Lewis & Clark College
Portland, OR
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Computer Science & Mathematics
Minor: Music
Clubs: KLC Radio, Gamelan
i'm sorry i didn't call back. i had completely forgotten it was thursday. too much school. i hope the show went great and the tour is going even better. i'll see you in august!
Hey BRA! I'm in Portland right now with a cool friend of mine (his name is Solomon). I'm going through a shitty ass divorce/custody dispute and I would love to hang out with you and your girl and play some funkin musak together! Please call me today cuz I have to leave tomorrow sometime. My cell is 916-847-7943
Ok dude, call me. I'm going to call Nate and try to get your digits too so I can call you, too.
Much luv, Aundria BUMPASS!!!@ (just kidding its Bumpus mutherfuker)!
will you be passing through my fair city this weekend?
I'll make you and Kristen a CD for your last 3 hours of drive.
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