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Trampas Johnson
Pop / Acoustic / Folk Rock

"He's gonna be.... a rock and roll nerd"

BISMARCK, North Dakota
United States

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Member Since4/20/2008
Band Websiteboardgamegeek.com/user/HallandOatBran
Band MembersJust me, baby. Just me.
InfluencesJonathan Coulton, Tim Minchin, Stephen Lynch, Joey Lawrence, Nelson, Warrant, Cinderella, Tom Jones

The word or phrase that best describes my personality Scrumtralescent.

Fill in the blank: _____ is sexy; _____ is sexier. Wearing glasses is sexy; geeky is sexier.

The last thing that made me laugh out loud Clerks 2!! "I miss my donkey."

If I could be anywhere right now On a cruise ship... The Love Boat! With Capt. Stubbing and the whole gang.... but no Phyllis Dillar... she creeps me the hell out.

25 years from now, I see myself working as a Walmart Greeter or driving one of those Rascal scooters to the Grand Canyon...Not because I'll be old, but because if I wait to do that stuff till I'm old, I won't be able to enjoy it as much.

My personal motto or creed If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it in the face of the guy who gave you the lemons and take the oranges you asked for in the first place.

The celebrity I resemble the most When I was younger, I was told Chris Farley. But if you're the funny fat guy, you look like Chris Farley. Lately, I've gotten Patton Oswald and Kevin James.

Body art I have none, but I love it.

In my bedroom one will find... clothes, every Harry Potter book on CD (I listen when I go to sleep..), some candles (cuz you never know...) and the vast majority of my board game collection.

In my refrigerator one will find... Diet Mountain Dew. Milk. Lots of unused condiments. Grapples (that's GRAPE-les.. apples that taste like grapes... yummy!!)

The pace of my life is best described as: Hectic for North Dakota, slow for the rest of the world.

What I like - or dislike - about what I do for a living: I dislike the hours... but I love my job.

The amount of fame and fortune I've achieved in my life is... Sold an article to People Magazine, won karaoke competitions in several states, invented Post-its. (one of these is a lie.)

The last great book I read Lamb, by Christopher Moore. One of my all time favorite books.

In my stereo right now, you'll find... Tim Minchin or Jonathan Coulton.

5 albums I can't live without

Soundtrack to Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Scissor Sisters, Nelson "After the Rain", Taxiride "Imaginate", Jonathan Coulton

The best movie I saw this year - Superbad or Death Bed: The Bed That Eats People! Juno was cute too.

Movies which spend the most time in my DVD player: Team America, Super Troopers, Love Actually, Jim Gaffigan Beyond the Pale, Wet Hot American Summer, Firefly/Serenity Hot Fuzz, Superbad, Patton Oswalt

Shows I Tivo (or would)? Coupling (the british version), Knights of Prosperity, REAPER!!, Doctor Who and Torchwood, along with Graham Norton (basically everything on BBC America on Saturdays...)

Favorite on-screen sex scene Team America, hands down.
Sounds LikeIf Tom Jones made love to your ear hole...
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Trampas Johnson has 102 friends.
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Jul 22 2008 11:26 PM


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Have a sexy hump day....xoxoxo natalie and glenn
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Jul 21 2008 3:50 PM

thanks for messenging back and forth.
my fond memory is you in walmart!
i gave you a big hug!
remember me?
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Jul 19 2008 10:26 AM

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Jul 18 2008 6:39 AM

I'm late, but happy birthday from me and Derek!
~*Krista*~





Jul 18 2008 12:20 AM

I guarantee you...
Indiana Jones would beat out Mike Tyson in a fist fight.
;)
Jason





Jul 17 2008 7:55 PM

Happy birthday Trampas!!! I really wish I could be there.. I hope you have a great time.
Sarah





Jul 17 2008 6:06 PM

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Jul 17 2008 2:06 PM

Glenn and I decided to combine profiles so his profile will be deleted with in the next couple days and we will just use our joint account!!!!
Sarah





Jul 17 2008 2:47 AM

Happy Birthday, MacGyver!

Even though it's your birthday, you have been charged with saving the world. You have a paper clip, a blow torch and a package of Depends undergarments.
What do you do, Sir, WHAT DO YOU DO?
Stacy





Jul 16 2008 6:44 PM

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Love, stacy
Heidi





Jul 13 2008 4:02 PM

Here is a bellydancer for you dear!!! Miss ya and see ya this weekend! :) Aishwarya Rai
Jason





Jul 13 2008 1:43 PM

Are you kidding?..I would have smashed them in a second just to see what I could take lol
Jason





Jul 11 2008 1:05 PM

Trampie you are the man, that is all.
Sarah





Jul 10 2008 8:00 PM

your new song made me cry :( it's beautiful, honey. Miss you...
Brian





Jul 9 2008 5:31 PM

Thanks! We are just entering week 13, but are very excited and optimistic.
Hope that you're well and enjoying life, BTW I love your music, I didn't know that you were so talented! Keep on Keeping on!
~*Krista*~





Jul 3 2008 11:08 AM

I miss you.
:*(
natalie and glenn





Jul 3 2008 4:37 AM

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Jul 3 2008 3:49 AM


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4th of July
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Jul 1 2008 8:34 AM


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Jun 22 2008 8:41 AM

Hiya Trampas!!! Killer job on Youre Pitiful, as always. Wish I could be there to play some Arkham Horror today. Have fun and take care.
natalie and glenn





Jun 19 2008 9:14 AM