It all started one hot summer in Seattle. It was there, in the stultifying doldrums of Northwest that THE THEM coagulated from a puddle of vomit, beer and semen to form the Unholy alliance that would spread a disease throughout the Northwest. THE THEM's current mutation comes in the form of Joseph Christ on Vocals, Jimmy Beam on Guitars, Sethalicious on Bass.
Since their appearance THE THEM have been bloodying up stage and audience with their fabulously toxic musical alchemy, a putrefied mixture of horror punk, hardcore, metal and rockabilly, resonating behind the depraved rantings of a madman, coupled with blood and brain matter, and an intensity of personal charisma not seen since vats of grape Kool-Aid were gulped down in Jonestown. THE THEM are here and they require you to accept them as your personal Savior.
The band is now in the process of playing and recording so for now you will have to placate yourselves by attending their live shows, where the pestilence and anomalies of the space-time continuum string themselves together and fuck with your DNA so that, if you are drunk enough, you leave a profoundly changed person. The band does not guarantee that this change will be for the better.
Holy hell, I didn't think it could be done, but The Them "non plugged" fuckin rocked! PS you guys should play "Undead" more often, it's me new favorite song.
is it cool if i paint pen your shirt you gave me to make it say three maniacs making music? cause then i would have a single special edition shirt. you shold just go acoustic. i had an idea to have us trade songs and send them to eachother, but done in our style. i think it would be great. we are going to be recording here soon. and i drew up new logos for shirts, so maybe whwen they are done we can send a care package. we are looking in to comin up to you in the near future as well, but i dont think seattle is ready for our music. jeff and INFectum
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