The Sartorial Hero
"All right, I don't want to leave a message. I'm a very busy man (pause). I will be awaiting your returned call (long pause). Otherwise, you'll be hearing from my boys. Hope everything is well. This is your father."

Male
24 years old
I'm back in Simi Valley, California
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2008
Mood: pure Mood Image
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   Contacting The Sartorial Hero

 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/turntablist  

    The Sartorial Hero's Interests
General

Shopping and Men's Fashion.
Suits. Shoes. Socks. Shirts. Ties. Sweaters. Cardigans. Coats. Cufflinks. Belts.

Music.

Web development.

The ladies. My lady.

Music

30 Seconds to Mars, Alien Ant Farm, Almost Gone (RIP), American Football, Arcade Fire, Architecture in Helsinki, Arctic Monkeys, Bad Religion, Band of Horses, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, Ben Folds, Ben Folds Five (RIP), Ben Kweller, Billy Harvey, Bjork, Bob Schneider, Brian Wilson, Bright Eyes, Built to Spill, Cainan Tucker (RIP), Cake, Candybox Violence, Caviar, Chaki, Circa Survive, CKY, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Coheed and Cambria, Death Cab for Cutie, Dishwalla, Dredg, Eisley, Elbow, The Elected, The Elevaters, Elvis Costello, Fiona Apple, Franz Ferdinand, George Gershwin (RIP), Guided by Voices (RIP), Helmet, The Hereafter, HIM, Incubus, Insignia (RIP), Iron and Wine, Jabudah, Jack's Mannequin, Jeff Buckley (RIP), Jimmy Eat World, Josh Fix, The Killers, Live, Loretta Lynn, Lovage, Lucinda Williams, Mae, Modest Mouse, Muse, NOFX, Pink Floyd, Polyphonic Spree, Portishead, Postal Service, Radiohead, Reel Big Fish, Rilo Kiley, Rogue Wave, The Scuffs, Sean Lennon, Silverchair, Snow Patrol, Spoon, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Starsailor, Stolen Babies, The Strokes, Sufjan Stevens, Sunset Rubdown, The Talking Heads (RIP), Tenacious D, theLine, Tom Waits, Unwritten Law, The White Stripes, Weezer, Wooden Circus (RIP), Yes

Aceyalone, Aesop Rock, Black Star, Copywrite, Cut Chemist, Deltron 3030, Dilated Peoples, DJ Babu, DJ Qbert, DJ Shadow, El-P, Extended Famm, Gang Starr, Handsome Boy Modelling School, Invisibl Skratch Piklz (RIP), Jurassic 5, KRS One, Lexicon, Lootpack, Mr. Lif, Non Phixion, People Under the Stairs, Pharcyde, Rakim, RJD2, Rob Swift, Royce Da 5' 9", Soul Position, Styles of Beyond, The High & Mighty, The Weathermen

Movies

200 Cigarettes, A Streetcar Named Desire, Adaptation, American History X, American Movie, American Psycho(!), Annie Hall, Back to the Future Series, Being John Malkovich, Big Fish, Boiler Room, Blow, Boyz N the Hood, Buffalo '66, Catch Me If You Can, Chicago, Clerks, Clueless, Crybaby, Dancer in the Dark, Dead Man, Dogtown and Z Boys, Donnie Darko, Down by Law, Drugstore Cowboy, El Mariachi, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Eyes Wide Shut, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Forrest Gump, Free Tibet, Full Metal Jacket, Garden State, Ghost World, Glengarry Glen Ross, GoodFellas, Heathers, Hedwig and The Angry Inch, Hairspray (The real one), Happy Accidents, High Fidelity, Igby Goes Down, In America, Jackie Brown, Jerry Maguire, Kill Bill, L.I.E., Little Miss Sunshine, Living in Oblivion, Lost Boys of Sudan, Lost in Translation, Love Liza, Love Me If You Dare, Made, Magnolia, Manhattan, Meeting People is Easy, Melvin Goes to Dinner, Memento, Menace II Society, Muriel's Wedding, My Life Without Me, Napoleon Dynamite, Natural Born Killers, Northfork, Office Space, One Hour Photo, Personal Velocity, Pi, Primer, Pulp Fiction, Punch-Drunk Love, Rebel Without a Cause, Requiem for a Dream, Reservoir Dogs, Roger Dodger, Run Ronnie Run, Rushmore, Scratch, Secretary, Sexy Beast, Shawshank Redemption, Sin City, Sixteen Candles, SLC Punk, Smokin Aces, Spun, Stand by Me, Stranger Than Paradise, Swingers, Talking Heads: Stop Making Sense, The Believer, The Big Lebowski, The Breakfast Club, The Endless Summer, The Endless Summer II, The Godfather I, The Godfather II, The Secret Lives of Dentists, The Shining, The Slaughter Rule, The Station Agent, Thumbsucker, The United States of Leland, Wave Twisters, Wet Hot American Summer, The Wizard of Oz, Wilbur Wants to Kill Himself, Wildstyle, Woodstock: 3 Days of Peace & Music.

In other words, my favorite cinematographers include Lance Acord, Matthew Libatique and Gordon Willis. My favorite writers include Woody Allen, Jon Favreau, Charlie Kaufman or David Mamet. Favorite directors are Woody Allen, Michel Gondry, Paul Thomas Anderson, Wes Anderson and Spike Jonze.

Television

30 Rock, Arrested Development (RIP), Dexter, Entourage, Family Guy, Flipping Out, Friday Night Lights, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Kids in the Hall (RIP), Mr. Show (RIP), My So-Called Life (RIP), Mystery Science Theater 3000 (RIP), Reno 911, The Office (USA), Scrubs, Seinfeld (RIP), Sex and the City (RIP), The Simpsons, Six Feet Under (RIP), Slings and Arrows (RIP), The Sopranos (RIP), The Soup, Stella (RIP), Strangers with Candy (RIP), This American Life.

BooksFound Magazine, David Sedaris
HeroesPatrick Bateman, Mr. Big, Ari Gold, Jack Donaghy, Daniel Ocean, Rusty Ryan, Barney Stinson (Suit up!)

     The Sartorial Hero's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Simi Valley, California
Body type:5' 11"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Occupation:Murders and Executions

   The Sartorial Hero's Schools
Santa Susana High
Simi Valley, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1997 to 2001

   The Sartorial Hero's Networking
Music - Performance - Drums

Music - Production - Engineer
Cubase 4
Technology - Internet - Web Designer
php, mysql, semantic xhtml & css, dom



The Sartorial Hero bought his first pair of Lucky Jeans today.... and wondered what took him so long to do so. Perfect fit.

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   The Sartorial Hero's Blurbs
About me:

Who am I? Well, look up there. My name is Thomas Edward Smith. I am my father's son.

Take a look around this paragraph. Look how much time I have spent to make myself appear more important, more loved, than I really am. This Thomas Smith is just an illusion. I am a product being pushed, and you're my target market.

I don't know what I am, I just know how I want to appear. How I want to be seen. And only that is what I'll put on display for you.

If you've ever felt won over by me, it was the product of obsessive planning. Constant vigilance to create a better me. Tedious effort put in to the words I choose and the rhythm of my sentences. An illusion of a personality created with the perfect mix of neurosis and confidence.

Every word I have spoken to you, every humorous or touching moment we've shared, was just part of an arduous campaign to capture your heart and mind.

Even I don't know myself. Just like your average marketing-type, I have very little intimate knowledge of the product I am selling.

I just push it on the masses. And they eat it up.

Who I'd like to meet:

Looking around, it's become clear to me that people don't understand if this space is supposed to be used to describe the people you are interested in meeting via myspace or real people who they actually want to meet. Since I don't really feel like I need more friends, I will just use this space to list some celebrities I want to... uh, meet.

Julianne Moore, Lauren Graham, Bellamy Young, Kate Walsh, Sherilyn Fenn, Stephanie Courtney, Lauren Ambrose, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Sara Rue, Renée Zellweger, Erika Christensen, Dita Von Teese, Alison Goldfrapp


   The Sartorial Hero's Friend Space (Top 16)
The Sartorial Hero has 211 friends.
 dash 


 ♥TORI♥ 


 jwall 


 Travis William Tucker 


 *** CHRISTI **** 


 Praisinator 


 Kyle the Versatile® 


 JtothaFizzle!!! 


 Andrew 


 kelly fischer mack 


 Mike 


 Mark S. 


 David 


 Brandon S. Preston Esq. 


 R I C H 


 Cas 





The Sartorial Hero's Friends Comments
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Jennifer





Jul 4 2008 10:41 AM


Myspace Layouts
Amanda





Jul 2 2008 5:46 PM

is your status update in reference to Wall E?
Charlene *Fallon*





Jul 1 2008 9:42 AM

haha good.
finally i have company!
marisa





Jun 30 2008 7:37 PM

So I know you crazy kids have the wedding but do you think you could swing by afterwards? It would mean the world to me! (and Ken)

Oh, yeah, and I bought 9 bottles of wine yesterday in Solvang.
:P
marisa





Jun 27 2008 5:09 PM

Yo.
Badminton and pool party at my house in three weeks.
Wear your finest Ralph Lauren garb and prepare to drink sparkling wine.
Tressie





Jun 20 2008 10:04 PM

Welcome to the world of knowing SATC:TM greatness
dash





Jun 19 2008 9:41 AM

Can Chanel go in to work?
Eliza





Jun 18 2008 10:54 AM

You are sooo in on the next one! And I do belive that it has The Boss.
David





Jun 17 2008 7:58 PM

no shit... I guess you call it a band.
I mean we have a CD right? too bad theres no band to play the music on the CD
fatty mc fat pants





Jun 17 2008 1:59 PM

yea, those shorts no longer fit, and its been like two weeks since that picture. i weigh like 135 now. i hate it, i never weighed more than 125.. arg....i have a feeling hes gonna be too big and hes commin in august.
Brandon S. Preston Esq.





Jun 14 2008 10:17 PM

Hey Tom, long time no see. Whats going on with you lately? Hope all is well. Call me sometime, I miss hanging out.
Brian for Obama





Jun 14 2008 12:17 AM

Hey Tom. Wanna scone? I like scones. They're good.

Haha, I'm nuts!

Hey Tom, I want to run by this song I wrote a while back by you. I have a chord progression and vocals, just wanted to get your take on it.
Meghan





Jun 12 2008 1:41 PM

I hope you guys can make it out to at least visit this weekend!! Also, I am glad to hear you got your "diet" rockstar, lol......haha.
Cas





Jun 11 2008 9:08 AM

My goal in life is usually to gross people out and if you puke thats a bonus.
So I think you should get your phone and scroll down to my name annnnd thennn press call and like magical I will be there!
*** CHRISTI ****





Jun 10 2008 12:42 PM

So, Is your mood referring to Michael and I? and the sparkling water?
R I C H





Jun 10 2008 12:08 PM

Me Too.
dash





Jun 9 2008 10:23 AM

i love you, darling!
Meghan





Jun 5 2008 11:47 AM

Thanks for wishing me a Happy Birthday! It has been nice talking to you online everyday, lol. Anyway, I hope you and your girlfriend can come to my party next weekend. I know you said you might not be able too......but if you can, I would love to see you guys.
JtothaFizzle!!!





Jun 4 2008 7:08 PM

OMG.
It is Squirell Smith, your long lost cousin!!!
Neil





Jun 2 2008 10:01 AM

whats up dude? long time no talk! so whats all this living in simi talk? its funny because I might move to or near the strand this week from simi! creepy! give a write back sucka!
Meghan





May 29 2008 3:36 PM

So your the clothing or tailor hero then, lol? That's interesting. Haha.
marisa





May 27 2008 2:31 PM

I took an SATC quiz online and it said I was Miranda.
Damn you and your comparisons.
Melissa Chester





May 15 2008 6:39 PM

How about you and the Mrs.-ish...come out to my show at THE DERBY on the 28th..it's a "school night" but who doesn't go out on those nights anyway!?!?
Would be great to see you both!!!!!!
xoxo
melissa
Gene,Jonelle &Noah





May 15 2008 1:39 PM

hey Tommy!Yeah,you will always be "Tommy"to me:)How ya doin?It's really good to hear from you!You look fabulous and seem to be doing extremely well I'm proud of you bud! Take it easy:)KIT
Mike





May 15 2008 10:42 AM

daddy?
Shannons at the grindhouse





May 14 2008 1:35 PM

well i totally love christian bales character in american psycho and want to do him.
dash





Apr 28 2008 1:22 PM

yep, gonna be making a fucking shit load of penis pie this week and weekend. lucky me.
fatty mc fat pants





Apr 26 2008 3:42 PM

hellooo there.
how you doin?
dash





Apr 25 2008 10:24 AM

You're talking up my anytime minutes! I drink your milkshake, goodbye.
JtothaFizzle!!!





Apr 23 2008 8:20 PM

LMAO!!!

it's as if he's saying, oh no she didnt!!!
Brittny





Apr 18 2008 6:18 PM

how insightful.

I wish I had the answer.
Kyle the Versatile®





Apr 15 2008 10:24 PM

my dogg!
dash





Apr 14 2008 10:48 AM

Your moonwalk has vastly improved.
Praisinator





Apr 11 2008 4:18 PM

Praisinator





Apr 10 2008 4:31 PM

You know what Tom, I'm going to lower my standards and see your show. Ummm I mean, lower my standards and go to the Arena.
*** CHRISTI ****