Dr. Royce Clemens
"Three can keep a secret if two of them are dead."

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25 years old
COUNCIL BLUFFS, Iowa
United States



Last Login:7/25/2008
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Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
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Publishing - Writer - Critic
Film Critic. Foul mouthed and will not change for any price.

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El Cerrito, California US
Film Critic
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2/07-8/07
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Tyne & Wear, England UK
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4/07-Present
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El Cerrito, California US
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Event Films

5/07-8/07
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Brooklyn, New York US
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6/07-Present
www.fatally-yours.com
Costa Mesa, California US
Film Critic
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9/07-Present
www.filmarcade.net
Bell Mawr, New Jersey US
Film Critic
Current Releases

1/08-Present
Fist of an Angry Doc
Council Bluffs, Iowa US
Film Critic/Editor
Currents Releases/Op-Ed Desk

1/08-Present



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Jerry





Jul 23 2008 8:09 AM

Beautiful review of The Dark Knight.
Hope you having a good summer, my friend.
joker
Edgar Frog





Jul 22 2008 11:28 AM

Hey, we're blowing out of Luna Bay to take our boards on the road for the rest of the summer. Malibu by Tuesday the 22nd, then down in San Diego from Thursday on. Look for our people in the crowds and be sure to tell them, "Edgar sent me.
"
Jerry





Jul 7 2008 10:13 AM

Hellboy 2
Jerry





Jul 4 2008 2:37 PM

We were talking about The Lady Vanishes today because we were talking about Vertigo which was on the television.
I plugged your future review of the film to the family.
Hope you have a great holiday weekend.
Vertigo
Jenny





Jul 2 2008 12:55 PM

*fangirl squeal*

Thank you!
Jerry





Jul 1 2008 3:48 PM

You speak my language.
Thank you.
Ægir





Jul 1 2008 10:14 AM

As promised...

skyemark Gothic Horror Ooak Art Doll Artist





Jun 29 2008 3:12 PM

Hell-O,
So nice to meet you!
Feel free to email me anytime!
I would love to hear from you!

Thanks for the friendship!!!

Michelle (skyemark)


You can find my Gothic Horror dolls at:

Website: http://www. screamingscorpiostudio. com
Myspace: http://www. myspace. com/screamingscorpiostudio
eBay Name: skyemark
Etsy Store: http://www. screamingscorpio. etsy. com

...... ........Etsy
Buy Handmade
screamingscorpio......
Just Liz.....





Jun 27 2008 6:38 PM

I was thinking that same thing!! I didn't realize before I put it in that that was an option but I was thinking through the whole movie that it would totally rock without the American translation. I still have it so maybe I'll do just that....
Jerry





Jun 27 2008 10:11 AM

Wall E

Hope you have a great weekend.
Just Liz.....





Jun 24 2008 10:59 PM

So I watched The Host...

Cool monster but is the cheesy dubbing supposed to be intentional like old school Godzilla flicks?
Jerry





Jun 24 2008 7:30 AM

Fearandloathing
Molly Celaschi





Jun 23 2008 2:25 PM

"If you don't believe in idle chatter and a lot of small talk, yeah, I'm deranged. You'd prefer I conduct myself like the little boys you usually date? Would you prefer I used that phoney dialogue I'm sure you've heard at least a half a dozen times before?

So when I tell you that you're a vibrant, beautiful, exciting woman, you can believe me, you can bet it's the truth.

Because I'd have to be a complete idiot not to want to hold you and kiss you, and make our time together a warm, wonderful moment that could grow and develop into many moments, many hours, and into something really important.
"
Jerry





Jun 22 2008 5:31 PM

I can't say I disagree with any of that.
Andrea Martin did a great imitation of her on SCTV long ago.
Jerry





Jun 22 2008 6:28 AM

Turner Classic Movies had Seven Samurai on last night. Awesome stuff.
Seven Samurai
So already with Grand Illusion you already sucked punched all the Pauline Kael wannabes. Thank you for that. You will forgive me, but I like the fresh opinions that you always give it.
Ægir





Jun 19 2008 5:02 PM

Of that, I'm not too sure...this one seems to be getting off to a dreadfully slow start in terms of the ol' comment game.
Ægir





Jun 19 2008 4:59 PM

Thank you for the publicity, sir.
Ægir





Jun 18 2008 11:44 PM

And finally I make good on 25% of my end of the bargain...
Jerry





Jun 17 2008 1:18 PM

It was the review I was waiting all weekend for. Thanks.
Molly Celaschi





Jun 16 2008 1:18 PM

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Just Liz.....





Jun 15 2008 1:01 AM

The Host and The Lookout.
Just Liz.....





Jun 14 2008 5:27 AM

Just when you though you had gotten rid of me.........

I,M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKK!!

Actually, not quite yet, but soon, and with a blog that will reveal the great mystery behind my dissapearance. Although, I'm not really sure anyone noticed I was gone in the first place,lol.

I've missed my favorite foul-mouthed film critic and BTW, did I ever tell you Sweeny Todd and Atonement? Two more to go...
Jerry