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Tom's Interests
General
You. I am interested solely in YOU. So please, tell me. everything.
Music
Love it. Love it all. Except the weird shit, thats just too... well... weird.
I also have many talented musical type friends, hardly any of whom have bothered to make a myspace page (the goddamned idiots). One has though, check out Sam Kirk. It is very important that you do not confuse him with THIS Sam Kirk, who i have never met before.
Movies
Anything with explosions. Explosionless films sometimes take my fancy, but i take them on a film by film basis.
Television
Deal or no deal. Endlessly. I heart Noel Edmunds
Heroes
I like the Cadbury's caramel ones, but ultimately, i'd have to say the mini Crunchies are the best.
NEWS JUST IN: the above joke has been rated "shit" by a board of joke-rating-people.
About me: **Update - Tom is currently travelling around the world. See if you can spot him. Its like a massive crap Wheres Wally game (thats wheres Waldo for you yanks)**
21, male, freshly graduated from Liverpool (Psychology). Yes, psychology, the most made up of all sciences. People generally describe me as a giant midget, though i prefer the term "dwarfed giant". Still, you cant win them all. I like day time AND night time (but preferably not at the same time). I enjoy long walks on short roads, and defintely didnt kill JFK. Anyone that says i did is lying. Oh, and im deaf in my right ear as a result of mumps a couple of summers back, so give me some sympathy gad damn it! And don't call me Deafy McDeafson, thats just mean. I've never been stalked (or at least, i was never aware of it. If anyone has ever stalked me, they did a really shit job of it). I used to have a tribute act that was simply called "Tom Hawkey 2", but i had to get rid of him when it turns out he was much better at being me than i was. Bastard. I am a huge fan of sneezing, particularly those fits where you sneeze 7 or 8 times. I have still never made it to the magic 15 in a row, or whatever it is, that supposedly feels like an orgasm. I reckon whoever claimed that must have had a really shit sex life. Poor them. Hoping to one day hold the world record for number of world records held. So far, my current running is zero. Favourite herb: oregano.
Who I'd like to meet: Brian Blessed, just so i can try and get invited round to his house to see his animals (hardly anyone else saw this, but when he went on "stars in their eyes" and did Pavarotti, the clip they showed before he came on involved him showing you round his house stuffed full of wierd animals. madness)
Other than that, I'd like to meet anyone and everyone. So none too specific...
holy cow you're not even gunna believe this...i completed this deal to receive an AUTHENTIC desginer handbag from Coach totally FREE & it amazingly came!! since i KNOW its for real now, i'm gunna hurry and get more to send out as a gift..you should go snag one or two too LMFAO! isn't the one they sent me dope?
guess what i just got?! you wouldnt believe it if i told you lol, but you know all those lame ass ads people are sending to each other about $500 Macys cards? i got a chance to do one and ya its legit. makes sense now why its all over the place lmao. i think i got mine from this site right here, im not 100% certain so click to go check it out. if its right make sure you take one so we can shop it up
Yo big T, hope all is well in Oz, been good to see you out there. Hope your ok and the Christmas season went well. 5-0 through, thats a bit poor, expect that of Bradford not Forest. Keep me posted
God save our gracious Punts
Long live our awesome Team,
God save our Rick
Send him victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over Poms:
God save our Rick!
HA HA SUCK CRAP!!! AUSTRALIA 3 ENGLAND 0.... try again in 18 years big fella!
MUHUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Hello. I hope you are enjoying your byronesque gallavanting?! I have to go back to work next week. You do realise that its dark for 23 hours in the day here and that its been proven an actual fact that the bus drivers of the 28 have the same charismatic traits as that found in a dog turd?!
no way!!! good for you you show them ho its done! :) indeed you would look fabolous in one of my bras - i do push or clear straps??? tickle your fancy??? just kidding, times are good sooooo happpy to be HOME :):):):):) ive also got a job in breastfeeding, how long you away for?
have fun and take care, - you away alone?? with Family and/or friends??
God bless
oh tom... 166 runs... NOT EVEN AGAINST AUSTRALIA A... PMs XI most of them aint even out of highschool yet!!! AND TO FIX The problem... no worries SEND IN GERAINT JONES!! thatll fix ure issues! bad luck big cat, the ashes are heading south on this form!
Is that a world tour to promote your new found DramaSoc Celebrity status? Everything seems to be going fairly well this year... so far we have 60 full paid members, which is quite a few more than last year. Meanwhile LUST only have 20... poor them, we're aiming to grapple the 'Society of the Year Award' from them this year.
How's it going? You gonna come see any of the shows this year? By the way you are currently the new face of the Drama Society... check it ---> www.liverpooldrama.com
I'm making a slideshow of bowling pictures for freshers fair, and wondered if you had any photos hidden away on your computer at all? Anything you have got just email them to me and I'll sort them through. Thats if you don't mind...
you're still in my top 8 if it's any consolation to you, and as far as I am aware, you may not 'rule' anymore, but you're certainly a sporting chap - and I hate sport!
Hope your hair's not too lacquered and that everything's generally well. Also, where are you?
Listen Tom, I've taken you out of my top 8...don't panic, it's a temporary fixture to promote my band. You will be reinstated before tut world cup is over.
