i'm giving away my first CD at Bernies saturday night and the show will be epic and i will be drunk and instead of annoying people one at a time, i will have a microphone and guitar so please come!@
Nice show the other night! I would have stayed to watch you guys, but I got distracted when the Jamphibious Assault Vehicle showed up and started handing out $100 bills.
Thanks for the cynical note you unimaginative piece of monkey caca! Some people “get it” and some people burn the cookies in the oven because they were staring at themselves in the mirror too long and forgot to take them out. I think we all know which category you would fall under.
come to think of it...you guys couldn't have even been communicating with me if you don't know how to read!!! hmmm...unless you have somebody who reads and writes for you...damn you proper nouns you fuckers got me again!
heard you guys signed to all Hail...bad move...really bad move...shits like Death Row in the 90s...get ready for beat downs in the studio, guns, blow, and media driven coastal wars...bad move...also, if you like to read you should check out my new book here! Peace dudes.
Matt - Wait a minute...are you making fun of harmonicas?! Sigh. I can remember when you loved harmonicas, almost as much as you loved puppets. I can still recall all those long ago hot and sticky summer nights that we spent, lying on hay bales, drinking warm Tab and playing our harmonicas in the moonlight, learning Cracklin Rosie and what was that other Neil Diamond song, your favorite...? Oh yeah, I Am, I Said. Not such a great tune for the harmonica, but damn, you were so passionate, you made it work. What happened to those days, my friend... ...what happened to you?
we only tend to play the purity ceremonies for young men, where they take a promise ring from their moms to stay virgins until marriage. it's like the purity ceremonies for girls, you just reverse the gender, see? some people find it confusing...but i know i am my dad's wife.
I played the Proper Nouns again this week on pat radio. Folks are going to think I'm accepting payola! Also, pat radio is now on WCRS, Wednesdays, 6-7 p.m. in Columbus, Ohio. Two frequencies: 102.1 in the Northeast corner of the county, and 98.3 in campus, Grandview, Clintonville, etc. Check it out.
congratulations on your new baby. it is sad to hear that you must return it to capital university, like all babies born post 9/11. i need to get a cdr of your album when i'm back from atlanta.
You are a gracious loser. But my sad-sackyness cannot be beaten. But the dreaded "Kitten with Hole in Heart" move stands a pretty good chance. Throw in a puppy on crutches and you're a shoo-in.
That's too bad, but I guess it would affect the homoeroticism to have a lady involved. If you guys ever change your mind, let me know. Unfortunately, I do not take checks.
I have some important questions related to the two-hand, sensual touch football league. Will I have to go to the doctor to get a physical and provide a birth certificate before I can play? Is there a dress code and can I wear jewelry? Does everyone get the chance to play in each game? And finally do we even bother keeping score?
I haven't been preparing for two-hand, sensual touch football tryouts. Yes, I'm aware it will be highly competitive this year, but I'll just rely on my raw talent.
