Look, ask yourself this; Do you really want to spend the rest of your life wearing sweaters and crying at emo shows, or standing with your arms folded as you watch yet another predictable indie rock/punk/nu-metal band, or pretending that you "understand" some artsy snooze-fest, or listening to electronica that sounds like a broken alarm clock going off in a blender ?? Of course you don't. Flatten out that fauxhawk and stop being so mopey. Set your Von Dutch trucker hat on fire. Take off that white belt and cast it to the wind. We are here to save you from the drudgery of today's musical excretia. We are here to snatch you away from the gaping anus of modern music. We are the only saviour you will ever need. We know who you are. You dance alone in your apartment, but were too embarrased to cut loose at the club or the LCD Soundsystem show. That's about to change.
You WILL move. You WILL groove. You WILL leave your shame and Pilgrim-like tendencies at home, in the trash can. You may even take your clothes off. To quote James St. James; "Who cares if you have a hunchback...throw some glitter on it and go out dancing!"
The Winter Of Our Disco Intent's Friend Space (Top 8)
