This cat. I don't know who made this or why, but it looks a little like the catburger escaped and got hungry for some lovin. This is for sure the most awesome thing I've seen all day.
Also, the Broncos are an interest, if you can call them that. Maybe an obsession. I love them almost more than life itself, and definitely more than you.
Music
Country. George Strait is my baby's daddy. 80s music is always a good time. New Kids On The Block. Even though there is no way that the nkotb profile on myspace is really them, that would be the coolest shit ever. I love Donnie. He had a shirt that said homeboy.
Plus all of this. I realize my taste is...varied. Let's go with varied. Just listen.
Movies
The Wedding Date, Love Actually, Shall We Dance (the Japanese and American versions), Emma, Gosford Park, Shakespeare in Love, Spanglish, Super Troopers, Star Wars 1, 3, 4, 5, and 6. Anything really, except for horror. I take that back, anything except for horror movies that try to scare you with excesses of blood and violence. Give me Hannibal Lecter any day.
Television
About half of the shows that Adult Swim shows. Robot Chicken can suck it, though. I also really love anything that Pat Robertson appears on. Yay for the 700 Club. I'm learning so much about how to make money through his teachings.
Books
I don't read. Books are for losers. <~~ So I realized some people might not get this is a joke. So there you go, it's a joke.
Heroes
My mom. Anyone who made it through college w/out killing themself, or a professor. The makers of Advil. Oh yeah, and Jenna Jameson.
Colorado State University
Fort Collins,Colorado
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: History
Minor: Poli Sci
Clubs: Riiiight
2002 to 2006
Thornton High School
Thornton,Colorado
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Cheerleading (I know, how did that happen?), a bunch of other clubs I went to once to pad my college resume
About me: I'm addicted to many things, mostly myspace. Cheese fries and porn are high on the list as well.
Oh, and if you're a band trying to get me to listen to your music, or you're someone who's just collecting friends, don't request me. I will reject it, so you'll just be wasting my time and yours. (Sorry to be harsh, but it's getting old.) It seems that it's become necessary to add that if you are under 18, I will reject unless I know you. If you're not one of these people, request away :)
Neither whiskey nor bourbon should EVER be mixed with something so vile as Coke, or any form of coke; and it should always be served in a rocks glass, properly allowing the aromas to release.
