Timbone the Snuggle Stick
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"Be happy... (that I don't eat you)."
Male
29 years old
Stafford, Virginia
United States
Last Login: 10/4/2008
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| General | Running, pooping, eating, eating runny poop (and other exotic foods), playing music (bass, harmonica, drums, guitar, piano, skin flute and male organ), pool, bowling, beating myself at 4-dimensional chess, making up games for Snuggleplay (you figure it out), learning foreign languages, occasionally toying with Complex Analysis and Finite Group Theory, and revelling in my own awesomeness 'til it hurts and gets sore. | | Music | SNUGGLE, Primus, Black Sabbath, Slayer, Faith No More, Chili Peppers, Rage, Motorhead, Alice in Chains, old (obviously) Metallica, Beethoven, B.B. King, Howling Wolf, Muddy Waters, Charles Mingus, Dr. Dre, Nas, The Offspring, Michael Jackson, The Police. And pretty much anything with some funky bass.
Worst music ever made: Linkin Park (though Macy Gray's not far behind)
I learned to play bass from these guys:
Geezer Butler, Cliff Burton, Les Claypool, Bill Gould, Victor Wooten, and Steve Harris | | Movies | Shawshank Redemption, The Princess Bride, Batman-Mask of the Phantasm, Spider-Man 1&2, Memento, The Hudsucker Proxy, Crash (1996), Die Hard, The Terminator, Fight Club, Secretary, Good Will Hunting, Stand and Deliver, Idlewild, Caligula, Igby Goes Down ("Humor me and fuck off."), High Fidelity, Adaptation, The Sandlot, Aladdin, Patlabor WXIII, The Spongebob Squarepants Movie, Shopgirl, Rambone
Worst movie I've ever seen: Black Dahlia
| | Television | I rarely watch any TV. I especially hate reality TV. I like to think that my life isn't so pathetic and boring that I need to spend it watching other people's "real" lives instead of living my own
...even though it is. | | Books | Cat's Cradle (and any Vonnegut really, but this is my favorite book), For Whom the Bell Tolls, 1984, The Hitchhiker's Guide "Trilogy", A Brief History of Time, Journey Through Genius, Slugs (David Greenberg).
Worst book I ever read: As I Lay Dying | | Heroes | Les Claypool (Bassist). Leonard Euler (Mathematician). Ron Jeremy (fat, ugly, slovenly, rich & famous porn star). Batman. Bill Clinton. Kermit the Frog. Anyone who makes an impact on the world- especially in more than one field. |
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Timbone the Snuggle Stick's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Friends | | Orientation: | Not Sure | | Hometown: | Herndon, VA | | Body type: | 5' 11" / Slim / Slender | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Zodiac Sign: | Cancer | | Smoke / Drink: | No / No | | Occupation: | Math Tutor/ Rock Star |
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About me:
Well, my name is Tim, last name Bone. My middle name is Allison.
I play bass in a hard rock band named Snuggle.
Snuggle is not particularly good, but we're still better than you.
So...
I'm also a grad student in math at George Mason, I think. I haven't bothered attending for a semester or two so I'm really not sure if they still let me go there.
I weigh about 155 lbs. and I can still eat more than you can. A combination of nerves and a high metabolism gets the food out of my body fast, making eating one of my favorite past time activities. Of course, sex is nice too. I like to eat during sex. I like to have sex while I eat. I like women who can cook. And fuck. Simultaneously. Please send this page to anyone you know who can do that.
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Who I'd like to meet:
God.
Tim: "Um, dude."
God: "Yes."
Tim: "Um, no really dude. Like, uh, what the fuck?"
God: "I'm... not sure what you mean, my son."
Tim: "Son? I HAVE a father! His name was Ben Parker."
God: "That's not you, that's Spider-man. I AM omniscent you know."
Tim: "Ah, yes. Good movie."
God: "Yes, very good movie. I like the part-"
Tim: "Yes, yes, um... where was I?"
God: "What the fuck?"
Tim: "Excuse me?"
God: "You were saying 'What the-'"
Tim: "Yeah, dude... What the fuck?"
God: "I'm not sure where you're going with this."
Tim: "Hmph. Omniscent my ass.... What I mean is why's everything so fucked up?"
God: "Don't ask me. You people did that."
Tim: "Oh. Yeah. Um. Our bad..."
God: "..."
Tim: "..."
God: "It was a good movie though."
Tim: "Yeah, yeah... good movie, very good movie..."
Inspired by true events.
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