chris killen
"microwaved penis"

Male
27 years old
Manchester, East
United Kingdom



Last Login: 10/7/2008
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    chris killen's Interests
Generalcats, small birds, moustaches
Musicles savy fav, frankie sparo, the shins, the smiths, etc.
Moviesinland empire, hannah takes the stairs, annie hall, henry fool
Televisionpeep show, home movies, twin peaks
Booksknut hamsun, richard brautigan, j.d. salinger, william saroyan, james salter, joy williams, lorrie moore, raymond carver, david shrigley, carson mccullers, lydia davis, richard yates, tao lin, denis johnson, frederick barthelme, ann beattie
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Zodiac Sign:Aquarius



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   chris killen's Blurbs
About me:
my first novel, The Bird Room, will be published by Canongate, spring 2009.

here are some blurbs:

'Chris Killen's first novel is either disturbingly brilliant or brilliantly disturbing. Whichever, I loved it.' STEVEN HALL, author of The Raw Shark Texts

'The Bird Room is miraculous. It is an astonishingly good debut and Chris Killen has accomplished something rare: he has, in no small way, made the novel new; has done things I've not seen done before. I was gripped from the first page and deeply impressed by the last.' M.J. HYLAND, author of How the Light Gets In and Carry Me Down

'Chris Killen's writing surprised me sometimes and made me think "that is funny" sometimes and I never felt bad reading it because I knew (by reading the sentences) that he had worked hard on being sincere, concise, and interesting.' TAO LIN, author of Eeeee Eee Eeee and Bed

'An extremely engaging combo of sex, melancholy and killer one-liners - The Bird Room is a beautiful Chinese puzzle of a novel.' TOBY LITT, author of Hospital, Ghost Story, etc.

'The Bird Room is amazing. Beautiful, laconic, and chockablock with uneasy sex – like having a threesome with your girlfriend and Richard Brautigan.' RICHARD MILWARD, author of Apples

'Killen has taken a rough stone and polished it into a gem. A book that succeeds in turning daily banality into a thing of great beauty.' EWAN MORRISON, author of The Last Book You Read and Swung

'[A] strangely merry look at the agony of true love and unfaithfulness.' DAZED & CONFUSED

i also sometimes write stupid things on a blog

Who I'd like to meet:
nice people. smokers.

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Tao Lin





Sep 15 2008 12:24 AM

hi
: THE FUTUREPROOF CUDDLING POP BLOG BY PG£ :





Aug 11 2008 10:20 PM

Ágata





Aug 2 2008 3:35 PM

Hi Chris! Welcome.
I see we have something in common!
I'd love to know you better! Would it be dangerous?

To know you better


All best, Ágata.
Sadayoshi Atsumi





Jul 17 2008 11:53 AM

Thank you!
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eli





Jul 15 2008 11:04 AM

Enjoyed reading about the reading in NY, though it makes me even more determined to try and get other people to read my stuff in September... starting a poetry MA at MMU... (I've already got other people to read stories aloud over photo slideshows...)

Anyway, how indulgent... Hi, I'm Eli... looking forward to your book!

... How do you find reading aloud to a crowd?
ryan





Jul 11 2008 12:04 AM

zidolis





Jun 10 2008 1:34 PM



zidolis.
une annonciation, 2008, pixel sur écran.
zidolis





May 27 2008 1:42 PM



Publiez autrement!
Brian





May 26 2008 3:51 PM

Nice Pic. Very MJ of you. I'm holding a blog naming contest. You have to enter. There are some great prizes plus the joy of it. I miss you :( I'm back to work on the novel...
Bx
Mary-Beth





May 19 2008 11:53 PM

Chris Killen. How is life after Waterstone's? Hope you are doing wonderfully.
Ben Myers





May 9 2008 10:05 AM

Dear Chris Killen,

I have recently moved into a new house and one of the modern features in the back garden is a portal to another world.

The portal is only for cats though. I see then going into it. And I see them coming out of it. I'm too big to fit through the portal though. Even if I went running everyday wrapped in Bacofoil, I'd still be too big. So instead I leave a bowl of cat food near to the entrance so that the cats don't go hungry when they're passing between dimensions.

The thing is, I think I might a book about it but am worried that it may be similar to 'The Cat Boat'.

Having not read it in full, would it?

Would a book about a cat portal be too similar?

Yours felinely,
Ben Myers

London, UK.
prathna





Apr 20 2008 5:01 AM

you are a person
Lee Rourke





Apr 11 2008 10:26 PM

Bring on 2009!

Lee.
lenny de vitz





Mar 25 2008 8:09 PM

Looking fwd to the book!
Brian





Mar 18 2008 2:20 AM

I have a little bird to go with your little horse.
whippoorwill





Mar 16 2008 2:43 AM

chris killen friend request?! score!
(...im not retarded)
Thomas Western





Mar 4 2008 10:37 AM

Hi Chris,
sorry I couldn't make it last night. Hope it went well and your moustaches were well received.
See you,
tom
Kendra Grant Malone





Feb 29 2008 2:50 PM

don't listen to tao, he is being emotionally manipulative.
Tao Lin





Feb 26 2008 4:30 AM

or i'll be severely depressed
Tao Lin





Feb 26 2008 4:30 AM

put me above canongate
Not In This Town





Feb 20 2008 3:09 PM

We got a new song up! Called The Flyer. I hope you think it is of the oks. You should come down on the 20th March! Hope you are good and heavy brother.
Thomas Western





Feb 11 2008 5:03 PM

Hi Chris,
thanks for that. I bought myself a copy of the daring young man on the flying trapeze this weekend. Got it from ebay as corporate bookshops no longer seem to stock it.
See you
Eric Davis


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Jan 30 2008 9:32 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
elizabeth rose murray





Jan 30 2008 9:05 PM

Just a quick happy birthday! Nice to see you..re hitting people..s top of the year lists! Impressed by your success - keep it up! and with a smile too...
annie clarkson





Jan 30 2008 5:08 PM

cool, good to meet someone else with a story in the book, any idea who else might be reading with us?
dandandandandandan





Jan 30 2008 1:55 PM

Happy birthday to yourself sir.

xx
zidolis





Jan 27 2008 12:51 AM



zidolis. sir zidolis, 9th earl of paintrism, 2008. pixels on screen.
Thomas Western





Jan 12 2008 9:26 PM

howdyadoo?!
hope you are well. In a rare moment of self promotion i thought i'd remind you about my gig on Tuesday. I hope you can make it.
Tom x
Beat the Dust





Jan 3 2008 6:38 PM

Hey! Litzine Beat the Dust is constantly on the look-out for inventive, hard-hitting, thought-provoking poetry and stories, and is particularly interested in writing that involves some kind of contradiction or breaks a rule in some way. We want to hear from writers with 'kiss my shades!' attitude who like to take risks with their work. That's gotta be you right Chris? Click here for details on how and where to send your work. Thanks for sharing your space with Beat the Dust.
Brian





Dec 31 2007 4:34 PM

Hey Chris,
You topped my best of 2007 list. Check out my blog post to find out why! Bx
zidolis





Dec 28 2007 6:45 PM

thanks. here's some stuff (quite old now) from when i still wrote english, before my conversion to whatever-it-is-he-does-that-they-can't-understand-because-it's-in-french

proseofones
zidolis





Dec 28 2007 3:19 PM

Mary-Beth





Dec 12 2007 2:19 PM

You're not meant to be online, Killen. You're meant to be using your free time constructively, coming up with ideas for your next masterpiece of modern literature. I may have to inform Geck about this & promptly place you back onto the full time contract.
brandon





Dec 10 2007 6:37 AM

CONGRATS ON YOUR NOVEL BLURBS CHRIS KILLEN
Brian





Dec 9 2007 8:46 PM

As an up and coming YA novelist, I feel I have the right to add yet another blurb about your book. This is what it would say: Killen's "The Bird Room" is not for kids. It's for adults, and special ones at that. In fact, in the hands of today's youth, Killen's work could seriously alter the next generation, thus creating a future where birds and unique novels are equally honored and revered as they are feared. I think I need a lollie-pop now.
Mary-Beth





Dec 5 2007 7:32 PM

that is quite alright. did you & emily go anywhere afterwards? danni & I went to big hands, though there was little improvement.
Mary-Beth





Dec 5 2007 6:22 PM

God, our christmas 'do' was dreadful.
Ben Myers





Nov 28 2007 11:43 AM

'Feral Parakeets: A Novel'

I just saw two feral parrots.
Parakeets. They didn't see me.

- THE END -
Lee Rourke





Nov 27 2007 12:47 AM

Ha! Ben*,

I saw your comment below . . . You swine! I'm still in floods of tears and it's weeks since I first saw it.

*Chris, sorry for starting author wars on your fine site (lick that Myers!) . . .

Okay, I love you really, Ben.

Hey, and you too Chris.

Lee.
Brian





Nov 24 2007 1:23 AM

Chris, as one of the univers' leading writers of gay erotic fiction, I think I should be able to blurb your book. Here is what my blurb would say: If I was a novel, I'd be The Bird Room--Hot, hard and always up for a good time!
-Bx
martin