and ye shall receive

enjoy
Smoking Ray





May 15 2007 1:20 AM

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Willy D Style





May 12 2007 1:04 AM

What's been going on with you, you pretentious bastard.
c





May 3 2007 8:08 AM

http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1738
Smoking Ray





Apr 26 2007 8:28 AM

c





Apr 21 2007 4:40 PM

salutations to the most inept predator
in the united states.
Evil Johnny Fisk the conquering spider





Apr 19 2007 5:24 PM

Holy Crap! How is the weather?
Evil Johnny Fisk the conquering spider





Apr 8 2007 11:09 AM

This is the day were the magical egg laid inside of
Jesus christs esophagus hatches and a bunny erupts
from his chest.
Willy D Style





Mar 13 2007 11:33 PM

300 made me pee in my pants... in a good way. I thought some of the extra stuff they added didn't add anything to the story though.
Smoking Ray





Mar 1 2007 8:32 AM

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Feb 7 2007 4:02 PM

Hey.. do me a favor and slap the NYSE untill it gives me bunches of money.
Smoking Ray





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Jan 10 2007 9:56 AM

You're on my top friends here even though you've never gotten a tattoo from me.
Misfit





Jan 10 2007 9:49 AM

You were way up there for awhile on my top friends thingy. Then I realized I wasn't on yours at all and thought "Fuck that guy then", and off you went.
Are you sad? Do you want to be back in my top friends?

Oooh, and have you checked out the new ink I did while I was in Portland? You should.