Oh, carlos.
"It isn't the tragedies in life that kill us, it's the messes."

Male
23 years old
Toledo, Ohio
United States



Last Login: 9/4/2008
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    Oh, carlos.'s Interests
Generalcompunded annually
Musicsoundtracks to sofia coppola films (last.fm)
Moviesthe bitter tears of petra von kant
Televisionunless there is a program in which gay men snort the morning after pill off the crystalline surfaces of their iPhones, no television show speaks to me or my generation.
Booksthe story of the eye, the romanian, BUTT magazine
Heroesivl & vm + m/m; francesca von habsburg; georges bataille; elisabeta & nicolae petrescu; dov charney; isabella blow

     Oh, carlos.'s Details
Status:Single
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Education:College graduate
Occupation:"manny"



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Who I'd like to meet:
subconsciously looking for a level 5 pun-master

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Oh, carlos. has 115 friends.
 JC 


 poppie van herwerden 


 Mandy Pantalones 


 Luke 





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wildcat





Aug 29 2008 12:12 AM

drunk, kekeke, I LOVE YOU@
Luke





Aug 21 2008 11:23 PM


haha thought you would enjoy
wildcat





Aug 21 2008 9:40 AM

hai baby!
Sombrabella





Jul 30 2008 8:08 PM

Hi little one! I don't see you enough anymore! I'm always up for 80's night!
Sinae has a bed and is now satisfied.





Jul 26 2008 6:03 PM

hi babiee!! it was such a pleasure talking to you the other night.
make sure you hit me up if you're ever in chicago! xoxo
It's A/eX!





Jul 26 2008 4:22 PM

yay were "friends"...thanks for letting me follow you...i would have been a lost mofo! Ofg...work horrible...i felt like hell alll day!haha
JC





Jul 19 2008 2:53 AM

Word it to yo mothua:

"The more time we spend on the NJGuido site, the more we think of Guidos as a kind of rare bird: they flock to our shore towns during the warm months, and are as welcome as, oh, Canada Geese. They're always tanned to the color of coconut shells, and easily identified by their plumage: satin shirts and short skirts on the females; Armani Exchange T-shirts and artfully distressed jeans on the males. The females favor bold hair styles and colorful makeup; the males tend to strut and flex their pumped up muscles. The call of the Guido is bellowing, and frequently slurred, invariably starting with the sound, "Yo," followed all too often by some creative variation on an expletive beginning with the letter, "F.
"
Sombrabella





Jul 15 2008 2:21 AM

I miss talking to you at work! I never see you anymore! Maybe we should make a date
David





Jul 14 2008 9:57 PM

Hey, what's going on Carlos? I miss you and hopefully I will be up to see you sometime soon. Let me know when you come to Columbus again.
if i die 2nite i could say i did what i wanted 2do





Jul 8 2008 12:00 AM

sexy
nathan





Jul 6 2008 3:57 AM

love it!!!
Tilla





Jun 27 2008 12:10 AM

It was so lovely to see you again! I truly did miss out on the Carlos Kinko's experience....
I am so excited about your move.
An abundance of much better opportunities will surely arise at your new destination. Guaranteed! Good luck~!~

~xoxox~
LMNOP
What'd the 0 say to the 8...





May 30 2008 10:26 PM

Um, I don't work at the Talmadge one. I work at westgate. And I didn't even cover a shift that day.
So you tell this person to get their places right,and here's my myspace profile :D
miedo de caer





May 29 2008 9:34 PM

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Ryan





May 29 2008 2:56 PM

happy birthday C-los.
K å ® L ë ¥ ™





May 29 2008 12:17 PM

happy birthday schmarlos!!! <3<3
Allison





May 29 2008 12:02 PM

happy birthday! :)
if i die 2nite i could say i did what i wanted 2do





May 26 2008 5:57 PM

ok the pictures are coming soon.....tits come included
vanessa





May 20 2008 8:36 AM

ummm...well at least he's...cute...ummm....i mean...i don't know...ick...go rossford
if i die 2nite i could say i did what i wanted 2do





May 19 2008 4:44 AM

i have great pics of us babe!!!!
Luke





Apr 29 2008 10:53 AM

OMFG! WTF? GTFO!!! that is all i can say to this.
poppie van herwerden





Apr 21 2008 6:19 PM

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mcginley is the new wyeth.
Allison





Apr 18 2008 2:01 PM

that shit was rough!
but you made my day :)
Allison





Apr 18 2008 3:01 AM

does this do anything for you?
Earl





Apr 10 2008 7:51 AM

Kelly Korova





Apr 10 2008 2:46 AM

so i randomly saw a myspace comment you left someone about a cross between Marilyn Manson and zoolander... um were you talking about jeffree star by any chance?
Mandy Pantalones





Apr 8 2008 7:18 PM

It has only taken me four months, but I kind of love your tumblr.
Luke





Apr 5 2008 8:45 PM

check it http://www. peta2. com/Trollsens/
if i die 2nite i could say i did what i wanted 2do





Apr 3 2008 4:05 PM

lol you always know what to say.......
sarah





Apr 3 2008 12:53 AM

hello.
i need to see the tragic myspace you were telling me about the other night.
hope to run into you again sooner than later.
Eric Korova





Mar 26 2008 4:27 AM

i'm a sucker for free carlos music.
Luke





Mar 22 2008 9:30 PM

thought you may enjoy
Ryan





Mar 20 2008 9:29 PM

thats really intresting. I had no idea that word had such a broad definition. I always just thought they were a people group from mesapotaimia.
L.M.P.





Mar 20 2008 1:30 PM

lets do it! ill let you in on my secret: $1 cheap sunglasses and pop the lens out.
and Voilà!
JC





Mar 20 2008 4:14 AM

A parting message to the parents of Ottawa Hills:

“We shall sodomize your sons, We shall seduce them in your schools, in your dormitories, in your gymnasiums, in your locker rooms, in your youth groups, Your sons shall become our minions and do our bidding. They will come to crave and adore us. All laws banning homosexual activity will be revoked. Instead, legislation shall be passed which engenders love between men. Our writers and artists will make love between men fashionable…. We shall raise vast, private armies…to defeat you. The family unit….will be abolished. Perfect boys will be conceived and grown in the genetic laboratory….All churches who condemn us will be closed. Our only gods are handsome young men. All males who insist on remaining stupidly heterosexual will be tried in homosexual courts of justice and will become invisible men. Tremble, hetero swine, when we appear before you without our masks.
Ryan





Mar 20 2008 1:49 AM

But seriously, philistine is def. being stolen by me, and I will def. try my best to give credit to you at some point.
Ryan





Mar 20 2008 1:48 AM

I love that you called me a Philistine, way to be culturally relevant.

P.S.

Bjork live is the sonic equivalent to Lee Harvey Oswald pummeling JFK with a tire iron upon the grassy knoll.
Luke





Mar 4 2008 6:16 AM

UMM... INCASE YOU WERE UNAWARE.... you are missing out on some fabulous happenings on mypage (god I need that outfit something feirce)
Earl





Feb 28 2008 11:35 PM


viva La Jo♥Jo





Feb 26 2008 6:32 PM

i miss you carlos!
Luke





Feb 13 2008 6:45 AM

"I like you people soo much I gave you february"...
poppie van herwerden





Feb 12 2008 2:34 AM

a week without carlos feels like a pinched nerve.

oh wait.
Luke





Feb 5 2008 6:59 AM


for u darling.
poppie van herwerden





Feb 4 2008 6:59 PM

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What'd the 0 say to the 8...





Feb 1 2008 4:49 AM

Its not porn, its just little pick me ups to help get through the day. And by the way, Gina is maaddd at you! Ooo grrl you need to call her!!
Luke